>get italian gf >she cooks pasta and tomato sauce

>>68112781
>get gf
kys

>>68112781
Modern girls are shit cooks, you can't teach them recipes like (TM)s or harvest moon

>get britsh gf
>she prays allah and muhammad every fucking day

>no gf
>cook pasta and tomato sauce every fucking day
>not even Italian diaspora

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>>68112857
>get italian gf
>she give me this hand gesture everyday

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>>68112970
OH!!!

>>68112970
>get polish girlfriend
>she has a typical ugly crooked nose

>>68113062
>Get Belgian gf
>she is actually Moroccan and her parents moved there

>>68112970
An italian raped your crush?

>daycare center lady made me eat my own vomit
>can't eat homemade food without throwing up because of that
>never eaten my moms shit food and when she whines about that i tell to go fuck herself for putting me in that daycare

god i hate females

>get Italian gf
>She's shy and reserved
Really makes the old noggin throb

>>68113135
wtf

>>68113135
So this is how Mongols raise their children...

>>68113135
>Be Fundlanish
>Eat own vomit

>>68113135

been in the army yet? food there is normally so shit you become the least fussy eater you can imagine

>have no gf
>eat junk food and cry myself to sleep every day

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>get American gf
>she cooks deep-fried butter every fucking day

>>68113239

Was there for a few weeks, too many mental problems for me to fit in.

>get brit gf
>go to a restaurant everytime she offers cooking

>>68112781
Do you miss kebab?

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>>68113135
>Binland

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>get MILF gf
>she cooks for and spoonfeeds me as foreplay

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>>68113239
A can of tuna, perhaps?

>>68113288

unlucky boyo

is there a stigma for that kind of thing in finland like there is in israel? here if you get out on mental discharge (if you're a guy) you get looked down on

>>68113351

At least I didn't have to suck Jimmy Savilles cock

>>68112994
>>68112970
SAMADDAWITCHU?

>>68113396

My father didn't speak to me for a week.

>>68113425
how's about that then

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>get italian gf
>wake up

>>68113257
my fucking sides

>>68113425
>not respecting your elders by honoring blowjob requests
are you a delinquent?

>>68112781
>said 5 o'clock milk in the tea

>>68113482

harsh mate. all the best improving your eating disorder

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>>68113135

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>>68113135
Just Finland things

>get British gf
>she cooks curry tikka everyday and shits in the driveway

>>68112781
wish i had a qt angry italian gf desu

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>get Mexican gf
>now my asshole has third degree burns

>get a PhD gf
>she makes you cook for both

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>>68117144
>many such cases
oh hi Jeb

>>68117123
>angry

But we're the chilliest

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>get no gf
>cook a shitty oatmeal and ramen like a prisoner for myself every single day

>no gf
>eat mcdonalds

>>68117418
>chill
friend of mine gets angry whenever i say something wrong about pasta

>get a black goddess, fat bootied gf
>she's from Argentina

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>>68113520
>be Romanian
>can't wake up

>>68117534
like a prisoner?

m8 you live in Poland, I'd rather be locked up in prison than live there.

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>>68112970
>get italian gf
>she tells me to watch it every day

>>68117871
I'd rather live in poland than in pakistan m8, nice flag desu

>>68117938
>Hey!!!
>I'm walkin eeeere

>>68113135
At least tell us the story behind it. Why did she make you eat your vomit? Why did you vomit?

>>68117971
Calm down Paddy, what happened? Did someone steal your potato ration for the day?

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>>68112994
WATCH IT, HBO EXECS

>>68117571
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT PASTA YOU ASSHOLE

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>>68113135

>daycare center lady made me eat my own vomit

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>>68113135
reminds me of the time my mom raped me, i vomited for like 2 hours

How do get an Italian girlfriend?

I love Pasta and bread and I eat tons of it every day

>>68119425
Be at least 185 cm tall, have blue eyes and be wealthy

>>68119425
I had that same guestion on my mind Hans. They're imo best looking women on earth.

>>68119542
>be wealthy
so that's the only thing I've to work on. I would get along very good with their mothers too. Older women love me

>>68119859
I wasn't serious about that, I just mentioned some qualities that girls may like in Germans, but it's not that all women are golddiggers

>>68112818
This pretty much. I knew more dishes from my old shared apartment time than my gf.

>>68119306
story tiem?
story tiem

kys chad

>>68113374
delet

>>68119636
best women are french. fucking cute with their language. talked to my gf's family they sound like a gay bar

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>get turkish gf
>doesnt make kebab every day

>>68126072
is she qt

>>68117571
watch it

>>68126592
yeah i said some random shit that was wrong and he stopped me and started going on a rant about pasta

>>68127083
you went too far