>look outside your window
>vatican soldiers are invading your country
What do?
>>68213827
Oh noooo, not the Swiss
>>68213827
1) Look
2) Laugh
3) Repeat
Send them back to Switzerland
>>68213827
heh heh heh
>>68213827
Allahu ackbar, God is the greatest and the Pope is his messenger, waseelim
>>68213827
Vatican City/Population
451 (2012)
hmmmm
>>68213974
the number of Catholics in the world was about 1.272 billion at the end of 2014.
Papalhu akbaaaaaar
>>68213994
They're all subhumans from absolute shitholes though. Similar to islam.
>>68213827
tell them to fix their flag's aspect ratio already
join them
Do the Swiss guard the Pope so that god may forgive them for being such pussies during actual war time?
>>68213827
hide altar boys
>>68213827
Go to comfy Sunday mass in my comfy Catholic town.
>>68213827
It is the turn of the US forces in Japan
Go, USFJ! Aerial Blitz!
What's the difference between the Swiss Guard and actual Swiss soldiers?
>>68214403
One counts gold, the other counts how many times they've been diddled.
>>68214403
Swiss Guards protect the Pope, in order to be a Swiss Guard you must have Swiss citizenship and have served with the Swiss military among other requirements.
Steamy catholic sex of course
Ask the if they've got any spare guns and halberds, then join the fun.