>be American >enroll in University >$50,000 per year

>pay $20,000 for a ride 5km up the road to the Hospital

You forgot the $10,000 tip for the paramedics plus the compensation you have to pay them after they sue you for psychological trauma

>>67987691
AMEEEEERICAAAN
DREEEEEAAAAAM

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>>67987778
Not before your family sues them back saying that you're Jehovas witness and that any medical intervention is a direct spawn from Satan

HOWLING

>>67987806
O SAY CAN YOU SEE

>>67987845
LIKE A LEAF FLYING IN THE WIND

>>67987867
BY THE MARTS EARLY SHART

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>>67987778
>they sue you for psychological trauma
that is brilliant!

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>>67987902

>be american
>get shot

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>>67987902

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>>67987902

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In the Netherlands, for a mere 20 bucks you can get a Dutch fuck

In the USA, for a mere 20 bucks + tip, you can buy a box of ammo and shoot up a school

>>67987902
ON THE SHORE DIMLY SEEN THROUGH THE MISTS OF THE FAT

top banter lads

will unitedstatians ever recover?

>>67988040
This is the difference between a civilized country and barbarians to be desu

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>>67987691
HEhehehe

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>>67988040
Well at least a box is involved in both cases

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>mass shooting in usa
>police department confiscates the school building because it was used in the crime
>sells it
>buys more guns

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>>67987902

>>67987691
>$50,000 per year + tip

and still missing out on all the marxist propaganda, what a shame

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>>67988378
>>67988378

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>>67988040
Both lead to banging bitches

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>>67988755
The shart entered the mart, you sharnt not pass

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>>67988861
noice

>>67987902
AND THE SHART-SPANGLED BANNER
IN TRIUMPH SHALL WAVE

FOR THE LAAAAAAAND OF THE FREEEE
WHERE GOING TO SCHOOL LEADS TO YOUR GRAAAVE

AND THE FECES BROWN SMEAR
THE SHARTS FOULING THE AIR

AND THIS BE OUR MOTTO: "GET SHOT IS OUR TRUST"
AND THE SHART-SPANGLED BANNER IN BANTER SHALL WAVE

>>67987691

Gotta hand it to you OP

One of the best burger bash bant threads I've seen in awhile.

PRAISE THE BURGER THAT HATH MADE AND PRESERVED US A NATION!
THEN SHART WE MUST, WHEN OUR MART IT IS JUST

toasting in an epic bread xD

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>A
>FUCKING
>KITCHEN
>KNIFE

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TAKE AWAY THEIR GUNS

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>>67987902
AHAHAH

>>67987691
Was a mass stabbing. Not a shooting my dumbfuck austard friend.

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>>67990823
You really think that'll stop us?

>>67987691
finally something fresh
[spoiler]and funny[/spoiler]

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>>67987691
got me there

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>>67987691
DO
NOT
BULLY

Why are Americans so violent? This never happens in nexico

>>67987691

Very good post.

>>67992495

Nahh, those cartels just roll into town and hug everyone.

>>67988269
Only civilized countries have schools to shoot up tho.

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>>67987902

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>>67987902

inb4 janny delets this thread in his butthurt

>>67987902
kek

>>67987691
>arrive for your first day of University
>on November 28th
What took you so long Ausfriend? Are you attending classes online?

>>67987691
>enroll in University
L.M.A.O. those are just tourist traps

real americans learn a trade that'll be automatized or outsourced in 5-10 years

>>67988861
kek

>>67988040
Just wanked to this video, thank you lad.

why does everyone bully yanks so much

>>67988861
hehe

>>67988040
why is she so fat

>>67995354
jealousy

>>67995465
She is a single Mum on welfare

>>67995308
Is it a good video?
About to fire up the wank station myself haha

>>67995354
Very very easy target.

>>67995598
I like it but I love filthy dumfy looking slags that know how worthless they are.

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>this thread

is this irony or are you all as mentally proficient as literal 13 year olds?

>>67995808
*tips your for being right*

>>67995714
kek fuck off

>>67995354
The vast majority of gringos have very thin skin

And their only comeback is >>67995518

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>>67995714
Thanks lad
Gonna roll a cheeky single skinner first

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>$50,000 per year + tip

The tip of their dick, I presume?

>tfw enrolled in an American university
>tfw $30,000 per year + books and first class healthcare

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>>67987902

>>67996161
Stfu you're not even a country

>>67987691
>be non American
>live in irrelevant shithole third world country

Lmfao 2 TIME WORLD WAR CHAMPS

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>>67996656
>Americans think they single-handedly won WWII

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>>67988861

>>67996712
We did.

>Be non American
>Study American History
>Speak American

kek fucking cucks AMERICAN'D

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>>67996832
>be American
>be typically delusional about history and the world
>implying WWII was about America

>>67996887
>Implying

I could live the rest of my life without learning a single thing from other countries, and Id still live a better life than most. The US is the only relevant country. :^)

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>>67996989
>and Id still live a better life than most
>having shitty flourine mixed tap water, bad internet because ISP companies are all owned and monopolizied by a single large corpration, bad thirld world tier infrastructure outside of major cities, high homicide rate, high living expense, high unemployment rate, high domestic debt and a large amount of niggers is considered a "better life" in the US of A

>>67997182
Holy shit, not a single fucking thing you said was true.

It sounds like youre a little jealous, though. All that anger? Jeez, I can only assume all the stress your shitty country puts you through.

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>>67997515
You know, someday that arrogance will lead to your downfall.
Soon enough we'll see

>>67997582
He's just trolling you

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>>67997643
A-and I was reverse trolling him

>>67997582
>hes a weeb
Kek

>>67997643
le successful trol XD

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>>67987691
>Be American
>Put water on cereals instead of milk

Why do u guys do this?

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>>67987902

>>67997903
That's not true,who told you this?

>>67998110
Trump said on CNN he likes his corn flakes with water

>>67998243
Fake news

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>>67998286
esplain

g-guys pls stop....

>>67998374
To cool down the cereal

>>67998509
>cool down

Do Americans boil their cereal?

>>67998704
Yeah, don't tell me you eat it cold like third worlders?

>>67987902
holy shit

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>>67987902