/cp/ - Culture Pals: Quality Openers Edition

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First for all Muslims are sluts

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anyone else get depressed when they get a lot of views on their profile?

It makes me feel sad because there are so many qts I could message but it will be the same boring conversations...

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>>68222656
>jesus
>yallah

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kekkity kek

>>68223168
>>68222978

>>68223168
Kek

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>when someone comments on your photo

ree ged oud I don't wan attention today aaaaa pls gid ouudddddd oudddd

morning fellow morning people

How can I create keks for greater glory with my fake Korean?

>>68224661
Hi, it's Francesco from Italy.
I'm currently studying the Korean language, culture, language and literature at my university called "The Orientale", based on oriental things.
I like Korean culture because I think it's one of the richest cultures in the world because of myths, legends etc.
I think also that Korean people deserve more than they have beacuse are a very amazing population!
A lot of stuff that pretend to belong to China and Japan, in reality belong from Korean.
I'm currently studying for an advanced exam about the Korean literature and language, it's a little boring but I hope to know more and more about the culture because I'm planning to work and live there.
I hope to find good Korean friends to talk with about tastes, opinions, cultures etc.. If you have also some questions about the Italian culture or stuff, just ask it! Thank you..

This is just getting ridiculous! Even grown men wants to suck the Korean D...

>>68224874
This triggers me. How are these people so delusional?

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>>68224999
Nice trips mayne

Reminder all British autism is from Lithuanians.

>>68226051
So all of the British posters then? Since it seems like you're all Lithuanians.

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>>68224100
>cringeworthy girls comment on your photos

YOUS RUINING MY IMAGE, GIT OUT GIT OUT OUT OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KVAAAAAAK

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Uh-uh, I-I'm currently b-bulking and height d-doesn't really matter b--b-baby boo child kid

I'm taller than most I-Indians

Found an interesting guy Lads

I think doubt hes a rapist

/GoodScorpioMan

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Do I reach absolute madman status yet ?

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>>68227304

>>68226296
Yes

>Bruno or BOAT is probably drowning in models on a yacht in the med now...

How can one man be so based?

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:3

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psst...
post profiles..

>>68229242
Nä

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what should I respond ?

>>68230817
ask her if she want to clean your toilet

>>68227304
If you manage to keep on bantering and post the replies, yep.

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>>68228567
Post qts Kalmar pal

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>Viewed 5 times this month.
killing myself

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>>68231867
No

But I can post pictures of Kalmar

>>68232789

Two words. Qt crawler

>>68222656
She wants a baby with you :3

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>>68232789
>tfw 90 views today

Ello ello canadian-kun! ヽ(｡･ω･｡)ﾉ
Big kisses to every1 here
XOXOXO

>>68234788
Ay bby gurl

All we need to make you smile is your colon and my D

:D

why is this thread so fucking dead

>>68235394
everyone's busy with their qt

>>68235394
everyone's busy with your qt

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>>68235512
>>68235617

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>>68235617
>:(

>>68235617
oh such statements feels like I'm back in 4th grade

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>>68234486
link me your profile senpai, I want to at least know how to talk to girls online . . .

>>68236261
je parie qu'il est juste beau ce fdp

>>68235971
SHOW COMFY SIBERIAN LAIR

>>68236292
/afnckingleaf

>>68236292
J'aime pas l'attention et je suis certainement un peu autistique

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>>68232789
>>68234486
>nobody beat my high-score yet

Step it up boys

>>68236697
is this even possible to do anymore without scripting?
i remember when i scripted i had around 200 views a day for almost 2 weeks but now barely anything if i dont manually go out and view them first

>>68236543
oué mais t'as un beau minois, ça rattrape
t'es même magnifique bâtard

>>68236697
I don't even care about superchad profiles, I just want to know how an autistic leaf can get 90 views a day

>>68234486
>>68236697
>tfw 1 view today

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>>68236802
I just keep updating my profile if I'm bored, script doesn't work for me for some reason. It worked the first time I tried it, but the next day it just didn't want to load
>>68237424
Hey, what's your profile?

>>68237424
>tfw one view and it was a bloke

>>68237552
The French autist
Robin84
>>68237639
Same

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>3 out of 5 girls saw my message with OP's pick up line
>no reaction
>not even a fuck you

>>68237730
Now you have two views

>SNIMissingWarning: An HTTPS request has been made, but the SNI (Subject Name Indication) extension to TLS is not available on this platform. This may cause the server to present an incorrect TLS certificate, which can cause validation failures. You can upgrade to a newer version of Python to solve this. For more information, see https://urllib3.readthedocs.io/en/latest/advanced-usage.html#ssl-warnings

I downloaded the 2.7 as said in the pastebin, do I need the newer version ?

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>>68238010
>tfw Ludwig senpai views you
thx m8

>>68238253
Stop being so fucking gay

>>68238234
Doesn't work anymore

Try QTcrawler

>>68238469
You too Sweden

>>68238482
You too Norgay

>>68238477
does qtcrawler work ?
anyway thanks slovenia

>>68238482
FÖRSVINN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1--qqUm24Yg

>>68238510
>>68238614
t.HUEHUEHUE
t.Fuad Mohammed Khalaf al Malmo

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>>68238820
100 kronor på att du är en neger bosatt i en tattig förort till Oslo

>>68238688
good to know

>>68238582
Gotta download Tampermonkey first, and then you're set

No problemo Syria

>>68238894
Bor du ved Strömstad? I så fall kommer jeg innom deg neste gang jeg skal handletur og henter kronorna

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>>68239040
Hade du använt "extra flags" så hade du vetat var jag befinner mig.

Måste förövrigt kännas illa att köpa sprit på Systembolaget.

>>68239146
Extra flags, more like extra fags.

Er ikke så ille egentlig, veldig sjeldent jeg kjöper sprit på Systembolaget eller Vinmonopoler. Pleier mest å kjöpe det når jeg er ute å reiser, pluss at jeg har en polsk qt som kan hooke meg opp :3

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My qt suggested she looked like kermit the frog and I told her she's more of a miss piggy type.

She hasn't been online in a week, but read the message.

I done fucked up big desu

>>68239321
>han bor inte 25 minuter från färjan till Polen
Det är inte lätt här i livet

>>68239357
Tough luck Bruno

>>68222656
Where the slutty Muslim girls at? Need Persian QT.

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>>68239471
And she's scandi too.

>>68239516
Ah, you dodged a bullet then

>>68239516
Finland isn't Scandi Bruno

>>68239598
She's not finnish, my dude.

>>68239568
Probably did desu.

>go to search function
>type in band i like
>check girls profiles
>always a fucking weeb or koreaboo

WHEN WILL THIS END

>>68239664
Not until white people are replaced by disgusting half Korean mutts.

>>68239656
Post her profile then, I mean it's not like a cunt like that will ever respond you anyway.

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>>68239664
I bet you have shit music taste. Search slowdive or something and get yourself a shoegaze qt

>>68240160
https://interpals.net/lisadk

>>68240256
90% sure that's a fake from one of the autist swedes in the thread

>>68240608
I know fãm.

Was just memeing.

Have you guys ever lurked the interpals forums? They're pretty cancerous and lots of people seem to rage whenever the topic of people treating interpals as a dating site comes up.

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>>68237889
You just have to try more.

(From bottom)

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>>68240854
>kek, yes that exactly lololol

i literally can not stoop to these lows, my pride is worth more than these skanks

>>68241095
>pride
>on this shitty site

Its just some fun maate

>>68240256
Hey that's my qt

>>68240256
You better not be serious now pseudo-bruno!

>>68235932
i'd fuck all

>>68241604
Word.

>>68235932
kek are those from bosnia?

>>68241625
Not everyone is autistic as you boatman

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>>68240256

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>>68242140
I'm well aware of that.

What does that have to do with the context of the message you quoted though?

>>68240256
>Online 6 hours ago

Wtf the autistic Swede still uses this b8 account

>>68242140
pls post your non-autistic profile i need some hints

>>68241604
>>68241625
lol

>>68241713
No, Kalmar

Photo is taken in Nybro :D

>>68242266
:)

>>68242240
Huh you were doubting someone fugg them all

>>68242306
/shrinkingman

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>>68242600
>Huh you were doubting someone fugg them all
Nah, that's not what I meant man.

>>68242463
Pls gibe Kalmarian qts

>>68242701
k got it m8

>>68242826
>kalmar
>qts
no such thing

För i helvete

Bruno is storming through multiple slav qts as we speak.....
:(

>tfw 3 messages of qts, two of them (both polish) genuinely interested
THANK YOU QTCRAWLER THANK YOU POLAND FOR YOUR QTS

>>68244494
You better not take my polish qts you bastard

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>>68235932
Kek I found thew news about this
>Meet the all-girl bikini-clad 'Groping Guard' vigilantes who patrol swimming pools in Sweden against migrants molesting female bathers

SWEDEN
YES

>>68244634
it's too late, sven, the're coming for the strong french bull

>>68244896
are you french niqqer?

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>When Euro qts crave for the south Brazilian D

>>68245092
I crave some south Brazilian bunda

>tfw when no qts give a fuck about leafs

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>>68245092
>when thirdworlders get messaged by fat germans

We cool brazil, we cool ;)

>>68245001
how do you say nigger in norvegian ?
no, i'm not a pure european though, I surely have some muslim blood in my veins

>when qts telling you about the American dream
Why do people still believe this?

>>68245162
You can have /fernandasc since she ignored me
JUST

>>68245228
>fat Germans
No thanks
Slavs all the way

>>68245294
Well I prefer blåmann or svartskalle... I guess most Norwegians would just go for nigger though.

>>68245328
Hollywood movies shilled this

>>68245380
I guessed as much, I was just banting with you. Where is she from my dude?

>>68245484
No girl in specific tbqh, but it's almost always slavs, it's just nice to shill memes and see some of them are interested in you, too bad it does not last much because of distance and such.

>change location from little suburb to more recognizable Detroit
>suddenly views from English speaking places

Fucking hipsters.

>>68245655
I don't think most people would care about your location on the US, maybe you just got more views because you updated your profile.

>>68245642
Have you ever considered going on a qt tour to Slavia, my slightly brown friend?

>>68245882
Yeah but because of classes and wageslaving I can't do it anytime soon.

>>68246044
Sure you can just do what I did and be a huge jew with your money and save for almost a year and then go.

Booking more holidays with the qt :3
How's everyone else's weekend?

>>68247916
Where are you going?
I'm going to Berlin with my qt on Friday.

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>>68247916
Hit over 110 views today so I have been taken quite aback by that.

>Japanese woman said I can masturbate whenever I want when I talk with her on Skype
wew

>>68248588
Fuck I gotta start talking with Japanese girls

/Dahliaaaaa
Check her photos, look at the comments. Topkek material here guys

>>68249956
Top comment on first picture: "why did u even block me?"

lmao what

I think I'm falling for my tall fit blonde/blue German qt, literally perfect looks. Like so good that I was trembling nonstop for the first week we've been talking since I would've assumed a girl like her was impossible for me.

we're talking all the time, whether text or calling on the phone. We're really getting to know each other at this point so it's becoming more than just a physical attraction for me though. She's really helping with my confidence too, I'm less of an autist irl now. I know deep down I'm not ugly but I never feel like I'm good enough, she motivates me to succeed in life too. If we're still talking by spring/summer I'm going to invite her to come to Canada and live with me. She says she'd like to live in Canada and is open to leaving Germany so who knows.

I never asked her to stop using IP but she hasn't even been on IP since I was talking to her about it on the phone a few weeks ago, so I guess the feeling is mutual too. She wouldn't talk on the phone for hours on end, start conversations, and carry them, if she didn't like me. She's an absolute breeze to talk to though.

I just wanted to tell someone that this site has purpose, even if I don't use it anymore. Even if we don't work out in the end, at least it was a confidence booster

>>68249956
holy fucking shit this guy literally every image, god damn im dying

Will qts see my Norwegian number on KakaoTalk? REEEE

>>68249420
Same guy here -- I have this type of arrangement with three women.

I deleted my account a few weeks ago but I like to pop into these threads sometimes.

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I feel like i suck at starting conversation. qts don't reply me after i responded.
Can anyone offer an advice for making good conversation with qts?

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Finding a good looking Korean man that has many casual pictures and isnt a super famous Instagram model on the net is super hard, welp.

I wanna go for full chad mode for nudes and etc like our NetherChad bro but I dont wanna do it half assed, I need enough material.

>>68250556
How do you get to the point that they would make an offer like that?

>>68250692
That's what also stopped me from doing such a thing as well.

On the other hand, it's super easy to find attractive girls with lots of casual pictures who aren't famous Instagram models in case you ever had the desire to fuck with people,

>>68250556
I dont know what kind of Japanese girls you taked to but 90% of them are too autistic to talk properly,most of them cant speak English at all. I just gave up on them, they're cute but impossible.

>>68250667
If you hook me up with a Korean number I can use for kakao verification I'll help you my dog eating friend.

In other news: Got 30 messages from new qts today, and after deleting 7 that came from uglies I decided to reply everyone with "kakao" as my first message. Let's see how many I IDs I get :3

>>68250722
I'm just nice as fuck and helpful with English.
Then it gets to the point where if I bring up sex, they might get mad but then also realize I'm a nice and helpful guy and they'd be sad to get rid of me because most guys are only one or neither.

Sounds sort of gay but it works in the end.

>>68250951
Sry m8, Kakao can't have 2 accounts using one phone.

>>68251493
>won't steal friend's phone to get conversation tips from Norwegian sperglord
You're not really dedicated to qt hunting are you Dae-su?!

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tfw Nicaraguan qt is starting to get annoyed by you calling her niggeraguan

>>68251655
I am pretty sure it doesn't say where your number comes from

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>>68251655
>he doesn't know every korean use Kakao

>>68251655
Dae-So is a nice name, he was the King of Bu-Yeo a bit when Jumong started his Goguryeo empire after defeating the Han.

>>68240225
Shoegaze is pretty good. Is there anything special about a shoegaze qt?

>>68251809
Will post lewds of niggerguava qt if true!

>>68251853
I had a Bane level master plan ready to deal with that, but you obviously don't have the money and infrastructure I need to see it through so I won't tell you the rest.

How's the market for tall blondes in Korea? Will I get qts if I go?

>>68251876
>he hasn't seen Oldboy

>>68245328
I thought that was just shit schoolteachers told kids to make them more nationalistic.

>>68252005
I had, and only the Korean one, but I'm talking about Dae-So which is not a faggot that cuts his own tongue after fucking his daughter.

>>68252005
>>68252005
Well tall blonde and from Norway is a perfect combination.
Every gook girls crave for your cock 2bh

>>68252094
/tv/, arrest this man!
>>68252212
What about you? D-do you crave for it :^)

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>>68249956
>>68250084
>>68250208
Alright, I made a shitty little compilation

>>68252281
Yes (//'-'//)
>>68252094
What topics should i talk with Brazilians?
I don't know why but i usually got messages from Brazilian qts.

>>68252464
Ask them if they like Brazil, they will say they don't, so ask if they would like to move to another country, they will say they want, then ask what they think about Korea and then you're all set.

Otherwise you can just talk about our political crisis but only if you really know anything about it, I dont like it at all desu. You could also ask her what kind of music she likes from BR and depending on what kind of music you can see if she's a slut.

>>68252464
Anon, you're ALRIGHT!

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CODE RED LADS CODE RED
WAT DO!

>>68252647
Grab her by the pussy

>>68252588
wtf norway

WTF!

/BPaule

i dont need this shit in my inbox

>>68252588
sdhieieet im blind sorry dude its denmarks fault!

youre still cool

>>68252464
Because they are Koreaboos, like everyone else.

>>68252542
>depending on what kind of music you can see if she's a slut.
What's that? OwO

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hahaha I'm like 12cm taller then this guy hahaha

WWTEL

>>68252819
If she likes Funk it means she's a complete whore, if she likes any kind of sertanejo universitário it means she's a slut but wont openly admit it.

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only Korean and Russians will talk to me.

I WANT AN ARGTINE, OR FRENCH QT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>68253035
>complaining about Russian girls

Get a load of this guy

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>too many qts visit my profile
>too lazy to send each and every one of them a message

this was not a good day

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MANLETS BTFO

>>68251031
So do any of them masturbate or show anything?

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>>68252929
m8, i asked my qts but almost all of them don't even listen to any brazilian music but only kpop.

>>68253035
Gotta go out and hit them up if you want them to see you.

>>68254177
Just insert your white penis in their brown pussy then, they're already sold to Korea.

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What the fuck does this mean?

>>68255853
Pretty sure that's a spam bot that got deleted. I've gotten a shitload of messages saying the exact same thing from spam bots.

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What a weeaboo... But damn she is super qt af desu baka senpai senpai senpai

Things are ending with my Canadian QT as I type this.

>>68256632
That was quick

Are Vietnamese QTS any good? They look like cuter chinks and a 9/10 messaged me.

Just got the snapchat of an Indonesia qt after what was 2 minutes of saying "Hello"

Trying to bang for nudes

>>68251031
>I'm a nice guy so they get lewd for me

>>68256713

Yeah. It was mostly of my own doing Tbh. Nothing she did wrong. It wouldn't have worked out. She's amazing, like really amazing. But things from my past experience with my Italian really turned me off LDRs, and I can't feel much emotions anymore. So it's unfair for me to keep this Canadians emotions tied up on me.

She deserves better

any tips on talking to QTs?

>>68256995
Ask them about themselves. Bitches love talking about themselves.

>>68256793
>yellow fever

nysmyman

>>68257042
hahaha that's really true.
>talking to girl on tumblr
>all of her convos are about herself
>literally all of them
at least she holds a conversation.

>>68257119
bost brofile :DD

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>>68256991
>She deserves better
You need to find how to fix this lack of self confidence.

Have been sexting with Ecuadorian at since 4am

>tfw you looked through all the girls your age on the website already in one go

now what?

there's one that i'm totally enamoured by but she only allows messages from asia :| shes not even asian..

>>68258470
Go for older women. I'm sexting with a single mom now, she has the best ass I even seen from Interpals.

>>68258488
>older women
eh. i like cutesy petite girls, really.

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>>68222656
How to flirt with Muslim qts?

how many of you guys just message random girls and talk about random stuff? is that how you do it?

i have no idea how to approach these qts, man

>>68258625
Be friendly, "pure" in the beginning and then move slowly, talking about marriage and family values until you start flirting, then from there you can start checking on how slutty she really is.

>>68258876
this is really accurate

>>68258876
Ok any country suggestions?

>>68258488
Also how to go for older Chicks? Most of them even have restricted settings so I cant Text them.

>>68244773
Yes, but they did it like two times. They were not even allowed to take the picture in Kalmar, so they took it in Nybro

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>>68259052
Well, not really. It depends on who you think it's cute, some hijab wearing girls are really cute in my opinion, pic related.


>>68259077
Older for me is 26+ are you underage? Otherwise it might be fine. For them you just have to be a nice guy until they start flirting with you.

>>68259121
22 but still most Chicks over 30 dont answer at all. Only south American ones but they tend to be kinda prude

>>68258876
Gonna have to try this on some Iranians and Turkish hijab qts. But how often do they try to convince you to convert to Islam?

>>68259175
Havent gone to 30+ yet, so IDK.

>>68259270
They dont unless you get things serious, but honestly they just accept the fact you will convert for them, they understand it's fake just to make their family accept, so it's not like they're crazy about it.
Fun fact, the only one that mentioned cutting your dick's skin as obligatory was a German friend that doesnt even wear hijab

>>68259360
Telling me now that I probably could have just fake converted when I stopped talking to the really cool Afghan girl I knew irl who wanted me to convert for her months ago.

HOLY FUCK i just sent my first message to a QT guys, im so nervous

>>68259541
Youre gonna be fine. Just be funny

>>68259665
i feel like a total creep though, she's a bit younger than me. how much younger is too young?

>>68259541
Just bee u self

>>68259704
If you have to make train noises to get your dick in her mouth she is too young.

>>68259735
alright, i'm sure she's a bit older than that.

Sorry I dont use this thread or interpals much anymore.. Ive only messaged a few people/responded to a few people in the past couple weeks alone. I heard you guys were talking shit about me though again, saying I was selling out people to QTs or something. Like I said I dont even use the site barely anymore. I did have a few guys that messaged me saying they were from interpals asking me about girls and who I thought was fake or not. other than that I havnt talked to anyone about this site. Im over a thousand messages again so if someone was asking me about something else specifically sorry I must have missed it.

>>68260237
Oh just since im posting I know some people like interesting stories from interpals etc.. well not exactly interpals but my pic got stolen on another dating site, and well, lets just say I found out about it, and I actually had a date with a actress/playboy playmate girl etc. Just goes to show you how many people you find out the internet. Didnt get laid though sorry to disappoint you guys, as a matter of fact she was so nervous she could barely talk and said she wanted to fly out to see each other again in a few months when she looked better.. no joke. Thats life though eh, got random actresses from hollywood spilled their spagetti in front me, yet here i am its 3am just got done playing FFXV, and I still get turned down and shit made up about me by random "no bodies" on the internet/cant even have a regular conversation half the time with a girl.

Forever alone I guess

>>68260275
who are you lmao, what's your profile

>think this "if youre a korean male you'll get all the qts" thing is a meme
>look at a random korean guy's profile
>one pic of him looking down at his phone
>30+ posts on his profile of girls saying hey ;)
>mfw

what do if I wanna learn Spanish but I want a cute japanese bf

>>68260333
its me clayton who else would it be? Anyway like I said just goes to show you guys that steal my pics all the time, the grass is not always greener on the other side. To be honest I was pretty dumb founded when it happened she flew all the way to meet then left just to say she would come back in a few months. Rich people eh go figure....

Honestly if anything thats one thing id say interpals is probably great for, if you are rich, fuck man. just flirt and message as many people as you can, and go on a adventure of fucking as many QTs as you can. Im proof must people cant be just friends, and if you want to be friends its seen as weird or suspicious doesnt matter who you are.

>>68260349
Good luck having the worst boyfriend possible.

>>68260362
sorry, i'm new here, i have no idea who clayton is.

>>68260385
oh just some random model dude that 4chan use to steal my pics a lot on interpals found out about it blah blah.

Why don't you guys just use tinder if you want to bang foreign girls?

>>68260454
i'm way too nervous to actually follow through like that and i'm thin, no girls like thin guys.

>>68260434
is this you?

/ClaytonSomedude

>>68260454
>implying i live in cuckholm

>>68260501
thin>fat
or just eat and exercise a bit more?
im mostly female and I think thin boys are the reason I'm still alive

>>68260571
>mostly female
what the fuck

also girls who wanna fug mainly would rather choose a buff dude. have you ever done doggystyle with a thin guy? shit hurts.

>>68260571
>im mostly female

this actually made me think

>>68260571
>mostly female
>american flag
ok, it checks out

>>68260593
>texas
neat

>>68260621
>texas
>neat
thanks, it ain't too bad here. i want to visit sweden too, one of my best friends live there. also seems to be a lot of qts there too

>>68260638
Sure, some are cunts though. Most foreigners (that are not German or Dutch) just visit Stockholm..

>>68260514
ya

>>68260670
yeah, i'd imagine that stockholm is the most touristy place to visit in sweden.

>>68260514
Yes
>>68260237
You sold me out Clayton now I will spill the beans on you reeee

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>>68260705
Yes, it's the capital of Scandinavia

>>68260701
if i watch all your videos will i learn something useful?

>>68260755
>Stockholm capital of Scandinavistan
Dude Copenhagen wtf

>>68260764
No, but it would be extremely painful

For you

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>>68260805
Stockholm is the bigger city. ;)

Stockholm and Köpenhamn are the only real cities in Scandinavia anyway

>>68260755
Nice try, mate.

>>68260819
sounds like a big guy

>>68260716
sold you out? what are you talking about? Anyway im going to bed its late here ill try to check this thread again tomorrow to see what I supposedly dead.. only thing even remotely related to 4chan is some people from well I guess here asked me to find out if some girls are fake or not on interpals. Other than that I dont recall anything else related to interpals.

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>>68260855
Just telling the truth, min danska vän

>>68260948
do you like knackebrod?

>>68260976
Knäckebröd was something you sometimes lived on in school

Now days I rarely eat it

>>68261017
why not?

>>68261039
Can't be bothered to buy it

>>68260851
I know, but Stockholm uses "capital of Scandinavia" as a slogan in their marketing to tourists and by doing that they sort of admit that Copenhagen is the real capital.

Not going to argue on the city part though. Oslo is basically "just fuck my shit up, the city ".

t. a """""""neutral"""""""" norwegian

>>68261083
do you like to eat surstromming?

>>68260855
Hi Denmark *blushes* :3

>>68250173
sounds like she might be using you for the leafcard desu

>>68261108
Meh

Well, Stockholm has the bigger center, and the bigger metro system.

>>68261120
Never tried any surströmming

Northmathr time is my favorite time :3

>>68261174
And the bigger fags, do not forget that. My French qt loves Stockholm though, but she also has sucked of some Vietnamese dude so not sure if her taste should be taken into consideration.

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>>68259541
welp she's online now

and she hasn't responded

kill me now guys, it's over

>>68261257
Have you been in Copenhagen? Copenhagen is more gay friendlier then Stockholm, and there are more hippies and lowlifes in Copenhagen.

>>68261287
bost brofile bro

we will all make it!

>select all images with boats, no bruno :(

>>68261295
No, no, no... Hipster gay! Not gay gay!

>>68261344
noooo, i dont wanna get roasted pham.

>>68248113
Don't really know. At the moment top nominees are Lisbon, Seville and Florence. Anyone with the ability to say why or why not pick something please help.

>>68251913
Shoegaze qts best qts as far as this lot of autists is concerned. Not overly tainted by feminism but still quite independent, pretty but not in a slapperish way, and it generally means they're open to sharing music and films etc, rather than insisting you watch Pretty Little Liars or something equally shit.

>>68256991
Fuck's sake Pilotbro. I told you to wait until you'd met. As unfair as it is to keep her hanging about it's more unfair not to give her a fair chance. You can never know how it's going to work out with these things until you've met up

>>68261356
https://www.lonelyplanet.com/travel-tips-and-articles/the-most-gay-friendly-places-on-the-planet

Copenhagen is gay gay mate

>>68261361
post it you cunt

>>68261378
I-I don't mind gay-gay, I think it's cute and funny. It's hipster gay I don't approve of

>>68261379
post yours poo head

>>68256991
post her profile pls

>>68261287
she only has 2 bars for english

m-maybe she's just taking so long to reply because she cant speak english very well, r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-right guys???

>>68261379
/notacheaptrick
now do it pussy

>>68261560
She's probably talking to my Korean fake

>>68261569

/2jzgtevvti

pls no bully

>>68261569
Handsome
>>68261609
Y-you are n-not white?

>>68261684
hate to break it to ya, but everyone in texas ain't white.

>>68261609
>20 y.o
wtf

>>68261718
but not everyone*

>>68261723
do i not look my age or something?

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>>68261718
So I will never get a conservative, Presbyterian, blue eyed, gun slinging Texan gf?!

>>68261776
all jokes aside, there are plenty of those here. except they don't dress in the typical cowboy clothes you'd think, they dress in usual preppy stuff.

they're also all 30+ years old. a lot of moms here love going to the shooting range

>>68261743
i like your hair dude :D

do u watch hammond may and clarkson or whatever their new show is called

>>68261889
Thanks, man. That new show called GT? by Amazon? No, I haven't yet. Not really interested in it either.

>>68261818
>Russian qt likes blacks
>Ukrainian qt likes Murricans (i.e blacks)
>French qt is a weeboo who like sucking noodle
>Another French qt is just a real slut
>Pakistani qt is a whore
>Polish qt is liberal sjw
>Second Polish qt too

All I had left was the potential of finding a Texan or Mormon qt and now you're saying all the good Texan ones are taken?!?!??
REEEEEEEE

>>68261373
Why not plan to go to all three cities and just visit each one when you both have time and just go to Florence first since I've heard great things about it and my cousin studied abroad there and loved it.

>>68261963
They're definitely taken by Chads, dude. They're only interested in tinder and Chads near them. Also, the only social media you'll ever see them use is Instagram and Twitter.

>>68261982
We have planned to visit all 3. Florence first probably makes most sense.

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>last online 6 days ago

So fellas, what does it mean when she doesn't respond?

>>68262610
she wants the D

>>68262610
>>68262622
This. Send her a picture of your D

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Soo I'm not sure but would this still count as getting cucked?

>>68262782
When she's using that monkey emoji she's not even worth it to be quite brutal about the truth

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end it now

>>68262782
If you weren't in the room you were cucked

Fuck weebos

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Apparently I had a bags of sand moment when getting lewd with her.
It only made her wetter though.
>really?
Not sure if that saved my dignity a little

>>68265393
lul what did you tell her?

>>68265634
I just asked for a pic of her pubes..?

>>68257707

Yea.

>>68261373

I know.. just she could tell I guess I was starting to be a bit distant. She's a good person, so I thought it was best to end it now and just prevent anything from developing because I don't want her to be hurt worse when things don't work out in the future

>>68265393
You can't be a virgin, you could go to a hooker anytime.

>>68265802
her what?

>>68265987
at least I'm not a hooker myself

>>68261152
I know it sounds like that from the way I wrote it but she didn't even know anything about Canada before I started talking to her, she's a conservative who loves Germany not a leafboo

I just asked after a while if she was open to living outside of Germany and what she thought of Canada

dead thread

New bread, friends.

>>68269628
>>68269628
>>68269628
>>68269628

>>68224874
>Korean D
>implying there is enough length to even suck it