>his language gives genders to inanimate objects for literally

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you won't get it right even after 15 years

>>68101284
>he struggles to learn languages that give genders to objects
>burger education

Gender specific endings serve the same purpose as articles in English (indicating that the word is a noun) with the bonus of pissing off feminists and sjw's. You don't need to memorize anything, the ending is part of the word so once you know a word you know the gender.

>>68101463
But that's not always true. In spanish the rule of thumb is that words ending in -a are feminine and other words, especially ending in -o, are masculine. But there are a whole lot of random exceptions like tequila which should be said "un tequila" instead of "una tequila" and imo you don't need a gender suffix to indicate a noun.

>>68101538
Idk enough to discuss about specific words in languages I don't speak but isn't the word tequila non-spanish in origin? could have something to do with it.

Also along with indicating a word is a noun gender-specific endings actually do serve the purpose of indicating gender whereas languages that rely on articles would have to either include both an ending and an article or add another word (a suffragette/female suffragist?).

I do
we do
you do
you guys do
he DOES
they do

kek

>>68101284
>he doesn't know the door is female and the chair is male

>>68103992
>The bed is also female while table is male

>>68104035
The bed is actually neutral but other than that, you are spot on, Russkibro.

>>68104085
The bed is female, what the hell are you smoking, Hans. You want to get into some weird neutral bed or a nice qt female bed?

>>68101284
>harder to use
Geez, do you have to stop and think before deciding whether to say he or she?

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>his language has gendered pronouns
lel what's it like living in the stone age?

>girl is neutral
muh German language

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>>68101284
>his language has genders

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>>68104531
>Taci~
I have bad thoughts.

>>68101284
>not arbitrarily making your language harder to facilitate the detection of impostors
>>68104366
-chen is a "cutification" (diminutive) and those are always neuter. the original word (which nobody uses anymore) is feminine.
at least there's a rule here!
also you shouldn't sexualize little girls :^)

>>68103992
door is feminine and plural, chair is feminine

>>68104531
this

Gendered languages of the world, would it be gay if I fuck my table as a man?

>>68105698
Yes

>>68105036
>German: -chen is a cutification
>Japanese: -chan is a cutification

ayylmao

>>68105698
Very

>>68105723
Oh, fuck, table is female in spanish
What about a door? Would it be gay if I fuck a door?

>>>>
Door is feminine and plural, bed is neuter, chair is neuter too.

Learn2words.

>>68105779
it would be extremely painful

>>68105779
Door is pluralia tantum in Serbian, so its gender is a bit deceiving, but its neuter.

>>68105859
It's a really nice door

>>68105779
It's female in Slovene as well but you've got to draw a line somewhere man

>idiots who cannot understand the difference between an object and a word that indicates an object
You are fucking retards.

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>>68107288
We're talking Americans here, after all

>>68103992
>chair is male

germany this is gay

>>68105220
>door is plural

What? Why?

>>68107641
Same here desu. No idea why, it's just how it is. We have no word for a "single" door

>>68107641
No idea.

Also plural: glue, shirt, floor

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>>68105220
>>68105802
>feminine AND plural

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>vagina is a feminine noun
>vagina isn't a masculine noun

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>>68109145
vagina is neuter, cunt is female

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>>68101284
>mfw english has no gendered noun yet they're the only country in the world with the whole pronoun madness

>>68111159
Not really. For the whole "plant/plant/plantself"-thing, English is probably quite unique, but it isn't one country, it's many countries communicating in English, and anyway, it's extremely rare, probably no more than a few thousand worldwide.

If you just mean gender neutral, that's a thing in other countries too, for example in Norway and Sweden, probably moreso in Sweden, but still in Norway. And there is nothing controversial about the idea that pronouns shouldn't have gender.
Finland >>68104336 has no trouble recognizing that genderless pronouns are superior, for instance.

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>>68105220
>>68107641
>>68107853
This is too confusing and too much to keep in mind

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>>68104207

Someone screencap this thread already.

>>68101284
If you knew a little about computation you wouldnt be saying stupid shit like this, because you would know redundance

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>>68115643Okay but why

>>68101284
>his language gives genders to genders like some sort of sexist shit

>you (singular)
>you (plural)

>>68103992
>>68104035

Table, chair, bed, and door are all fem

>>68117279
>he doesn't use yous/yous guys

>>68102158

>*he din DO nuffin

FTFY, Japbro.

>>68103992
>german men sit on a male
not surprising

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv1K9roa4cc
nice

>this triggers cucks

>>68117030
>tomorrow theme
my nigga

>>68102158
"Do" looks so wrong to me right know. I know that it is correct, but my mind doesn't recognize it as correct