England >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Good post

>>68232764
Good post
>>68232819
Bad post

> He believes Uk considers them as bros

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1890_British_Ultimatum

>>68232882
This, we hate the Portuguese more than we hate Argie scum
>tfw me and the lads kicked this Portufaggot in the face while we were pinning him down
Spain is our true ally desu

>>68232948
S-so you're just being yandere? After all these years?

>>68233021
Why do you think there's so many of us in your country? All that pirate stuff was just banter

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>>68232764
Thank you, best ally.

Portugal is bro tier
pls portugal we are worse at english but we try

Portubro

Italy best ally

>>68232948
>we
End yourself you Paki cunt.

>>68232948
oh >>68233021 t-this?

the English dispora will colonise Spain and gift the land to Portugal in exchange for permanent cheap holidays

>>68234018
You can keep all of Spain for yourselves, desu. Maybe Galiza.

We'd like Ireland if you can spare it, though.
>All the bacalhau.
>They don't know how to fish.
It's going to waste, desu.

>>68232764
I love you too Portugal. Colonialism buddy's! Fuck sp*in

>>68234120
sabotage the EU and it's all yours. We'll even move the current residents for you

>>68233373
Cheeky lad

>>68234527
What do you think we're doing?

Even our Euro-friendly politicians have come out saying that the alliance will have a significant weight on their side of the negotiations.

The EU is only 40 years old for us.

>Says poortugal, who, tired of being a filthy but lovely wart at the side of spain, decided he would rather become a pimple at the side of England
>little did he know, that he couldn't even be the pimple at the side of the anglo, because that spot was already taken by ireland, and even worse, to begin with, the anglo never really considered him a friend, or a proper country for that matter, beyond being a useless idiot to use againts the might of the conquistadores and the sacrebleues

Open your eyes, you are that little nerdy tryhard that sticks like a snot to the normies in hope of being accepted, only to be laughed at behind his back. You are the poland of western europe, never be like poland.

>>68234668
>Russia
Reminder Russia will be 3rd world by 2030 without help from anglos

>>68234789
>without help from anglos
>implying we ever had such a thing to begin with

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>>68234018
or...

>>68235054
which is the reason for your slow decent into demise

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>>68234668
>Eternal friendless country doesn't understand alliances
It was mutual interest, mate. We wanted someone to help out with the Spaniards, and England wanted someone to help out with the French.

Even if England came out the winner of the four, doesn't mean we also didn't benefit from it anyway.

>But you only served England's interests.
We served ours as well. Look how Spain's sub-countries ended up, with their languages oppressed and their histories forgotten.

The sheer fact we were able to be independent from Spain, and able to explore the world before anyone else was only possible with help from the Brits, and the only way they managed to defeat Napoleon was because of us allowing facilitating European trade and a friendly port.

You wouldn't get it, because you're the Slav equivalent of Spain. Every punch you throw is down, and you still end up losing. Russia never started from the bottom and clawed their way to the top like Portugal and England did. And even though we're set back again, it's still infinitely better than Russia.

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>>68235337
>Have the choice between being part of the new Roman Empire or being english's portuGheisa like >>68232882
>Prefer being Portugal
>Then massively migrates to France in the XXth century

meeh

>>68235661
>Then massively migrates to France in the XXth century
What, don't you want to be part of the Portuguese Empire? You'd finally be able to have access to good wine.

>>68235337
>with their languages oppressed
t.moron

>>68236601
Yeah, tell me how Galician hasn't changed in the past 100 years.
>using the filthy ñ instead of the based nh

>>68236064
You produce more than cooking wine ?

england is ours.
fuck off portugay

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>>68232764
DELET

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>>68236644
We sure as fuck don't import it.

>>68236686
>denmark drinks more wine than italy
huh

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I love Portugal. Here in Montreal there is an old emigre community and your food is fucking delicious, all the portuguese people my age that I know are cool also.

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>>68236736
>13% alcohol
Maybe Italy is drinking the weaker stuff?

All I know is that every old fart here with a bit of land makes their own weak sauce to make a bed on the stomach before hitting the local tasca for more potent stuff.

What surprised me was Spain. I know they mostly go for the beer these days, but we still drink more beer than them. I guess that explains the "Portuguese Bravery" we hear about in history class, huh.

>>68236749
This guy knows.

Also, they're probably either cooking with expensive stuff (non-local), or you might have just seen a fraction of it.

Good to hear that they are cool people. France sort of hates us because our Diaspora there sucks, but to be honest, we hate those as well. There's something about the airs of France that makes Portuguese huge assholes that's not verifiable anywhere else. Not as strongly, at least. Sorry Fronce.

>>68236886
>There's something about the airs of France that makes Portuguese huge assholes that's not verifiable anywhere else

It's because the french locked them up in the arab blocks and they eventually adopted their shitty culture... Al-andalusia all over again basically

>>68236987
>See Arabs everyday
>Become more violent
Ah, the old reconquista power boost. Makes sense.

>>68236631
>Yeah, tell me how Galician hasn't changed in the past 100 years.
Galician isn't oppresed and is spoken by most Galicians

Quite a bad thread 2bh

>>68237025
they don't become more violent.
They become literal magrhebians

>>68236631
>using the filthy ñ instead of the based nh

Ñ is old as fuck in galician documents, meanwhile you were cucked by an occitanboo king.

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>>68232764

>>68232764
stockholm syndrome much? no true portuguese likes english or spanish scum