So, there is this thing in Norway called russ or something. All

WTF? I love Norway now

I wanna be a refugee...

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>>67990219
>All the girls are competing to see how many refugees they can fuck.

I want to be a refugee

>>67990219
>no source
>guaranteed (You) material
Sage

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Russ is the epitome og degeneracy, and I still failed to get laid during the russ celebrations.
My m8 was literally dragged into a bush and got a blowjob from some girl he'd never seen before.

>>67990219
Time to run to Norway

>>67990219
>>67990703
>Norwegian degeneration

>>67990684
well obviously it's not about the refugees, it's just a school tradition
but it's true that girls are very much down to fuck during russ parties

>>67990703
Perhaps you didn't drink enough ?

>>67990870
How i can get to this russ parties?

>>67990889
live in russia xD

# of Muslims in Poland: Zero
# of Polish women who've fucked Muslims: Zero

>>67990935
Sure thing.

Just don't cry when you find out the truth.

I remember my time as russ. Only time i banged 2 girls at once, and a third afterward. Good times

>>67990935
You guys literally have a native ethnic group of Muslims you dumb cunt.

>>67990935
Poland is poor. No shit refugees don't want to move there.

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>tfw not Norwegian
Then again, considering how autistic I during that age I very likely wouldn't have gotten laid, instead choosing to play video games on my own.

Nothing has changed from those times.

>>67990703
>>67990870
>>67990969
Is this some sort of pagan thing?

>>67990219
>>67990703
>>67990870
>>67990969
you need Jesus

>>67990889
Be a norwegian high scool student.

>>67991176
I was wondering the same thing myself. Some rudiment of a pre-Christian fertility festival?

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>>67990703
>>67990870
I hate norway so much

>>67991176
It's not as old as pagan times, started in the early 1900s with students celebrating the end of gymnasium.

>>67991176
>>67991218
No, final celebration that you're an adult. So live life because tomorrow you're a cog in the machine is the idea. Like that amish coming of age stuff without the religious overtone

>>67991218
it's just Breivik not having finished the job yet desu

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Meanwhile our chaste, churchgoing Catholic girls will each have 6 kids who will then populate the lands in the east as we build a new P-L Commonwealth and free Europe from kebab just like our illustrious forebearers in 1683.

holy shit how exactly are these parties?

I wanna feel bad for missing on teenage sex right now

>>67990889
I can sell you some old, pretty much unused pants. I didn't do anything during the russetid because of social autism, but I bought all the required stuff.

Ok. First you get your vaccines in order. You don't want to have bacterial meningitis after this ordeal. Hepatitis isn't common here, but you can never be too safe, am I right? So anyway. You come to Norway at the beginning of May. You put take my old pants, you scratch off the year, because it would reveal your old age. Then you go to a russefest. You can sneak into Tryvann pretty easily, I think. I know people who did. And I also saw some really old people taking the subway up there, so it's definitely possible. And there are other parties pretty much everywhere during the russetid, so you'll probably find something.

Once you're there, you dance like a retard and drink lots of alcohol, smoke lots of cigarettes and weed, take some MDMA, etc. all that stuff normies do. And then you just go about as you normally would in order to get laid. The procedure is probably the same as in other places, but it's easy mode out there, I'm assuming. I don't actually know, though.

>>67991453
1.2 kids*

>>67991453
deluded motherfucker

why are you writing cuckold fantasy on /int/? Please go back to fanfiction.net or whatever.

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>>67991453
Meanwhile in real life Poland...

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>>67990935

>>67991542
>mfw 18 and virgin and missed out a lot
>mfw doing all these normie-like and still none of that teenage fantasy

where do i meet cool people? smoking dope in park in getting old and frat parties are not fun

>>67991815
KUUUUURRWAAAA

>>67991453
After which you get conquered and partitioned by Russia for another 150 years.

>>67991902
I go to college parties every hour dude

we're just aspies

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>>67990219
Why does the girl on the right have her tits censored; she's covering her nipples

>>67991453
Are all polish girls downies?

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>>67992204
>>67991453
Makeup and Photoshop are wondrous things.

>>67990219
Visiting Norway during RUSS ? noone?

>>67992363
Pure chaste Catholic girls my butt. 90% of them are whores like the girl in that pic who want to live in Western Europe and spend all of their husbands money on clothing and shoes and have no ability to cook, clean, or take care of kids at all.

Yeah fuck all the retarded patriots like >>67991453 who have a cum-covered portraits of Jan Sobeski and Jan Paweł II on their wall and think this craphole has any bright future ahead.

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>>67990935
t. underage retard

>>67991453
>all these people responding seriously
this is reverse altbait
not bad

>>67991453
he he he

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=estP3sQ92CQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmcjD9HVxcM

>>67990969
Normie ree

Why scandis behave so retarded? what the fuck is their problem exactly? why they search problems and want to be involved in shit? why they put multiculturalism and feminism on their country for no reasons?

>>67990935
Isn't Poland the country that sends its models to Saudi Arabia to be shat on by arabs?

>>67996506
white people gotta pay for what they've done to minorities for centuries

>>67996723
but scandis dindu nuffin.

Can i apply for refugee status on the basis that i never get laid and if i continue to live in this country ill die a sexless loser?

>>67996568
I forgot the link but I loved seeing how those women got big diarrhea squirted on their faces shamelessly for $.
Polish women truly are degenerate whores.

>>67990219
Doesn't Russ exist in similar traditions in other nordic nations?

And I don't believe the refugee aspect for a second.

>>67991902
You aren't missing anything

>>67997327
>Doesn't Russ exist in similar traditions in other nordic nations?

No, only in Norway. The most similar thing to compare it with are american spring break college party