Culture Pals - /cp/ General

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/balt/

OLD THREAD
>>68037647

>>68079336
>Sweden
>Best
Stopped reading there

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Why are we here?

Just to suffer?

>>68079650
I'm just here for the polish qts

Anyone else has the "Sorry, this user's privacy settings do not allow you to contact them." on every single profile now? They dont actually block me and I can talk to them but it's still annoying

>no Arab gf

Why lads ;_;

>>68080018
As an Arab American I need you to specify from which region in the Arab world in order to remind you why our women are shit tier and why refugees go out of their way to get the bottom of the barrel white women

>>68079527
>>68079336
döda dig själv

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yo why does interpals disconnect me each time i use qtcrawler? did they implent a new anti-script measure ??

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>>68080891
*buhu*

who wants nudes of Pauline78

>>68081855
Sure

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>>68081855
yes

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>>68081855
moi

who wants to see nudes of Kendralust

>>68080855
the ones from the desert

>>68082381
Y-you have them?...

Oh THAT leaf is back....

>>68082557
yeah senpaitachi~

shitloads of them!

>>68082696
>user not found

who wants this qt's nudes ?https://www.interpals.net/AtariPixel

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>>68082722

let me find the best ones she sent

>>68081116
Jag är inte en mongol

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>>68081870
>>68082100
>>68082308

>>68082832
>Who want's (insert female name here)'s nudes?

Everyone. Just keep them coming m8, we're all on the same boat here.

>>68082936
Hmm, too small, but pretty cute

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>>68083175

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>>68083257

where are the nudes nigga

this is just some ugly bitch in clothes

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>>68082100
>akagi

>>68083565
hahahaha yea that is nothing

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>>68083641

8)

https://youtu.be/u6VTj7LhCtE?t=36s

>>68083565
im holding on to the tits. :)
you get some ass for now. stfu

>>68084022
if i wanted ass i would go look for some amateur pov shit

>>68084072
don't be rude

>>68082832
disgusting

>>68082832
>https://www.interpals.net/AtariPixel
please no

>>68082832
Please, do it. I need her in my life.

>>68082832
bls yes, thicc

Who wants Brunett98 nudes?

>>68085479
Can't we just say default yes to lewds?

>>68085479
Ye

>>68085615
This.

>>68085615
>>68085648
>>68085663
I don't have them. Nor do I have the confidence to talk to dickgirls.

Kpop Star

Somebody once told me that Kate was gonna troll me
I ain't the sharpest tool on the site
She was talking kind of dumb with fear of Donald Trump while she's spouting feminazi bullshit..

Well, the trolls start coming and they don't stop coming
Fuck the rules I hit the keyboard typing
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so many to troll
So what's wrong with taking the fake life? You'll never know if you don't go troll
You'll never shine if you don't go

[Chorus:]
Hey, now, you're a Culture Pal, get logged on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Korean fake, get the troll on, get laid
And all that kpop is gold
Only Koreaboos take the baaait

It's funny and they say it gets funnier
You're a fake profile now wait 'til they start posting
But the some anons beg to differ
Judging by the cucking that happened to the Quebec nigger.

This thread we post is getting thin
The trolling is good so you might jump in
My inbox is full . How about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.

[Chorus 2x]

Somebody once asked the Dutchbro to post some nudes, of all the crazy ass whores
He said yep, what's your type?
the Swede type, spreading her asshole for the entire siiite


Well, then Kate starts posting and she doesn't stop posting
Everyone's pissed so we start that trolling
She gets mad so she threw her
MacBook on the ground and bitches at us because she's a cuck


So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with trolling the femanizs
You'll never know if you don't post
You'll never roll if you don't troll.

[Chorus]

And all that kpop is gold
We are all living one big cuckold

>>68086423
You definitely started losing the thread of it toward the end but I r8 it 8.2/10

>>68086423

https://youtu.be/5ZYgIrqELFw

>>68086585

I'm not good at these things Tbh. I just kind of did it in a few min. I'll probably revise and see if I can get someone from /mu/ to record it for us

>>68086423
OC is rare these days so 10/10

Keep up the good work soldier *giggles*

>>68086655
Don't bother with /mu/ just go on vocaroo

>>68086960

thing is I can't sing. That's why I was gonna ask /mu/ if someone could sing it

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>>68086423

>>68087055
If you can't sing that just makes it funnier

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>Reads your message
>Views your profile
>Doesnt reply

7 hours to they don gun cuck up the site some more :^)

>Match average/decent girl on Tinder
>Send her a message
>No reply

>Get viewed by cute girl on IP
>Send her a message
>End up arranging to meet with fugging

Why does this happen. Does being foreign automatically make you more interesting?

>>68089615
yes

H

HELLO IZ SHAGGY :D

>>68091404
Let's call for him...maybe he shows up! After me guys:
SHAGGY

>another month gone by
>still no qt European
reeeeee etc.

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>>68091666
SHAGGY IS SATAN CONFIRMED

>>68086423
Great job, I just think that it could be better if you made more /cp/ personalities references like Boat and Ludwig, instead of just mentioning "trolls", otherwise pretty good m8

>>68092571
Yes, then we should also start using trips, sit in a circle and start jerking each other.

what's the ideal age if you just want a housewife? i thought 16 to 18 where they haven't really started studying anything yet

but you can't marry at 16 here hmm what do?

>>68082936
Does she live in Paris?

>>68082936
>>68092798
Wait, shit, saw your post elsewhere. I got this girl's skype like two years ago and then I kind of quit interpals and didn't really talk to her because I had no time. Did I miss out?

Who wants theirs moms lewds?

>>68093111

He does>>68092149

SHAGGY SHAGGY COME HERE DOGGY

>Found a new qt
>From same country as ex qt
>Same style
>Has a lot of the same interests (music, hobbies, countries etc.)
>Her first name is the middle name of ex qt

What kind of chance is this.

>>68093951

I was bored and looking at Italian QTs last month. I found one that looked so similar to my previous Italian QT that it was scary. Wayyy too similar.

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Bump

;(
>tfw your bff is gone

/juniemay

I feel like this is one of you guys

>>68094535
Take them, our whores are useless and ugly.
I'll prefer some eastern qts instead.

>>68096196
What makes you say that?

>>68096518

I like Italian QTs. I'll gladly take them. You call them useless whores... but they are way BETTER than our American sluts

I swear, things are going way to well with this French and English speaking Chinese girl I met. I get paranoid that I'm getting catfished.

>>68097212

have you Skyped?

>>68097212
Yea it's me >>68097212

>>68097249
Not yet, I should probably do that soon. She chats with me pretty regularly and we still haven't migrated off interpals.

https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=28690157#comments

r8, h8, harass

/chris_canada

>>68097500
1.5/10

>>68097532
Constructive criticism?

>>68097559
Fix teeth , excercise, nose job

>>68097611
Thanks m8

>>68097645
Welcome Senpai

Shaggy dog, Shaggy dog
Come be our shitpost Lord!

Does your profile show up in the "online" more if you've been replying to messages? I haven't updated or that recently, but got about 10 views in the space of a few hours, even without being online for a long period of time.

>>68099095
Someone posted your profile here so it's probably because of that

>>68099434
Which profile is mine?

>>68099710
Don't try to meme yourself into cp stardom Basil

>>68099982
Who?

I don't even want that Tbh. Nothing good comes out of it.

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>>68095874
>liking this cokehead

alright lads, real nigga talk right now

Would you spend 100€ to travel and see your qt for the first time with the slim chance of sex?

>>68100628
Not her, that's a prison officer.

>>68100789
Yes. If I had the money to spare and the time, definitely. Even if there's no sex you still get the trip.

What county?

>tfw thinking of studying abroad but I already dropped out of university once and I'm afraid that I'll mess up again
;_;

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>>68086423
I tried, sorry for my English pronunciation and lack of sense of rhythm.
The lyrics get too hard to sing after the chorus.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s01JqKMd1oEj

>>68100789
100€ is nothing m8, especially if you are Swiss.
I spend almost 300€ every time I go to visit my French qt for 3-4 days.

>>68102497
That's a lot to spend for just 4 days, and a short distance.

Unless you're getting a hotel, which I hope for you, you aren't.

>>68102862
I always book a flat on airbnb, just because it would be awkward to stay and have sex at her parents'.
Anyway, I can afford it without any problem.

How long IP will be down?

>>68102974
It said for about 3 or 4 hours.

Knowing IP, it will likely be longer.

>>68102974
It should have been back since 15 min, shouldn't it ?

>>68102014
studying abroad can be easier
if it weren't for studying abroad I'd have zero credits last year...
but the 'everyone has sex with each other abroad meme' is wrong

>>68100808
even if it's just for a night?

>>68102497
not Swiss, just visiting. My qt last week paid for absolutely everything required to plow her into the bedsheets, I just had to supply condoms.

>>68103371
Well I have assburgers so it's gonna be tough either way I think. I know quite a lot of grills from this country but I'm not doing it for sex. I studied language there before and I want to go back and possibly stay there, and then I need an education.

>>68103671
Then it depends on what she means to you in that case. For my last one, I'd have called it worth it.

Even at that price it's probably still cheaper for the time you get than say, a prostitute and you get to have the emotional attachment, plus the general nice feeling of spending time with someone you like.

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>tfw ip still down

>>68103371
Where and what did you study broad? Is it hard to get into a foreign uni?

>>68104103

This site is surprisingly addictive.

May spend a year studying abroad in China. How easy are Chinese girls?

P.s. I don't have yellow fever

>>68079336
For once I agree that Sweden is the best country on our lovely earth.

>2014
>Speak to Swede qt on Interpals
>2015
>Swede qt comes all the way here for the sole purpose of visiting me

This website might suck 90% of the time, but it gave me some of the best memories. I miss the good old days of fake Korean and London Stud profiles too

>>68104869
>doesnt have yellow fever
>wants to study in china

enjoy getting sick from inhaling non stop smog and eating food made cooked in sewage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrv78nG9R04

>>68104976
It's more like the only place my course offers for a year abroad is China, leaf.

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>its still down

THEY ARE SUCH A BUNCH OF INCOMPETENT FUCKING CUNTS I NEED MY QTS

>>68105561
Interpals has loads of bugs, including the security ones, bear that in mind.
I also noticed one thing, in the bottom I can see this IP 46.138.171.55 and it's Russian. That might mean interpals moved to Russian servers.

>>68105849
>That might mean interpals moved to Russian servers.
What does that mean for us, First Worlders ?

>>68105849
Yeah but why can't they judge more accurately how long it's gonna be down for. They should fucking know if they're gonna have problems and it'll take 12 hours.

They could at least have the decency to update the time.

>>68105929
Russia is logging everything on you. Meet girls and move to some messenger.

>>68105931
It's mostly run by Antonio and is used to drain money by selling ads, he doesn't care about users.

>>68106042
>Antonio
Who's that ?

I was a regular 2 years ago on /cp/. I used it before studying abroad for a year. I've been able to meet a lot of qts this way. I even dated one and somehow still miss her.

I'm back on interpals because I need to practice my Polish and I'm so fucking bored of my gf.

>>68104213
I'm studying abroad right now here in the Czech Republic and it was fairly easy to get into the university here. The only hard part is figuring out all the visa stuff.

>>68106297
How do you pay for it?rich parents?

>>68104213
assuming you meant me? I don't know if it's hard or not, I went to a language school and it was really easy to apply. I think I had to send a passport copy, a recent photo, the application itself and my high school grades. The first couple months I paid for myself, as I had some money saved up. The rest of the time, like a year or so, I had student loans. If I end up studying abroad again I'll probably get student loans one more time, as I'm a poorfag right now.

Don't want to say where I studied because then some asshole will stalk me.

>>68106134
>site no longer says when it'll be back
>just says "soon"

Where were you when IP was kill?

>>68106898
Wtf why has it put me responding to that?

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>they've removed the time and changed to message so that it says "back up soon"

Guys! Hey guys! Guys! Listen guys! Guys!

What if we bought Interpals?! Considering how fucked it is, it can't be that expensive right?

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>>68107160

>>68107317
Yeah, I can get half of that if I save the money I get for tendies instead of spending it!

>>68106297
mate it triggers me that you have the space for extra flags but they dont show, fix that

>>68107317
how is that even possible?

>>68106297
Don't you have a Portuguese grandpa?
"As of July 29, 2015, those born outside Portugal who have at least one grandparent of Portuguese nationality, are granted Portuguese citizenship by extension immediately."
It's high time you go visit your uncles there and register as Portuguese.
As a bonus, you'll be able to pay the European price for your Uni.

>still down
lol

>>68104213
Denmark, so yeah. If I went to Thailand or Latin America I would have gotten laid maybe
My GPA is shit but you'll still get into a decent uni, just not the top unis. And once you're accepted it's pretty straightforward
>>68107160
Message all your qts to come to www.culturepals.xxx

>site still down

Who saw it coming

>>68109252
culturepals.xxx
-Where shitlords and emotionally broken cunts come together!

>>68086423
someone pls sing this.
good try>>68102406
but your mic is garbage

ded and gey

>>68106809
I paid for it all myself, my parents are broke. All I did was get a job and work for 10 months while still going to school and just saving like over half of what I made and giving the rest to my parents to help pay bills and stuff while I lived with them.
>>68108109
Haha I just never got around to changing them from the old Hawaii ones to the ones for Prague but I'll do that now.
>>68108430
Yes I do have a Portuguese grandpa, how did you know? Oh I didn't know they did that kind of stuff. Could you post a link about it? That would be nice, thanks Frenchbro.

>>68108109
There it should show my flags now.

>make a fake korean profile
>to get koreaboo nudes
cucked

>>68110646

i'm revising the lyrics right now.

Okay so what should I set my age range to? How much younger do girls usually go? I just wan't to make friends without it being wierd.

>>68112123
FUCK I WAS PLAYING RISK EARLIER

4 hours sure feels like forever

>>68108430
>>68111072
>>68111127
yea it shows now.
I never heard about that grandpa thing, I know that if you're jewish and you can prove your ancestors were expelled during the inquisition then you are allowed to have portuguese citizenship

>>68111072
You said something about it around last year. I somehow remembered it...
The actual law is on the linked pdf. Article6 p4.
In English:
http://eudo-citizenship.eu/NationalDB/docs/POR%20Law%2037%2081%20as%20consolidated%20by%20Law%202%2006%20(English).pdf
In Portuguese:
http://www.parlamento.pt/ActividadeParlamentar/Paginas/DetalheDiplomaAprovado.aspx?BID=18787

The papers needed and the process are listed here:
In Portuguese:
http://www.irn.mj.pt/IRN/sections/irn/a_registral/registos-centrais/docs-da-nacionalidade/aquisicao/n/aquisicao-nac-art6n4/

>>68111072
The actual letter to fill out:
http://www.irn.mj.pt/IRN/sections/irn/a_registral/registos-centrais/docs-da-nacionalidade/docs-comuns/mod-pag-impressos/downloadFile/attachedFile_6_f0/Artigo_6-4_cheque.pdf

You need to know a little Portuguese or provide a document or anything that shows you do. There's a part for people who can't read or write, so basic knowledge should work or any proof you speak Portuguese or have completed a course.

You could set your address in Portugal for a couple of months (during the holidays at your family's), which is legal with your Study or Schengen visa even if you don't usually live at that address. You send all the papers listed to the "Conservatória dos Registos Centrais" or take an attorney to do all this for you, and you wait.

The process costs 250€.

Man, am I glad I started talking on WhatsApp with a qt last night before the site went down.

>>68112863
same got myself a nice kazakh qt

Wew it was down before I went to sleep and its down even when I wake up

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>will be back at 10:30 UTC
they didn't say what year?

>>68112700
I never did either, I'm not jewish though.
>>68112709
>>68112752
I remember mentioning, I just didn't think anyone would remember it.
Thanks for the info though brah I definitely look into this stuff.

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Polish girl just sent me a snapchat with a picture of a IKEA mug with lipstick marks on it

OK

>>68114361
You're an IKEA right?

>>68114490
What?

>>68105561
I'm this guy

WHAT THE FUCK ITS STILL DOWN

>antonio in charge of planning

I NEED MY FUCKING MESSAGES NOW

>>68114536
IKEA originates in Sweden. You = IKEA Nigger

>>68114656
(+1)

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>>68114666
>americans

>>68114717
Well from your original post it seemed you were confused over the fact that she sent a picture of an IKEA cup. You're Swedish. IKEA is Swedish. She wants to kiss you.

>>68114783
this
retarded nord

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HOLY SHIT ITS BACK

>>68114783
I wasn't confused

>>68114828
The image you used and your usage of OK made it seem like you were.

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>>68114990
n-no

oh shit it's up now

We need a new SJW

Also, can someone answer my question? What should I set my age range to? How many years older then myself is the max?

>>68115664
Min: Legal age
Max: Either MILF (44) or mature (53)

>>68115664
Legal age for nudes is 18, so 18

then the sky is the limit ;-)

>>68115664
If you're 20 you're fine, since you can talk to underage girls up to 30 years old girls mostly.
I'm 26 and I have trouble talking even to some 18 y/o

Just so you know it, Clayton will sell you out to qts. He is not to be trusted.

>>68116017
>>68116078
>>68116081
I am but a wee lad aged 19 last month. Is talking to older women not weird?

>>68116195
>Is talking to older women not weird?
Not if they make the D tingle

>>68116195
Older are better to talk to, but they will lose interest on you if you dont seem successful

>>68116191
Does he even post here anymore?

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>>68116195
No, not if shes hot

>>68116315
Not until his name is mentioned. Then his radar picks up and he'll now be here in less than 10 minutes

OK so the only difference I've noticed since the planned maintenance is the quick search, the one thing that still worked, no longer works.

Fuck's sake how is it possible to be this incompetent???

Anybody else notice messages for the last few hours before maintenance started are all gone?

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>>68116315
>>68116387
He better not or else I'm going to spill the beans on him!!!!

Why do men visit my profile? They don't even speak the languages I'm trying to learn.

>>68116580
Go on lad spill em

Happy 1st of December btw!
https://youtu.be/C5Ng1HbOAKs

>>68116534

It's working for me

>>68116696
Ahmed wants some boipucci

>>68116195
depends if you want that well worn puss

>>68117845
It's Russians and a Jamaican so far.

>>68117154
Really? Try changing your parameters, unless you search really broad, at max only one or two profiles turn up. Means there's no point looking up anywhere smaller than Spain or the Netherlands since it won't fetch 5 profiles. Most Latin American ones don't come up with any ffs

>all the messages I sent last night were deleted in the maintenance

Fuck this site

>>68116319
>>68116247
>>68116253
>>68117884

I mean I am only 19. What is a reasonable age that a girl will still talk to me.

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>>68119091
i dunno m8
I'm 20 and no girl message me

>>68119211
You might be ugly then. Franceboos are 1/3 of Interpals

Okay I have set up my profile and I am looking at girls now. How do I go about messaging them. I have autism so please go slow.

>>68119268
Any Ameriboos?

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>>68119091
I don't know, but I'm 21, and the girls i talk to varies from 17 to 25

>>68119211
:^)

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>>68119268
/Robin84
you tell me
only had a danish girl that quickly dried out and a china that didn't even send a second message

>>68119327
I think they're just default, it's hard to see people crazy about USA in their profiles, they prefer UK instead.

>>68119327
>Any Ameriboos?
There's quite a lot but they don't always make it obvious in their profiles that they love America. I used to talk to plenty of Ameriboos and talk one German girl that loves the US every once in awhile.

>>68119389
You look good on the pic with glasses but autistic on the main profile, maybe swap them?
Also try to sound interesting on your profile info, add a bit more, take more pics and you're fine.
You're not ugly and are french so you have the cheese and knife in your hands.

>>68119390
> UK
I thought this site was for Culture exchange

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>>68119389
>only had a danish girl

>>68119526
"B-b-but London! British accent!"

>>68119389
you're alright, just get one more pic. you're french, it's easy mode

I already tapped out. I posted a profile photo and I looked autistic. Proceeded to delete my account. I'm too autistic for IP. I have no good pics of myself and selfies just look Autistic.

>0 views multiple months
jesus christ

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NOTHING WORKS REEEEEEEEEE

>>68106136
>>Antonio
>Who's that ?
Kek.
>9999th thread about interpals
>not knowing who is Antonio Lupher
It's the creator of interpals, some edgy teenager who created interpals and moved to russia afterwards to fuck loads of slav pussy. Here is his instagram https://www.instagram.com/antoniolupher/

>>68119612
London is pretty much Damascus at this point, and British accents are garbage. American media dominates the world there should be more Ameriboos.

>>68119730
>maintenance
>fucks things up even more

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>>68119741
>https://www.instagram.com/antoniolupher/
its you innit?!

Since I am not attractive this site is useless right?

>>68120276
no, you're american

>>68120322
What does being American do?

>>68120276
If you're white, you could still probably get some Thais or Indonesians if you're into that

Slavqts are out of the question

>>68120349
I wouldn't say I'm ugly, just not good looking. Depressingly Average. How can I manipulate photos to make me look better?

Am I the only one who can't open the messages option? :/

>>68120334
greencard ayy lmao

>>68120349

>Slavqts are out of the question

?
I thought Russians are ez.

>>68120334
you start as 4/10 instead of 0/10

>>68120533
>Greencard

I'm not retarded. I just wan't to talk to girls not marry them.

>>68120645
The proto-babushkas are, but the real qts can be tough

>>68120668

post profile

>>68120730
Need to remake it. I fucked up a convo and panic deleted it.

>>68120788
A-are you me?

>>68121039
No, but there is a high chance we're both autistic.

>>68120658
Do I get extra points for being white?

>>68120453
I tried it with internet explorer, and it works, What's wrong with my firefox? It wants to download the pm.php......

>>68121202

Use Google Chrome

Need ideas for profile pictures. I have no friends and rarely go outside. How can I stage photos.

>>68121366

Take a picture with your cat

>>68121366
i just went inside my bathroom and took selfies against the white background because it had good lighting.

just don't look at the camera when you do it

>>68121447
How did you know I have a cat

>>68121470
Good lighting and don't look at the camera.

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oh gosh why am I so ugly??

if I was a bit thin and not bald at least... :(

>>68121519

everyone on 4chan has a cat. Duhhh

>>68119524
>>68119580
dunno mate, conversation ended after a day
>>68119506
>You look good on the pic with glasses but autistic on the main profile
wtf I thought it was the other way around

>>68121519
anything else?

post korean nudes

>>68121574
I only have Chinese nudes.

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is it good or bad?

>>68121634
How easy are Chinese girls?

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>>68119524
WHAT THE FUCK

>>68121288
Is that my only choice?

down

>>68121731
Easy. You probably could get any, being American.

>>68121727

That's spam

>>68121470
What's wrong with looking at the camera. That's what I do in all my selfies. People still like them.

>>68121759


no not at all. Just Google Chrome is superior

>>68121731

Easy, but be careful. They might try to use you for information.

>>68121546
Fuck off back to r*ddit

>>68121852
just read this shit nigga

http://www.tinderseduction.com/best-tinder-pictures-for-more-profile-matches//

same shit applies

>>68121862

Dude, the only time I've ever been on there is to look at this bitches weekly nude dumps

https://www.reddit.com/user/legendarylootz/submitted/

>>68121966
Why don't any of the pictures load on this page?

>>68122269
use chrome or turn off adblocker

>I hate rude people. This year, Someone who knew me Australian sent me a message. I was really annoyed. He was really rude.
Fucking emus

>>68121202
I just tried and it also works with firefox in incognito mode, but not in regular mode... How is this possible?

>>68121859
Information? What do you mean?

>>68121552
You have to try better then m8

>>68122829
Where do I find a job? What places can I visit? how do I get a greencard easier without marrying you?

how do you not fall for your qt?

>>68122990
Redpill yourself

>>68122829

The Chinese try to gather Intelligence from Americans. Like SSN and bank accounts and shit.

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>visit dozens of Israeli qt
>none visit back
is it because of the fires?

>>68123154
Who would be stupid enough to give that stuff out?

>>68123723

Lots of people do when the girl is riding their cocks

>>68123682
that's actually a good first message, try it. seriously

>>68123723
thirsty ameritards
like that retard that flew to China and waited a week at the airport because the girl didn't show up

>>68123682
i'll visit you

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hmmmm

>>68123860
are you a qt jew out to cut my phimosis ?

>>68123921
>qt
no
>jew
yes
>phimosis
Trust me it'll make it look better

>>68123865
Isle of Man was going to be my new country until I changed to North Korea. Probably will pick itnext time.

Man, these feels :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tldhkGMysQ0

>>68119807
Honestly no one likes America. The thing is Britain puts out an image internationally of Benedict Cumberbatch, Matt Smith, David Tennant, Alex Turner and other tall posh blokes with impeccable cheekbones and girls love that shit. The US puts out an international image of fat sweaty pink people in tank tops firing machine guns at the sky.

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1. how do i start a conversation with a grill on here

2. should I have my profile pic of me in my trump shirt?

3. how do I download the qt script

>>68124542
>Honestly no one likes America
That's just not true buddy.

>>68123809
He was Dutch

Why are there so many shy K-pop fans on this site?

>>68124997
>Honestly no one with at least half a brain likes America

How's that? Also you the Hawaiian? It's OK mate, Hawaii isn't proper America.

>>68125214
>How's that?
It's a better argument I guess but there's still plenty of smart people that like America. Maybe you can tell me why you hate the US so much?
>Also you the Hawaiian?
Yes that's me. You're right about that, it really is a lot different and most Hawaiians see themselves as American by force and separate from the US or some claim under occupation lmao.

>>68124027
Is it an instant plus for Jewish girls if I'm circumcised? Do Americans have a heads up on the competition because we usually mutilate our own?

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>I have a boyfriend

>>68125568
>letting this stop you

>>68125603
whats a good one liner

>>68125692
Dunno, usually just start talking to them about a mutual interest.

>>68125402
I don't hate America, I just think it's a difficult country to get obsessed with in the way French folks all fetishise Korea, dweebs fetishise Japan and loads of yanks, Eastern Europeans and Spanish folks fetishise Britain.

Probably a part of that is just because the culture, to us, seems really generic. We have most of your cultural exports over here already, and the things we're missing out on; In n Out Burger, Disneyland, ketchup on pasta, race riots and high school massacres for example, I'm not too fussed about.

Seriously though, not even memeing, everyone I've spoken to about America (and as a language teacher I end up talking about it annoyingly often) basically sees you guys as mad.

>>68125742
They should fear us. We're the most powerful country for a reason.

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>all those thristy niggas commenting on qts photos

>>68125742
I don't know about that since I've met plenty of people who were just as obsessed with America as any other country but I see your point.

I can get that part too about the culture but that's the stuff we export since the culture in the US can be different especially depending on where you're at. Also I've never met anyone who puts ketchup on pasta and in fact most of the Europeans I've met do that including some of my roommates and doing that is disgusting anyway. Race riots and school shootings are a different story though.

I've met plenty that hate the US and plenty that love it but most of the people that don't like it honestly don't know much about America to properly judge it. Like a bunch of my classmates don't like the US and spent half a class bashing it along with the teacher which I just found really funny because they knew nothing of what they were talking about and just sounded really ignorant especially since none of them have even visited the US.

>>68126159
yeah because america is numero uno and ur country blows

>>68126320
I'm an American

>>68126432
>chechen flag
>american

loling

>>68126606
I'm studying abroad here

>>68126606
>Chechen flag
If you were from any other country I'd know you were joking

>>68126725
only joking, I actually head to leafland soon to do a semester abroad

So I've never been messaged or viewed first. Being a white American that means I'm hopeless right?

>>68126888
>tfw brown
>get messaged

ur ded m8

>>68126821
Where in Canada?

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>>68124959
1. Pick any topic you can piggyback on and bounce off or ask a question you can build on
2. As long as you can pull it off
3. Gugule it

>>68126997
Toronto

>>68126931
Wait maybe it's because I never set a language I'm learning? Can they not find me? I want to talk to all girls not a certain type.

>>68127063
Why Toronto? If I chose Canada I'd go to Quebec.

>>68127210
I cant speak french at all

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>qts with those meme flower laurels

>>68127269
You could still go there, I don't really speak Czech except for a few basic things and I'm doing fine here. Besides they speak English there too.

Any ladyboys on interpals?

>>68128376
I found an awkwardly hot one earlier >>68085479

>>68128376
/lodie
/claytonsomedude

>>68128376
What is Thailand

>tfw not even thai girls will message you first. Think I'm on some secret blacklist for using qtcrawler?

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>>68129011
ur just ugly m8

>>68129011
I will be your QT tonight, Bob ;)

>>68129232
Oh my ;)

>>68128376
I think this might be the first American ladyboy on IP
/GelliePhish

>All my messages from yesterday disappeared after site maintenance

WHAT THE FUCK?
did this happen to anyone else?

Someone bake new bread

>>68129643
You first honeybun

>>68129557
Yeah, happened to everybody, I think. Luckily the only person it really mattered for for me, I had started talking to elsewhere anyways.

MAKING A NEW THREAD HOLD YOUR HORSE IS

>>68130819

Thanks :)

>>68130910
NEW