Newfoundland is like the drunken, unemployed brother-in-law of

>>68049784

give Newfoundland independence then

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>>68049784
wrawng

>>68049784
yeah give them back. It will be nice to finally be bordering our anglo brothers again.

>>68049784
Didn't they have like their entire male population wiped out in ww1? Be nice to them you leaf shite.

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>>68049784
> new-found-land
> is not recently discovered land
> labrador
> not native land of labrador poodles
You couldn't make this shit up even if you tried.

>>68050584
> bordering our anglo brothers
Newfoundland borders French Canada.

The actual island itself doesn't border shit though. It's just an island in the Atlantic.

What about Nunavut, or Northwest Territories?

>>68051012
The territories are 2% of our population. Yukon and NWT are English, Nunavut is Inuit.

They'd all be third-world on their own.

Where did the all slither off to now that oil and gas isn't booming? All the drunken sobs groveling around Edmonton for money to get home were from Newfoundland.

inb4 "the maritimes are secretly conservative and have a rich, totally different culture from the rest of canada"

the maritimes are secretly conservative and have a rich, totally different culture from the rest of canada

>>68051257
They are ignorant hillbillies, but I wouldn't call them "conservatives," that term suggests self-reliance, hard work, and personal responsibility. Not welfare and EI scams.

>>68051301
They're the biggest socialist in Canada and outside their downtowns being a bit older, they're exactly the same as the rest of Canada.

>>68049784
My university has a newfie club. 5th biggest diaspora club

>>68051063
Yukon is 70% white, NWT is 44% white.

>>68051257
NL isn't part of the Maritimes you stupid fucking dinkus.

Anyways, RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>68050584
Your fault btw. You're his deadbeat dad that starved him as a child.

>>68051773
I mostly meant linguistically, but NWT and Yukon are principally settler territories. Nunavut is native Inuits.

>>68049784
Doesn't Quebec receive the most equalization payments of all the provinces?

Confederation was a mistake.

>>68051890
>your
I'm not English, I come from a meatshield factory too.

>>68052092
Hopefully Scotland.

>>68052092
Scots were the true Imperialists of the British Empire. England was the vehicle, Scotland was behind the wheel, and the colonies were the pedestrians.

Demented Scotch bastards.

>>68052163
>>68052236
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

There are at least 2 other meatshield factories in the UK. Fucking take a guess shitheads.

>>68052295
Cornwall?

>>68052295
Shetland?

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>>68052332

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>tfw we'd be an American state right now if it wasn't for the fucking Leafs

>>68049784
isn't newfoundland where trailer park boys takes place though?

>>68053380
No that's Nova Scotia.

>>68053340
WE WUZ YANKS N SHIT
DAS RITE

>>68049784

The exact placement of the word "newfoundland" in this graphic is misleading and regrettable.

>>68053436
It's DAS ROYT, Pajeet

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>>68049784
>be newfoundland
>have successful fishing economy for 450 years
>join canada
>the feds tear away at international fishing restrictions in the grand banks
>the feds muzzle scientists who tell them that the waters are getting fished too much
>the entire fishery goes bottoms up within 30 years of joining canada
>after destroying newfoundland's economy, they complain about newfies wanting handouts from the federal government
mainlanders
not even once

>>68053610
>Feds
I'm going to assume you're not aware of how much your provincial leaders did in that regard.

>>68053671
the provincial government might have sold us out to the federal government but the feds were responsible for a lot

also fuck joey smallwood

>>68049834
You can't kick out a province

>>68053741
You guys were beta test Albertans. Down to the burying your head in the sand when scientist told your blue collar workers that what they were doing might be environmentally destructive and when economist told you to diversify your income but you decided to say fuck that noise instead.

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>>68053340
>Greg Malone is a serious authority on history

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>>68049784
I thought that was quebec. Except they want to move out of the house while still sucking money from you.

>>68053883
quebec is richer than other canadian provinces though?

>>68053610
WE

>>68054322
They have plenty of money, but their provincial government still spends beyond it's means and the rest of the country ends up bailing them out. The feds are afraid to tell them to fuck off because they don't want to deal with another separatist movement.

>>68049834
I would adore for that entire half of the country to fuck off somewhere else.

>>68049784
>By the way, we're keeping Labrador

nfld is great compared to that shithole

>>68054322
>quebec is richer than other canadian provinces though?

That is objectively untrue. Quebec's GDP per capita and average weekly earnings are both the tenth highest of the thirteen provinces and territories of Canada. Only the Martime provinces do worse. Quebec also has a much higher cost of living than the Maritime provinces, meaning that comparatively speaking they are even poorer.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economic_Union_Party

>They proposed to revive the Newfoundland economy through free trade and a customs union with the United States.

>>68049784
>By the way, we're keeping Labrador.

>u guise can keep the based island, but we're gonna take literally the worst natives ever (google davis inlet) and energy projects that ended up not happening because shitty natives

>>68055488
exactly labrador is home to most uncivilsed in Canada.

I know a Man from St. John's and he is the most annoying, harcore socialist I have ever met. And I have been to San Francisco.

>>68056169
keep him and his wrong opinions pls

>>68056169
What are his initials? I probably know him.

>>68056418
TM

>>68056448
No, don't know him.

I run in a circle of musicians, actors, etc, most of whom are left leaning. Only a handful of them are obnoxious socialists though, the rest are alright. Pls don't judge us all. You'd probably love the baymen.

>>68056540
That's just it. He is a musician, a very good guitar player.
Nah, Canadian's are cool. One bad apple doesn't spoil the lot for me.
>Baymen?

>>68056653
In Newfoundland you're either from St. John's and surrounding area (townie) or you're from one of the thousands of towns scattered along the coast (bayman). Townies tend to be more liberal, uppity, etc.

Someone post a vocaroo with their qt newfie accent pls. :3

>>68056848
Gotcha. Thanks

>>68057076
It's 2am here, so no.

>>68057251
How is it out there?
I hear it's really comfy and you don't lock your doors.

>>68057355
Pretty comfy, despite the shit weather. I lock my doors, and so does everyone else i know. Can't be too careful. Lots of skeets around.

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