>tfw you'll never get to experience a white american

>white american

Meh we have the same shit, but without the americans

>>68009374
>white american
Rarer than smart Australians

>>68009374
Drop the american part and we're set. Comfier with sligjtly less mindless consumerism and much more sweet melancholy

>>68009599
>>68009374
Also that looks pretty shitty food for christmas. White bread? Bacon? What?

>>68009394
>"white" Christmas refers to a comfy, snowy Christmas

>>68009698
Do you not do Christmas brunches?

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>>68009394
>>68009473
>these autists don't know what white Christmas is

>>68009698
kek
looks like a christmas breakfast

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>>68010061
>"celebrating" "christmas" in winter

>he doesn't spend his christmas eating grilled lamb and swiming in the pool on a nice warm december noon

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>>68010131
>Poles don't eat breakfast on Christmas

>>68010138
santa was born in winter

>>68010131
>>68009892
Christmas brunch usually consists partially of Cristmas leftovers from the Eve, so expect proper season food, not a fucking Full Monty.

>>68010222
we don't drink champagne to our breakfast
nor do we light the candles

>>68009374
>white
>american

>>68010222
>waking early enough for breakfast on Cristmas day

Wageslave mentality right there, lads.

>white American
no such thing

>>68010318
>champagne
Pobably some shitty sparkling wine.

>>68009374
>anything but a white Christmas
>Living somewhere where it doesn't snow until January
Bad.

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>>68010363
>>68010383
>They still think white is in reference to the people and not the weather.
You can't make this shit up.

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>not having a Christmas barbecue

Degenerates, the lot of you

test

>>68010610
chile is white btw

i wish we were catholics or protestants so we could have a normal christmas like americans

Our christmasses are the best desu, everyone else's seem a bit half arsed

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>>68010587
haha
I really like this stock image guy in particular.

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>tfw no gf to celebrate Christmas with while racing down the touge in my shitbox

>>68009374
I don't think Jesus would approve of that

>>68011186
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>>68009427

>>68011186
>>68011250
>Implying Jesus won't take the wheel