Post yfw americans actually believe the """"""""""""""Belgium""""""""""""""

haha what a bunch of dumb fatsos, right?

What the hell is your problem, Netherlands?

>>67987556
True, there is no such thing as Belgium, it died thousands years ago.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgae

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>"belgium"

>>67989258
Belgae became part of the Franks
50% of the people here have brown hair btw

>>67987556
dickhead

>>67991124
>Belgae became part of the Franks
Why aren't fusioning then, mommy miss you Belgium.

>>67991285
holland has more franks than france 2bh

>>67991285
But you are Gauls who LARP as Franks?

Dutch are Friso-Saxon scum who hold part of our clay hostage, but Belgium is 100% Frankish.

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pic related, also Charlemagne was Belgian

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>>67991383
I already refuted this heretic opinion there >>67977244

I shall also add that the Franks described themselves as Catholic pure of any heresies, with your calvinism, you do not fit religiously speaking.

>>67991565
>implying austrasia doesn't stretch into the netherlands
>implying we don't have 2.5 catholic provinces
>implying post volkswanderung migration didn't exist in the low countries.

>>67991565
by the way, 775 is centuries after a) the baptism of the franks and b) the celtic assimilation into frankish culture in France and Belgium. "Frankish" wasn't *really* an ethnographic term anymore after +/-450, but rather a cultural one

>reminder Lelgium is a state, not a nation

>reminder their police force is either the most corrupt or the most incompetent

>>67992061
>Argentina

kek

>>67992406
>lelgium
>the country with the sex trade
>the small country with the separatist movements
>the small country with the corrupt politicians

The only thing you guys have going for you is beer, or are you going to try and tell me your police force is good and competent?

please do not bully belgium

belgian here, can confirm it's pretty shit on a lot of fronts but all in all a nice place.

what I don't understand is the totally misplaced national pride, wtf are you proud of

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>>67991395
Neustria was stable and didn't change much, while Austrasia didn't have fixed borders, and changed according to the times (pic related)
>>67991477
Nice try but he was Frank, Belgian ethnicity(like the Gaullish ethnicity) died a long time ago, you should embrace your true Frankish origin and destroy this disgraceful false ethnicity created purely on a civic basis to allow shitskins to fit in.

>>67991705
>Austrasia
No fixed border


Sometimes Austrasia mean more or less Eastern France and Belgium, another times it mean Hungary, Austria and so on.
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>>67991991
On a purely an ethnic basis Eastern Franks are the Belgians and the Southern Dutch. but Austrasia do not have fixed borders unlike Neustria.


>>67991991
It"s not cultural, if it was our ancestors would not have been called Franks since they didn't speak a germanic language and followed the Roman Culture, same goes for the Frankish Crusaders who followed the Arabic-Levantine Culture and spoke romance if it was cultural identity they would not have been called Franks but Romans or Arabs. Anyway, can you describe this so called "Frankish" culture ?