>Be American
>Yuros whine about the fact I go to their countries and only speak English
>Attempt to learn their language
>They whine about that and refuse to speak to me in anything but English
You can't make this shit up. The kicker is that 9 times out of 10, their English is barely intelligible.
>>67963028
>Attempt to learn their language
>They whine about that
I doubt any European would be mean to you just because you're trying to learn their language. I'd say most of them would be overjoyed to hear that.
Except the French, but they're cunts.
What language did you learn?
ITT something that never happened.
>>67963173
Germans too
Nothing better than having your accent in a foreign language be made fun of by somebody that sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger speaking yours
>>67963643
Arnold Schwarzenegger is Austrian you idjit.
British """""education""""""
>>67963856
interesting
>>67963856
maybe I would care if they stopped bullying me
>>67963923
Have you tried not shitting in their pools and later not puking in their chimney?
>>67963028
That only happens in france
Have you considered that we don't want you here?
>>67964434
No, I have not, I'll try that next time
thank you for teaching me how to make friends, Hungary
>>67964434
>Have you tried not shitting in their pools and later not puking in their chimney?
Fantastic idea desu
>>67964907
>>67965089
You're quite welcome.
Now, here's an educational video on how to NEVER, EVER behave when you're traveling abroad. Remember that it is possible to break harmful stereotypes involving Brits and British tourists, as long as you're mindful of your behavior, and act like civilized Europeans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7zvPg3cTok
>>67963028
just speak english and tell them to fuck off if they whine