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>Go on, my son! Stick it rite in me minge!
"Can't we - make out a bit first?"
>You wot, you wot? Wot are ya, a poof?
"I'm... not ready."
>Wot, yoo not got a stiffy yet? >Fakkin' 'ell, we int got orl nite. >'Ow about rubben me tits for a bit, that do it for yer?
"Well..."
>Carm on you fakkin' bender! I ent 'ad a shag since larst toosday, get that willy up and starting pauhndin' me vage wiv it willyer?
"Oh..."
>Stone the fakkin' crows, yer gorn completely limp now intcher?
>Wot a waste of fakkin' time. Yer got a fag at least?
"I don't smoke..."
>Fakkin' 'ell
How does one fuck a British girl without laughing?
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Do all British Girls look like an 80s Cindy Lauper?
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Just close your nose, eyes and ears.
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>>68167199
Never heard anyone pronounce fuck fack or fock desu and she would just say shag desu
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Unironically have a boner
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>>68167199
kek
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>>68167199
I'd hit it, stick it right in 'er arse.
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why is this thread not deleted yet?
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Had a /brit/ girlfriend for 12 years now. Works out ok.
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>>68169155
Fuck off old man
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>>68170017
I'm not particularly old
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