/med/ general

That feel when hungry

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secondo per padania bianca e cristiana

Third for high quality olive oil

>>67953427
I'm hungry too

>>67953483
isn't that tunisia

>>67953504
Moroccan olive oil > Tunisian olive oil

tunisian olive oil is a meme

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>>67953260

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>tfw too apathetic to do anything

>>67953575
italian olive oil >>>>>>>>>> african tree piss

these generals will never work
stop trying

>>67953260
>italy
>med

we are central europeans

>>67953635
shutup and bring the salsa greece

>>67953635
what's the name of the greek general? i forgot

>>67953634
You're right

Argan masterrace

>>67953440
> t. Alberto Barbozzi, proud Juventus fan and Lega Nord voter
> let's go get naked and dance around a river, lads, since we was Celts and shit

>>67953635
If you start so negatively, that's sure it will not help

>>67953711
/hell/

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>Men in 1916
"Empty your rifles of rounds and fix bayonets. When you hear the whistle, climb over the trench and charge the Krauts' positions!"

>Boys in 2016
"Wah! I'm depressed! There're no jobs in this city, I'm forced to live with my parents, and all the women only date black guys!"

>>67953779
>start
people have been going at this autistic idea for a long time and each time it failed
what makes you think it won't fail now?

Hi

>>67953812
>what makes you think it won't fail now?
>Hope.
Also love and magic.

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>tfw you didn't do anything remotely useful this month

>>67953894
>Hope.
>Also love and magic
absolute memes
stop living in fantasyland Pierre Mohammedeaux

tfw your country is the only unstable one in the med
feelsbadman


well not counting syria

>>67953843
Hi

>>67953957
And Lebanon, Israel, palestine and turkey

>>67954027
lebanon and palestine ok
but israel and turkey are stable

>>67954027
Im pretty sure Turkey, Israel and Lebanon are 10 times more stable compared to Libya.

>>67954063
>Burningsreal and kurd ridden coup striken turkey

>>67954069
Still pretty unstable tbqh

>>67954119
Hot

>>67953938
>stop living in fantasyland
But It's the only thing that keep me alive. Fleeing reality.

>>67954069
ah lebanon is as bad as libya mate

>>67954119
>rainbows make me a girl!
1/10 barely tried

>>67953786
>all the women only date black guys
This is exclusive to white countries. Really makes you think

>>67953744
A lot of juve fans come from the south

>>67954150
>But It's the only thing that keep me alive
life is a meme
kys

>>67954193
>gender=sex

hello Middle Ages, how are the Crusades going?

>>67954152
I don't know about it. Quick recap if possible

>>67954299
>miltiias stronger than the govt
>sectarian conflict
>identity issue
>isis

>>67953744
WE IZ KELTS, WE WUZ ROLLIN IN DA MUD WHEN DA SHITSKIN ROMANZ WUZ WRITIN POETRY N SHIEEET

kill yourselves

>>67954299
Lebanon is a gorillion sectarian microstates

>>67954152
>ah lebanon is as bad as libya mate
hahahaha, whatever makes you sleep at night

>>67954335
>>67954395
afaik it stopped nowadays and all playing nice guy around "kind hearted king and queen". am i being memed?

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>>67954283
Don't tempt me.

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>>67954366
>just when you think having a leaf on a flag is the stupidest idea ever, here it comes a whole fucking tree

>>67954447
Yup

Only christian frenchizised parts are livable

>>67954483
mathar fanculo

>>67954257
I like living in a lie.

>>67954483
FUCK YOU CEDARS ARE COOL

>>67954496
>Only christian frenchizised parts are livable
>>67954496
That's a sack of bullshit if I've ever seen one.
Stop spreading false information you faggot.

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>>67954119
>they are queers itt

>>67954540
ok dear lebanon. You explain us the situation. Im curious

>>67954590
Says you, you disgusting fag.

>>67954540
Ok :c

>>67954229
You don't realize it because Egypt's already black

>>67954539
This.
If I had to choose one tree tu put on my flag I choose this one.

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>>67954618
>coming from lebanon

>>67954610
The Christian dominated/controlled areas have a higher standard of living, sure, but they're definietly not the only livable parts here.
Even the southern suberbs of Beirut are perfectly normal. The only shitty parts are camps where poorfags, syrians and palis reside. As for the political situation, yes, it's a shitfest but It's working out one step at a time. Especially now that we finally have a president after 3 years of vacancy

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>>67954741
t. roleplaying monafaggot or whatever

>>67954590
cute boys need penetrative love too

>>67954683
Ah, another victim of the American education

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>>67954825
mmmmmh?

>>67954445
you live in beirut?
cuz i'd rather live in sirte than your shitty copy of our tripoli

>>67954751
hey mom i live in the most expensive shithole in the world
please think im cute hurr durr im so french

>>67955097
>desert dweller prefers to live in some desert while calling a coastal city a shithole

hmmmmmm

South coast med > north coast

t. Breadbasket of rome

>>67955203
yeah lebanon is totally so european it has no desert
okay mister white you win
lebanon is so awesome
where else will i go to skii and tan at the same time?

>>67955256
>coastal city = european
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Come on, you're all /med/. Can't you guys get along together?

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>>67954801
pic
>>67954803
No they need to be hanged desu
>>67954934
One foreign dynasty, doesn't count as whole egypt. good argument would be "EGYPT IS IN AFRICA" destroys me every time

>>67955290
and where do you think i live?

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>>67955164
Why so assblasted, Algeria?

>>67955323
in some desert called sirte to be quite honest with you familia

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>>67955301
>Mena

>Get along

We get in wars just for the lulz goddamit

>>67955426
hey mom look at me posting some shitty graphic from wikileldia in french
please think im cute hurr durr im so french

>>67955426
Meh, just banter.

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>>67955376
sirte is on the coast familia
as i said you're wow so white and awesome
wow where else will i find such amazing sights such as pic related

>>67954825
NIGGA DON'T KNOW 'BOUT MUH 25TH DYNASTY

>>67955484
t. Pierre mustapha kamal le libanais

>>67955505

Whatever makes it easier to sleep at night while ISIS bombs your city, lad

>>67955484
Yeah but he's from Morocco, so maybe he just speak french very well. It's nice from him to send me a pic in french though.

>>67955577
sure thing
be sure to write lebanon stronk on the lira when you pay your 1000,000,000 rent for this month

>>67955636
>~$600 is "expensive" in libya

hmm

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>/med/
>actually just /mena/ with some americans and frogs
Uhhm...

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FRANCE bleas mage your gids behave, dangs

>>67954751
Lol so the majority of lebanon is barely livable and to live in the good areas you have to make a fortune
Wow way to tell them you shiite cunt

>>67955708
is european med, dare I say, the true med?

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>>67955708
There's something wrong with that picture

>>67955708
>britain
>med

mm and Lebanese people are phoenician

>>67954366
I want fug your woman

>>67955682
yeah like hell it's expensive
we live comfy lives paying 350$ a month for rent while the smallest rent in lebanon is around 1000$
for a one bedroom shit apartment

stuff being expensive isn't a good thing btw

>>67955737
>refugee camps
>majority of lebanon

what did he mean by this?

>>67955613
All of your ex-colonies speak french well (except l'indochine maybe)

>>67955708
You get it.

>>67955708
>Romania /med/
>Uk /med/

>>67955708
English is g*rmanic

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>>67955752
fuck you
FUCK YOU
CARTHAGE STRONK

>>67955802
Even the shittiest apartment will cost you a million dollars to buy if its anywhere near a city. Stop lying to yourself
Just because your oh so snuggable teddy bear nasrallah saves your ass doesn't mean the majority of actual lebs have it good too

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>tfw hezbollah is stronger than grande armee
must suck

>>67955815
I heard It's disappearing though...
Do you guys learn it at school or home? I mean, is french a seconde language, like English or Spanish in France, or do you learn it as a native language?

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could this man pass as a local in your country

>>67955901
carthago delenda est

>Med
>Non-Southern Euros

Wew. Also Balkans only allowed until Croatia. Rest can RIP itself.

>>67956080
Be like Scipio. Be a clever Roman.

>>67953957
Are you guys afraid of Haftar? Dude seems like a no-fun version of Gaddafi

>>67956087
Crotia isn't /med/

>>67955914
Don't even live in southern beirut lad. I'm just saying, its not that bad outside of the apartment prices.
I like how you immediately result to religious provacation, I really don't give a shit if you think you share DNA with some jews that lives a gorrilion years ago or if you think that Lebanon only belongs to the Christians. And I wasn't denying it was expensive to buy an apartment, I just simply pointed out that $600 per month is not that expensive

>>67956080
i'm not gonna reply to your barbaric rambling
hmph i'm more civilized than that

>>67956030
>Do you guys learn it at school or home
Depuis la crèche
>is french a seconde language
As used as arabic, if not more

>>67955097
Good old times

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BjoS5tfaDkU

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>the old comfy /med/ will never come back

>>67956126
well not afraid since we know the GNA's army is stronger than his by a lot
it's just
annoying to our government
and we have to play nice with him and give him what he wants
i used to support him against the islamists but ever since he turned against the UN government which is also secular everyone hated him

>>67956139
woah take it easy man
we don't want you cutting yourself and crying for ali

Aren't modern italians descendants of the barbarians that killed rome?

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>>67956284
Meh, I miss the /latin/ threads.

>>67956305
You sure showed me

Damn how will I ever recover from this :( ;___;7

>>67956139
$600 isn't even minimum wage asshat
You're either a shia living in the deep south where everything comes easy or your dad works in the UAE making mad oil money
I'm telling you most lebs don't have what you have and stop speaking as if you know what this country is about
People here literally suck your cock if you have a foreign passport because they want a way out of the despair that is living here and hardly being able to afford food
>the 1% of lebanon wants to speak out for the rest
topkek m8

>>67956246
Ok, merci pour ta réponse.

>>67956259
would've been better if mussolini wasn't retarded and went his own way rather than listen to hitler

>>67956316
are morroccans spaniards or french?

>>67956336
well, in /latin/ we wouldn't have ali baba and the forty thieves (aka /mena/ guys), but we would have to suffer the presence of annoying frogs

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>>67956190
I miss you as colony

>>67956305
What about the Tuareg? Are they also a problem for the government?

>>67956373
I'm pretty sure they're mostly Morrocans

>>67956373
More french than spanish

We cook paellas and bastillas and dance flamingo too

>>67956336
First /med/ threads >>>>>> any /latin/ or /romance/ thread

>>67956343
you know when 20k of your people live in wartorn libya
it's time to realize your country really is shit

>>67956316
Only in some northern regions. Most of us are still the offsprings of the latino-etruscan-greek mutts who made most of the Roman population. Oh i forgot amazigh and arab admisture in the deep south

>>67956487
And 120k french live here
Doesn't mean tbqh

>>67956487
>when the population of lebanese outside lebanon is 5x the actual population of lebanese within the country

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>>67956443
pic related

>>67956444
they always were a problem even to gaddafi
they're just annoying hit and run bandits in fezzan that even gaddafi didn't know how to deal with
they're not being a threat

>>67956559
i mean morroco isnt wartorn

>>67956351
>$600 isn't even minimum wage asshat
For the price of rent you dum dum
Also I live in Jnah and my father works in Sweden doing nothing but shooing flies away. I never really said that I'm well off or the people themselves are well off, I just said that things aren't as bad as favela tier as that libyan was making it out to seem. Stop jumping to conclusions, I never said the people themselves are well off. I only said that the christians have a higher standard of living and that even shia areas are livable.
>>the 1% of lebanon wants to speak out for the rest
We're barely even middleclass. Why do you want to show foreigners weakness? Do you enjoy being called a cuck and having our sisters called whores constantly? Do you really want to add oil to that fire? Show some fucking pride, you're on a cantonese cartoons forum, if you want to complain then do it on fagbook

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>these guys come up to you and call your olive oil a shit

what do you do?

>>67956687
>$600 isn't even minimum wage asshat
>For the price of rent you dum dum
what they mean it's not to survive on
you cant afford rent if your wage is less than the rent

~kind regards
the punes

>>67956701
fuck their asses up, meds will never be cucks.

>>67956675
Trve

>>67956372
Yeah he was totally retarded in warfare. We had very outdated weapons and little foreign aid after etiopian conquest. Btw i've read that The Council of The Tribe Chiefs of Lybia gave him the title of ''sword of the Islam'' and he promoted muslim integration into our society. That's hironic because nowadays almost alla of the fascist supporters are anti islam

>>67956617
>Battles from war they lost

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>>67956803
>>67956701
this
carthago shall prevail

>>67956701
Allahu Akbar the

>>67956859
yeah at first he enjoyed some support
but he lost it all when he published his manifesto of race and starting treating non italians like shit
and forgot about integration and only wanted italians there

>>67956879
romans used hacks 2bh

>>67956687
I ain't complaining but this country obviously has issues when engineers working in beirut can hardly afford to live there topkek
Also if minimum wage is lower than $600 then how do you expect to pay the rent my good sir?
>works in sweden
of course a euro wage is going to be more than good enough to afford a decent living for your family m8, I'm talking about the majority of lebs that dont have that option because they are dirt poor and unemployment is through the roof
I love lebanon and this country is great but it has problems that our government won't acknowledge as long as they make money off foreign lebs who are naive to this
>that even shia areas are livable
nani? shia areas are only bad in beirut
desu I think people like you who keep ranting that lebanon is doing ok need to wake the fuck up
the people are way too scared to even overthrow their useless government and just live with the constant abuse of being the scapegoats of a bunch of religious factions

How difficult would it be for an American to get a hot Arab gf?

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Punic_War

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Punic_War

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_Punic_War

>be punics
>be defending
>get help from spain
>get conquered
>be rich as hell
kek

>>67956978
>I love lebanon and this country is great but it has problems that our government won't acknowledge as long as they make money off foreign lebs who are naive to this

this
i think lebs are great and are a smart people and the country can be good but your govt is shit and you're in no place to say lebanon is good while you have a shit government like that that you keep electing into office every fucking time

i can excuse a country like saudia for not having elections but you do and act retarded

>>67956859
That's because neofascists are even stupider than 1930s fascists.
> no homosexuals
> the man is the head of the family
> women are modest and obedient
> children learn discipline as part of their upbringing
> job security takes precedence over free-trade speculation
> criminals are punished severely
> Communists, atheists, feminists etc must hide underground
> wealth comes from work, not from interest accumulation
Sharia law is exactly what these morons want and they don't even know it.

>>67956978
>when engineers working in beirut can hardly afford to live there
Have you ever thought that maybe there shouldn't be so many engineers and doctors in the first place?
We have 10 doctors for every citizen ffs
>Also if minimum wage is lower than $600 then how do you expect to pay the rent my good sir?
Because there are places cheaper than $600

t. renting out an apartment for $350

>>67957049
romans are barbarians
we just wanted to trade we didnt focus on warfare

roman man be bringing punes down

>>67957181
No offense, but isn't Carthage located in modern Tunisia?

>>67957243
yeah but tripolitania was part of carthage

i'm just memeing with that carthage pride shit tho

>>67957243
the capital was in tunis, but the people were migrants from the levant.

>>67957167
Wow paying $350 made a huge ass difference, now you can finally pay your electric and water bill while eating instant noodles everyday yay!
Also the reason why we have so many engineers and doctors is because literally those are the only jobs that pay anywhere near decent in this country and everywhere else in the world when they finally find a job outside this shithole
Everyone studies those subjects with the major intent of leaving so they can achieve better lives and are willing to sell their kidney to afford going to an alright university

>>67957139
It's really weird 30s fascism wasn't even inherently anti-homosexuality as long as gay people married and had children. I think D'Annunzio actually encouraged men to come out.

Carthaginians were genocided by Rome, only berbers were left in the provinces.

>>67953786
The people in the past had a weird hobby. But they could spend a lot of time on their hobby without having depression although they might have gotten depression by playing war too much.

>>67956990
Just promise you would marry her

>>67957309
Ok, I see.
>>67957347
Yes, I know that, but thanks.

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>>67956701
Pretend like I heard nothing.

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>>67957309
>i'm just memeing with that carthage pride shit tho
you shouldn't

>>67957410
Berbers are actually carthaginians that fled from romans to the mountains.

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>>67956701
Give them gabagool

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>Tfw med is no longet the center of the world

>Tfw it hzs degenerated into a one big beach resort for g*rmans and angl*s

>>67957675
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenician_language
Hannibal was a canaanite from palestine.

>>67957719
>Berbers are actually carthaginians
Well, not sure about this. Massinissa and Numidian people were Berbers, but Carthaginians were a mix between locals and Phoenicians.

>>67957719
berbers are actually natives to north africa.

>>67957675
maybe i should take pride in Septimius Severus

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>>67956701
hit them with my ham leg

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Should i stop embracing my Turkic heritage and go for the Greek/Roman one?

>>67957675
punics were probably ethnically greeks desu.

>>67958003
Yes

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>>67958003
You know what to appropriate mahmud

>>67958082
>ethnically greeks
I doubt it, but they were surely culturally Greeks though

>>67957879
I don't know, only sad part about Hannibal is that he never admitted his defeat against the Roman Empire. Went full butthurt and killed himself instead.

>>67958138
well he killed himself so the romans dont capture him 2bh

>>67958082
what exactly did you base that on?
the greeks never made it to tunisia
tripoli and carthage were founded by the phoenicians and later developed their own culture and became known as punes


maybe you confused the punes with cyrene?


>>67958129
not at all
their culture was based on the phoenicians which also inspired the greeks

>>67958138
He was a fucking great tactician tho, also he had politicals ennemies in Carthage (like Scipion with the Roman senate) who did their best to stop him.
Yes, inside his own city. So he barely got help from Carthage, most of the help he got came from Spain, where his brothers (and his family) were implanted.

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During this time, he lived at the Seleucid court, where he acted as military advisor to Antiochus III the Great in his war against Rome. Antiochus met defeat at the Battle of Magnesia and was forced to accept Rome's terms, and Hannibal fled again, making a stop in the Kingdom of Armenia. His flight ended in the court of Bithynia, where he achieved an outstanding naval victory against a fleet from Pergamon. He was afterwards betrayed to the Romans and committed suicide by poisoning himself.

kill Rome.

>>67958462
wow i never knew that
thanks for the info america san

>>67958394
Spain wanted to kill Rome.

Carthage wanted to kill Rome.

>>67958356
>their culture was based on the phoenicians which also inspired the greeks
Yes, Phoenicians, Egypt and Middle east civs highly influenced Greece, and the west.

But I don't speak about the same period.
During the Second Punic War, Carthagian armies, Hannibal (and his brothers), and Carthage were heavily influenced by the Greek city states. Their army was based on the greeks one.

>>67953260
I guess Libyans have good reason to be depressed.

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Barbarians out

>>67957139
Yeah they're ridiculous. Hard islamic law fit perfectly both for The ideas of your falangistas and our forzanuovisti ... but no they scream ''muh eezlam is enemy of Iurope''

>>67958633
yes despair everywhere
remnants of hopes and dreams
YA ALLAH

>>67958617
hm i suppose so
greek inspired most classical cultures so true

>>67958815
Don't misunderstand me, I would say : Egyptians, Phoenicians, Levant cultures, Babylonians, Persians Heavily influced the Greek early culture.
Basically, the civilisation come from them.

I just say that, in the second punic war, Greeks had develloped their culture and spread it around the Mediterranea.

Especially their political city-state system and their hoplitic way of war.

Carthage, and actually Rome too, were impregnated by it.

>>67959199
yeah i know mate
i was agreeing with you
i actually remembered the hoplite style and felt stupid for saying carthage didnt have greek influence

>>67959290
>i was agreeing with you
Oh, ok.
>felt stupid
You don't have to. I thought you misunderstood me, I didn't get that you were just agreeing...
I'm the guy who should feel stupid. Anyway, It doesn't matter.

hem, who make the best /olive oil/ here tho?

>>67959781
we do
nobody complained yet

je voulais pas casser le thread. Il restes quelqu'un?

>>67958807
islam is intrinsically fascist, it was even praised by nietzsche for his virility and aristocratic outlook

>>67960009
>nobody complained yet
rip the "olive" oil consumers

>>67960017
Oueh

>>67960458
I remember a quote from Hitler saying that if Moors would have won at Poitiers and would have conquered all western/central Europe, it would have been the best option ''cuz Islam would fit well for native germans''

i am greek

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>>67962955

>>67962955
no u celt

No die

>>67966652
We asleep man