/cum/

I don't believe

/deutsch/

I'd buy ur mum for a dollar

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Good morning /cum/

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im special

Had a bit of a breakdown yesterday. Just sexual frustration from being a kv.

Hope things get better.

>massive term assignment due tomorrow
>haven't even started
>sweatingman.jpg
>I wish I had more time...
>check University website today
>professor extended it by 4 days

LUCKY
E
A
F

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>>68068684
Oh really?

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>>68068067
Wie geht's, Brudi?

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>ywn have a qt finnish femboy giving you (you)s
why even live

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>>68068725
It got your attention, didn't it?

Does anyone else think Mitt Romney looks like a Canadian?
I could totally imagine him as a mountie, riding his horse across a prairie with mountains in the background.

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>>68068800
You sure did

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who /anglo/ here

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>>68068765
Literally me in /slav/ rn
>>68068863
I'm a handsome latino

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>>68068863

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>>68068765
>Belgium is as fat as USA

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>>68068863
Anglo-Celtic master race checking in.

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>>68068919
>shitposting in /slav/
Good job, Juan

>>68069055
>Anglo-Saxons got their asses kicked by the Normans
>English is heavily influenced by French
>truly a master race

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>>68069061
I'm extending a hand to our new friends and allies

>>68069055
Saxons were easily one of the worst tribes lmao.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvKRbi2ovDY

>>68069017
He's our "special" little brother that ate too much glue, just like you are for the Burger, even with the Frog language.

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>>68068919
>>68068926
CHI
>>68069055
>master race
truly. god bless.

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>>68069055
>master race

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>All these non /cum/, non Quebecois in my thread.

>>68069220
>Ireland
>De facto language is English not Irish

wew

>>68069227
>ontario

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>>68069227

This is a formal invitation for /cum/ to replace estonia in /balt/

>>68069055
why sre Canadians so in love with England
English people dont care about you

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>>68069380

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>>68069114
>Anglo-celtics conquered half the globe
>invented all the inventions
>create the first global lingua franca

>Finns do something with cellphones
>some internet memes

Really makes you think...

>>68069474
>Canadian Ethnicity
What's that supposed to be?

>>68069535
tfw wearing red plaid sweater right now

>>68069561
Homosexuals.

>>68069380
>Why are ethnic British people in love with Britain

I thought Pakis were supposed to be smart?

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>>68069474

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>>68069535
>create the first global lingua franca
Ever thought about why it's called "lingua FRANCA"?

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>>68069598
>Germany

wew

>>68069561
It's used to refer to the frogs and old stock anglos and celts that have been their since colonial times

>>68069605

lel according to who

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>>68069624
>The term originates with one such language, Mediterranean Lingua Franca.
>The Mediterranean Lingua Franca or Sabir was a pidgin language used as a lingua franca in the Mediterranean Basin from the 11th to the 19th century.
>Based mostly on Northern Italian languages and Occitano-Romance languages in the eastern Mediterranean area at first, it later came to have more Spanish and Portuguese elements, especially on the Barbary coast (today referred to as the Maghreb). Sabir also borrowed from Berber, Turkish, French, Greek and Arabic.

Really makes you think...

>>68069650
We already went through all of them, you have nothing.

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>>68069650

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>>68069618
>Newfoundland
>Nova Scotia
>Yukon Territory

Well done, lads. The rest are suffering

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhGA5XncaAw

Green Day in Russian

>>68069783
>German """"banter""""

>>68069786
At least this Kraut can do something. But c'mon bud, putting peanut butter on your dick and letting the dog lick it off. Isn't that only entry level German porn?

>>68069890
A lot of the provinces had UK as #2 and only lost out by around 3-5 births

>>68069618
>>68069890
PEI was most the disappointing.

>canadian "penal system"

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/canadian-police-deters-drunk-drivers-threat-nickelback-article-1.2891433

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>>68069954

>>68070098

>canuck """humor"""

>>68070098
I love this country

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>>68070098
>NY daily news

wew, but that is a serious punishment.

>skipped class again

I must stop this shit

>>68070190
Yeah you better. I skipped and it became a habit and failed college like thrice already now because of it.

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>>68070132
>Germany
>Talking about refugees

Very poor choice Hans. You could have chosen many other things.

>>68068765
See, how come you can come in to our thread and be received warmly while me in your thread gets that pic? And you all are even proud of that attitude, evidence is that pic having been made.

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>>68070288
>warmly received

Kr*uts are not welcome here.

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My ex finally messaged me back yesterday.
She lives in-state again and wants to meet up so we can give each other back some old stuff.
Not sure how to feel about this.

>>68070333
Why do we keep attracting these retarded northern euros?

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What did you fucking burgers mean by this

>>68070288
Gutes Doppel. We just hate all people in general, some more, some less, but we hate everyone.

>>68070282
You never start with your best stuff, you always need to be able to improve. Also Breitbart "news", CNN for the alt right

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>>68070398
You know what you must do anon.

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>>68069786
Oh Canada. What have you done with what we left to you?

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>>68070410
To be fair, the worst of both flags aren't actual Northern Euros.

I suspect because they can't actually post in their flags' general being smelly immigrants and proxyfags.

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>>68070428
It's called the "Monroe Doctrine" Pierre, it's one hell of a drug.

>>68070535

>tfw no qt greenland anons to shitpost with

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>>68070442
>muh source
>muh meme-right

Negro, where else do you get inflammatory articles to trigger people on 4chinz?

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>>68070624
All dead, sad!

>>68070481
That would be metal as fuck but I can't disembowel because then I can't date her again if she breaks up with the fuccboi she replaced me with.

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>>68070333
To be fair, feet are gods gift

>>68070767
I am disappoint Mexico.

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>>68070626
>Negro, where else do you get inflammatory articles to trigger people on 4chinz?
Idk, meme-right has to be enough

>>68070535
Why should I post in my own general when there are only other Kraut shiposters, when I can spam in /cum/ and /neederdraat/ and /skanditråden/ would require me to improve my Dutch or Swedish

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>>68070766
Sounds like you're still under her pussy's spell anon. You need to get over her.

Should I move in to the dorm on the 3rd or the 6th?

3rd, right?

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>100k people live in thunder bay

>>68070884
what school?

>>68070927
queens

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>>68070844
>smelly immigrant or proxyfag detected

So Balkanshit? Or Turkroach?

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>>68070766
You just need to teach yourself some sense of self respect, friend. There will be plenty more where she came from.

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>>68070884
There is a fool-proof way to decide...

>be from Columbus
>occasionally complain about Somalian immigrants here
>one knifes up my school

can we stop going out of our way to import them please

>>68071004
Succubi

>>68070871
I've done nothing but sleep around since we were seeing each other and feel even emptier than before. I'm not sure it's the "pussy spell," as much as it is the lonely desire to be back with someone who understood me so well.

>>68071004
I'm aware, I've already been swimming in that pool for a bit. Still've yet to find someone that interests me even half as much as she did.

>>68071089
For every one that goes nuts there are like a 1000 who are super grateful for us saving them.

>ywn meet another /int/ shitposter from your shithole town
feels bad, i just want someone to meme with here

>>68071121
:-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

>>68071141
imagine meeting a local qt girl shitposter

>>68071121

Yeah and they can go ahead and do what they're doing but I don't want any more, bar none

this bastard was being given essentially a free college education by this country and still got all super Muslim buttmad, it's in their fucking religion and culture and that only gets worse if there's more of them to embolden it

>>68070990
that's a hard school for here to get into
isn't it mostly asian?

>>68071089
in parts of canada they do this thing where they rap a chain up in a towel, and then go around with a towel around their shoulders

>>68071184
There are no girls in /cum/.

>>68071201
That's just not true. I'm a Muslim and there's nothing in our religion that inherently means you have to kill people. He was just insane

>>68071243
Eh, that's not true. I know for a fact there's at leat 3 of them here

>>68071141
>>68071184
ugh gross no way. Can you imagine the autism it would require for someone to ever let another person know they shitpost? Probably shower once a week, the most rude antisocial scumbag you would ever meet.
It's ok to shitpost, but for heaven's sake please never tell me about it irl.

>>68071184
I live near the pine barrens, no fucking way I'll ever find a qt from here

>>68071300
really? I've made some really good friends at school by talking about 4chan and our shitposting.

>>68071344
NJ?

I love niggers!

How do I get a nigger friend?

>>68071235
eng and commerce maybe, arts not so much

a lot of white girls in the art programs

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>>68071089
Somalians are the sign your nation's immigration system is fucked up and needs drastic reforms.

>retarded people
>ugly people
>mudslimes
>speak some ooga booga shit
>never accomplished anything in history
>home country is a failed state

Pretty stupid to think people who can't even run their own country will be really great citizens anywhere else.

>>68071453
step 1: not be white

>>68071453
>>>/Malmo/

>>68071453
yeah you would Sweden.

>>68071249

This is the only way I'm going to describe it, for all of the major religions in the world, as it stands today, Muslims are far more likely, proportionally speaking, to commit acts of violence and terror in the name of their ideology. Not just in host nations abroad, but majority Muslim nations oftentimes feature extreme cases of regular sectarian violence between members of the same religion themselves.

You can argue all day in circles about what line says what and what means what and well the Old Testament says this but at the end of the day a religion is only as good as the people who follow and profess it and as it stands I don't want any of that Muslim cultural enrichment coming across the ocean gradually. The results are all that really matter.

>>68071385
yeah, NJ.

>>68071141
>we come here because we're too autistic to have friends irl
>everyone here wants to meet up with fellow autistic sperglords
I'll never get this meme

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>>68071121
>middle of the day
>Somali not working

Why am I not surprised?

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>>68071249
The Quran begs to differ.

Quran (2:191-193) - "And kill them wherever you find them, and turn them out from where they have turned you out. And Al-Fitnah [disbelief or unrest] is worse than killing.

Quran (3:56) - "As to those who reject faith, I will punish them with terrible agony in this world and in the Hereafter, nor will they have anyone to help."

Quran (5:33) - "The punishment of those who wage war against Allah and His messenger and strive to make mischief in the land is only this, that they should be murdered or crucified or their hands and their feet should be cut off on opposite sides or they should be imprisoned; this shall be as a disgrace for them in this world, and in the hereafter they shall have a grievous chastisement"

Quran (8:12) - "I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them"

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>>68070992
Sorry to disappoint you, Chaochen

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Can anyone explain to me this pic? I thought teen pregnancy only happened before the age of twenty, how is it possible that women after twenty are still getting teen pregnancies?

>>68071552
Can you post a link to where you got this from?

>>68071249
there's also nothing that inherently means you shouldn't for any of many innocuous reasons, apostate

>It would be facile, even exculpatory, to call the problem of the Islamic State “a problem with Islam.” The religion allows many interpretations, and Islamic State supporters are morally on the hook for the one they choose. And yet simply denouncing the Islamic State as un-Islamic can be counterproductive, especially if those who hear the message have read the holy texts and seen the endorsement of many of the caliphate’s practices written plainly within them.

>>68071552
the colors are representing a number not age it looks like. like maybe 30 per 1000 people?

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>>68071547
So no Turkroaches or Balkanshits have citizenship or were born in Germany?

Mehmet get lost.

>>68071535
tbf all abrahamic religions are like that.

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>>68071249

>>68071141
>>68071184
>>68071300
>>68071528

ADD YOURSELF TO THIS MAP

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2304625&add=1

>>68071344
philly here
are you a grill

>>68071691
There's only one where large numbers of its adherents are beheading people and blowing themselves up

>>68071630
It doesn't say DEUTSCH then

>>68071704
>dox'ing yourself onto a fucking map
yeah that's smart
this place isn't as much of a sekert klub as it once was, you should be wary

>>68071714
sorry i have a dick

>>68071691
nope, the old testament speaks of killing people but only in specific circumstances, not even a moron can take out of the bible the specific order to go kill infidels.

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>>68071778
>Turks born in Germany don't say Deutsch

Doesn't sound very tolerant Pyotr, I can't believe Germany would do this.

>>68071691
Only the conquest of Canaan was like that in the OT, God didn't say that the Jews had to slaughter every nation around them just because they disbelieved.

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>>68071344
PINEY

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>>68071838
Not everyone can be as progressive as Canada

>>68071798
I'd say old testament is even worse because we could actually convert to islam, old testament is jews>gentiles

bible has some stuff about self defense, but not kill anyone who disparages jesus

>>68069380
this is a LIE

>tfw brits care more about Canuckistan than best colony
feelsbad

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>>68071928
>that article

kek, Germany. You might be an Ethnic German with this lack of humour and pigheaded autism.

>>68071937
still the old testament says nothing about killing infidels, and the new testament does away with Jewish primacy.

I get a bit mad in the panties everytime I hear someone say " well yeah the bible likes killing unbelievers too"

well no, it does not, the stories in there are specific circumstances that nobody can use in future times.

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>>68071995
That's probably because of the two wars we had. But I like the USA a whole lot, you're brave and independent people. For all your country's problems, this election really showed the contrast between you and Canada.

>>68071911
fight me

>>68071937
People could convert to Judaism too back then, it was just not the point of the religion yet. And it's not like they were attempting world conquest either. Even at the height of Israel's united kingdom, the surrounding tribes who paid tribute to Israel were fine - they were left completely alone.

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>>68071995
Yank historico-cultural identity revolves around telling Brits to fuck off. It's your biggest meme.

>>68071704
3 entries so far, hurry the fuck up people.

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>>68072119
Taxation is theft

would you convert to judaism for a qt?

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>>68072014
>Ethnic German with this lack of humour and pigheaded autism.
that's what makes a German

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>>68072061
That's a long drive, I'm summoning the Jersey Devil to fight you instead.

>>68072169
>converting for a grill who will probably cheat on you
Shiggy

>>68072206
shite

>>68072206
>Ozark Howler
I've never heard of this

>>68072206
Why are Canadians so afraid of Plesiosaurs?

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>internet memed a retarded shitposter into presidency
>internet memed glove skins into CS:GO
WHEN WILL IT END

I'm drinking Mexican beer lads

>>68072206
>Wendigo

That's not a cryptid tho

>>68072352
Absolute madman

>>68072385
It's good, really.

>>68072352
Mexican beer tastes like piss

>>68072289
it's not fear, just tourism and emulating loch ness

wendigo is actually scary

>>68072117
>the surrounding tribes who paid tribute to Israel were fine

so extorting others based on religion is ok?
you'll pay the infidel tax soon enough

>>68072444
Triples!

>>68072480
4 4 4 u

>>68072444
most beer here in general tastes like piss. I prefer Pilsner lager t b h

>>68072465
>so extorting others based on religion is ok?
That was political tribute, not religious.

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>>68072289
We have a lot of lakes and it's a popular Injun myth.

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Found this in the hue thread.

>>68067945
another day
another fap

>>68072551
stop jerking off to city blocks anon

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Found this in the hue thread.

>>68072525
Those are some big lakes. Is it nice having regular ice and snowfall? Here in London we don't have it anymore - last time was years ago.

Don't forget your daily dose of vitamin d
It could save your life

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>>68072572
i was thinking more about splattering myself 18 floors below and the perfection that is pic related

>>68072529
She's underage

>>68072588
>Is it nice having regular ice and snowfall?

Yes, this year's been a bust though.

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>oswald
>The surname derives from the anglo-saxon personal name oswald
>personal name composed of the elements os ‘god’ + weald ‘power’.
>The name was introduced to germany from england, as a result of the fame of st. oswald, a 7th-century king of northumbria

Very good anglo-saxon name tbqh. Too bad he ended up a lone nutter with a communist rifle.

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>45 minute long intro

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>>68072721

>>68072588
it's great for hobbies
it's an inconvenience if you have to do stuff

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>>68072810
What WAS he thinking

>>68072889
That he should've bought the Mauser K98 he wanted instead of the Carcano.

>>68072810
>lone nutter with a communist rifle

>lone

>carcano rifle
>communist

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>americuckks

>>68072980
JANNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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>>68072980

>>68072973
>spaghetti nugget
>not a commie rifle

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>>68072980

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>>68072810
>>68072889

>implying Oswald wasn't an Abstergo Industries gunman patsy who was backed by Abraham Zapruder as the second gunman, and William Greer as Kennedy's driver, another Templar agent and Secret Service personnel who was trained in the use of an Apple of Eden by Abstergo Industries.

>>68072973
my mistake, for some reason i thought it was a russian rifle

>muh jfk theories

It's one of those things that's just been accepted as bullshit yet put to rest because it will never be solved.

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>>68073046
>Italy

I kek evrytiem

>>68073104
>i thought it was a russian rifle

It's a poorly re-engineered design of the Russian Mosin-Nagant 91/30 rifle made by the Italians.

>>68071995

Worry not friend, a parent always pays more attention to the younger stupider brother.

What are /cum/'s favourite music genres?
>Shoegaze
>Neo-Psychedelia
>Dream pop
>Punk(pre-90s)

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>>68073046
>Nigger with blonde hair
kek

>>68073335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxpDa-c-4Mc

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>>68073247
OHHHHHHHH GET DA FUGG OUTTA HERE

>>68073046
Could be worse

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>>68073450
>Could be worse

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>>68073335

>>68073335

I LOVE Classical music. Mozart, Beethoven, the list goes on...

>>68073611
>the list goes on
Name twelve

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>>68070333
>pissing.webm

I feel honored

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>>68073520
I have a thing for Jewish girls so I accept their rule

Honestly though, do you really need assault rifles to protect your home?

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>>68073705
>I accept their rule

This is the future you chose...

>>68071474
fug :-DD

>>68071475
I been there

>>68071486
I would what

>>68073730
>An assault rifle is a selective-fire rifle that uses an intermediate cartridge and a detachable magazine.
>selective-fire

Very few Americans have an Assault Rifle. Poor quality b8.

>>68073730
I need an assault rifle so that I can pretend that I'm going to resist the government when they decide to fuck with me

>>68073730

>the AR meme

like 95% of gun deaths are with handguns

>>68073641

Mozart
Beethoven
Bach
Chopin
Bizet
Mussorgsky
Rossini
Handel
Tchaikovsky
Debussy
Satie
Wagner
The list goes on...

>>68073755
We've already lost Europe. Time to salvage whatever there is and get out of here. So in a way accept Jew rule over the Old World

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>>68073641
>not knowing the meme

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>tfw will never be American
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHoMDO9SGrw

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>>68073945
>Utah

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>>68073928

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYKPdNvH800

Do u like frogs?

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What's this facial expression?

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ugh... when will life not feel like a gruesome chore, I daydream while bedridden about going into a coma for vacation. It like I'm finding myself in this miserable of a situation with every new month. how could I have been and be so apathetic to burrow myself this deep into the grimy life, it's not funny anymore, just pathetic

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>>68074267
I fucking hate frogs

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>>68074349
The realization that she will never go back to an Aussieboi.

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>>68074349
Why is she naked in front of a large bird?

>>68074367
Quit whatever it is you hate, and start doing something you enjoy.

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>>68074401

>>68073809
Isn't safe and semi enough to qualify?

>>68074249
lmao

>>68074492
To get my dick hard.

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>>68074539
You should run away from Sweden and immigrate to Finland, Sven.

>>68074267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc6AHtM8qKM

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>>68074591
No, almost no Americans have an actual assault rifle but the media and colloquially people call them this. What they should say is an assault weapon.

But that's not in keeping with the scary black gun meme.

morning, /cum/

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>>68075017
>living on the west coast

>>68075106

>NOT living on the west coast

literally lmaoing at your life

>go on /int/
>post in a general to practice that language
>nobody replies to any of my posts
>go in another general
>nobody cares there either
>look for some non-general threads
>all b8 and shitposts

Can we agree generals killed /int/?

>>68075106
Thank Jesus dupstep is dead.

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>>68075179
4chan was never good friend

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>>68075277
Never said good, I just miss talking with some other flags even if it was just bantz and shitposts.

>>68075343
Don't worry, you'll always have me <3

>>68075343
A

L
E
A
F

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>>68074528
>Quit whatever it is you hate
I'm hating my life right now, it's pretty unforgiving, but suicide is stupid and I'm past that as a solution. Although my mind won't stop defaulting to the thought of relief that suicide might bring, I have to reject that advice
>start doing something you enjoy
I can't really do anything, sleep is a struggle, so are the never-ending days when I'm awake. It's too hard to enjoy anything now but I'm holding on in hopes that I'll eventually feel normal and get back to living my life.
I miss my passion for my hobbies, hurts to believe it's been months since I've last felt it enough.

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>>68075355
>tfw stuck with footkraut, extra autistic finn, haitiANO and the /brit/ reject.

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a leaf a fucking leaf
better three fucking leaves and a UJ

https://youtu.be/GV3hscgyuAs

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>>68075457
I'm going to start making bad memes if you don't give me some love and attention. Consider this your final warning.

>>68074688
That is amazing

Reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od_oBBZTQoI

>>68075106
>not living in the northern interior
I live in Montana and it is comfy as fuck

>tfw finns aren't regulars on /cum/
>their rare appaearances are shitposts and giving (you)s
I want more finns here

>>68075555

t. Sasquatch

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>mom and stepdad planning on moving to florida
>have to either go with them or find someone to live with
>all of my friends still live with their parents
>don't want to live with any family members because they're all in different cities
>even if I got a job and started working today I wouldn't be able to get my own place before they leave

life just keeps getting better

>>68075603
>finns aren't regulars on /cum/

There's one here almost every night, LARPing like he's moving to USA.

>>68075625
life is the goodest

>>68075449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2YgwN6P_7E

>>68075644
*Canada

Because Canada is the only right answer

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>>68075625
>Florida

Probably more interesting than wherever you are moving from.

finnish immigration to usa when?

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>>68075724
I don't want interesting
I like boring and safe

>>68075745

>I like boring and safe

there's your first mistake

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>>68075603
You're cute, have a (you). Also I'll give you the picture of the greatest Finnish KHAN since Genghis during a holy ceremony for Tengri

>>68075703
Are you that anon?

You guys know what's really good? Bailey's and chocolate milk.

Tfw sitting in the break room eating shitty soup

How's your day going anon?

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Should I fap to asians or redheads today, buds?

>>68075799
Dubs told the truth

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>>68075855
You should fap to this man.

>>68075881
Do finns eat fins?

>>68075921
Sorry but I'm not gay (not that there's anything wrong with that)

dad had surgery yesterday and I haven't been able to get a hold of him since :s

>>68075881
So why don't you post in /mammi/?

You're not some filthy Arab who can only speak English are you?

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>>68075777
>finn gives me (you)
>trips
thanks

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>>68075981
o-oh okay

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>>68076022
>22
>two twos
>image is girl holding up two twos

>>68075930
The fuck man?
>>68076020
I just shitpost there and post memes.
>>68076022
Anything for you babe <3 also I'm drunk af so you'll get many (you)'s from me tonight

>>68076057
>>68076022
>two twos
>22
the meme magic is real

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Good morning, west coast.

Good afternoon, east coast.

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>>68075855
Logically you would masturbate to asian redheads.

>>68076005
My dick had surgery and I wasn't able to get a hold of it until almost 2 weeks later

>>68076130
Alas that is a very niche market with not many good videos

>>68076121
>being a coastie
ever

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>>68076121
I believe you owe me an answer from last night.

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>>68076175
>being flyover
>ever

>>68076145
I'm glad they let you keep your foreskin.

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>living in a landlocked state

>>68076236
>>68076175
>living in the mainlands
>ever
plebs

no work today!

what decadent activities shall I do?

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>>68076257
>>68076276

>>68076299
drugs and whores

>>68076276
t. alaska/hawaii

>>68076299
Masturbate.

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>>68076299
Masturbate.

>>68076299
See if you are flexible enough to suck your own dick.

>>68076354
Baja chaaan <3

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>>68076406
Hello, Finland.

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>>68076257
>being at the mercy of tides and tides of third worlders

>>68076326
I'll settle for coffee and anime.

>>68076342
>>68076354
>wasting my baby goo

>>68076364
It's hard! do you think you're flexible enough to suck my dick?

Got bored so I re shaved by balls.

>>68076508
Never done, is it as itchy as people claim it to be?

>>68076475
A majority of landlocked US states are overrun with Mexicans though

>>68076487
>wasting my baby goo
What else are you ever going to use it for?

>>68076528
yes

>>68076472
How is my favorite Mexican doing?

>>68076528
not him, but for like maybe the first two days it will. after that you'll get used to the minor discomfort from your balls hair regrowing. rinse/repeat.

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>>68076183
>tfw Baja still won't answer my question

>>68076573
ejaculation is a process solely designed for procreation. Anything but is pure heresy.

>>68076528
not at all

i think it's a meme

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>>68076579
I'm just here, drinking some coffee.

>>68076183
>>68076633
What?

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Quran (2:217) They ask you about the sacred month - about fighting therein. Say, "Fighting therein is great [sin], but averting [people] from the way of Allah and disbelief in Him and [preventing access to] al-Masjid al-Haram and the expulsion of its people therefrom are greater [evil] in the sight of Allah . And fitnah is greater than killing." And they will continue to fight you until they turn you back from your religion if they are able. And whoever of you reverts from his religion [to disbelief] and dies while he is a disbeliever - for those, their deeds have become worthless in this world and the Hereafter, and those are the companions of the Fire, they will abide therein eternally.

a greater sin to let the kaffir live than be at peace, even during the "sacred months"