>You are walking on the street after it has been rainining.

"baguette dans le donut, oui ? ;DDDD"

>>68076223
Sanction

"Wurst in deine Muschi, ja ? ;DDDD"

Ask them how much for an hour

>>68076223
>implying i would want to chase ugly lesbians

>>68076223
File sexual assult charges

>>68076501
>>68076611
>>68076681
Enjoy your HIV

>>68076681
>THIS IS NOT ENOOOUUUGH

a idi na chuj

>>68076695

>Implying that Lena Katina and Yulia Volkova are anything but beaultiful.

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>>68076223
>report them to the FSB for gayness
>save mother Russia from homosex menace
>receive Гepoй Poccийcкoй Фeдepaции medal from Putin himself

>tfw have a gf from the former soviet union
>tfw we did a roleplay where she pretended to be a school bully girl and she grabbed me by the collar, slapped me and then asked me if i had done her maths homework (in russian) before kissing me as i pretended to quiver

wew.

>>68076223
oh man I remember their music video, nowadays they'd be in jail for homosexuel propaganda

how the times have changed

>>68076223
Start singing All The Things She Said.

>>68076223
>What to do?
To say "Davai trahatsa suka blyat"

>>68076223
MALCHICK GAYYYY

>>68076961
Beta subhuman degenerate

>>68076223
Hy нe дoгoнят и нe дoгoнят, хyли пpиeбaлиcь тo.

"IAÊ CARALHO QUE PORRA É ESSA? SUAS PIRANHA CHEIA DE AIDS, SAI FORA, SUAS GORDA."

Something like that.

*teleports behind them*
*spill spaguetti*

>>68076961

I'd be absolutely diamonds

>>68076223
isn't this t.a.t.u?

RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

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>>68076740
IT DOESN'T MATTER

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>>68076223

T H I C K

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>>68076223

S T I C K

>>68078325
who's this semen demon?

>>68076223
You've got a pussy, I have a dick, So what's the problem? Let's do it quick!!!

>>68080374
*dické

>>68076223
I say:
Извини. Я нe знaю pyccкий. Гopoвит вы пo-aнглиcки?

>>68080486
fuck, I knew somebody would realise, but I didnt expect it so soon

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID

>>68080613
ya nye panimayu ingliski, ty gabarit' español?

>>68080688
Then I look at them condescendingly and say:
He.

>>68080970
they: Кaкaя нeyдaчa! мы хoтeли бы видeть вaшy burrito

>>68081210
Bы хoчeт видит мoи burrito?
У мeня нe burrito

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>>68077570
Powermad 12 year old detected

>>68078325
>that cunny crease

>>68076223
slap them with my dick in the mouth

>>68080486
ebin

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>russian girls

>tatu lesbo song came out 15 years ago

wtf i'm old now

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>>68085010
>>68083089
>>68076223
The brunette girl in the OP with her Asian boyfriend / father of her child.

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>>68085052
>The brunette girl in the OP with her Asian boyfriend / father of her child.
Why do Russian girls love Asian guys so much?

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>>68085091
>>The brunette girl in the OP with her Asian boyfriend / father of her child.
This is called AMWF
https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/amwf/

>>68085052
If only you used your asian half to memorize useful math things instead of a list of every washed up actress with an asian boyfriend

>>68085052
>>68085091
>>68085141
why russian qt have such shit taste in men ?

>the beta amwf guys at it again

>>68081744
>that pic
someone's spent a lot of time thinking about this

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>>68076223
I grab them by the pussies and turn them over to the Kremlin for unlawful lesbian activities

>>68085091
Because asians aren't all alcoholics. It's actually the reason why russians marry chinese guys and so on.

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>>68076223

>>68076223
Nothing, it's not like I can catch up with them.

>>68085091
>Why do Russian girls love Asian guys so much?
*Why do Asian girls love Asian guys so much?
ftfy

nie nauranie nocz naladnie NAS NIE DOGONIAT

>>68085091
Russia is full of chinks

Their rap song is the best thing they made even if Russian rap with female voice tends to be shit.

>>68076223
Probably say: Just like in my animus!

>>68076695
>lesbian
We are the only country with a true lesbian musician duo.