>Australia lost the emu war Don't tell me you fell for

Emu War was a stalemate
Australia maintained its territory but Emus did keep their conquered territory, no one particularly won.

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Secret war crimes, perhaps?

>>67978777
And also an unfree shithole.

>>67978777
>wrestle crocodiles everyday
Oi, you reminded me,
what are some other Aussie films like Black Water? That shit was fucking great!
Already watched Razorback by the way, so seen that. I imagine Dicko and Barry behind most shitposts.

>>67981135
Wake in fright

>>67978777
>maximum damage control

>>67978777
I wouldn't get too full of myself just yet Jarra, the war was a long time ago and they've been focused on defense ever since. You ain't never shit your trousers like you will when you see the full force of emu mounted ostrich muslims heading your way.

comfort emus were paid prostitutes

Emus did a lot of abuses in australian villages, including rapes, I think they owe Aussies reparations for their war crimes.

If you say so pal

>>67981135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xulXFB3-A3c

>The script for Night of the Lepus was based on Australian author Russell Braddon's 1964 science fiction novel The Year of the Angry Rabbit

>>67978777
Australians are not funny. FUCK Australia.

why does this sound like a chink trying really hard
>>67981499
>a leaf behind every unfunny shitpost

>>67981529
YOU'RE NOT FUNNY

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>>67981398
m8 my mom was a cassowary
delet this