/brit/

racists fuck off

plymouth is actually an alright place

janny shan't be pleased

Minorities MUST use other entrance

Watching Casey Neistat

>>67951219
good post

*dies alone*

Business idea all Anglos move to zimbabwe

too many tabs open
need to cull this one
sorry lids

anyone seen my glasses?

>>67951219
DECENT EDITION

we should enforce Apartheid in /brit/
one thread for whites only
the other for wogs and yanks

Na mate colonials can go

>>67951253
White is gay

dislike leaf /brit/ posters ngl

business idea: buy giant buttplugs and stick them up my arse

gf trying to comfort me over text, tried to brush it off like I'm actually fine

don't think she's having it

>>67951334
*looks at this post*
it's above average hmm yes certainly a keeper

>>67951308
haha 2nd from right has weird bent legs like mine

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doin a baklava and shitpost

Went to a science museum thing in Amsterdam and there was a little exhibit with doors that read "WHITES ONLY" and "NON-WHITES ONLY".

Made me chuckle.

Sign up here, make one post get banned within seconds. Makes janny look like a wimp

http://fansonline.net/middlesbrough/mb/index.php

business idea: make crystal meth cool again, then sell it

God exists but he purposefully creates doubt in his existence and never reveals his existence to make sure Heaven doesn't get too overcrowded with believers

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WTF i hate trump now!

business idea: bureaucratic centrism

American cities are really nice

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doing a balaclava and shitpost

>>67951384
why would anybody with a brain make it so that not many people could go to heaven? that's a dick move

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canadians think they're british

canadians think they're better than americans

>>67951392
is this real?

business idea: wear a choker

>>67951212
Okay, thx lad I'll look into your suggestion.

Reckon id be much happier as deano

>>67951370
have eaten so much baklava in my life

consumed 2700 calories today

>>67951416
1 is dubious
2 is true

>>67951414
god isn't a vibrator, he doesn't exist to make you happy

*puts choker on*
*asphyxiates and dies*

>>67951413
>fertilizer

foy

America would be really great if every road weren't a highway that you had to travel down to get anywhere even if you just want to pop to the shop for a can of fanta or whatever

>>67951449
if he didn't want people to be happy he wouldn't have made it so that people can feel happiness

>called a choker
>doesn't choke you

what is this?

>>67951373
gays

>>67951481
that's a man

the fuck are you even supposed to do all day in heaven anyway? its a really flimsy premise when you think about it

>>67951503
black belt in dicksucking

>>67951465
my secret plan

>>67951502
People don't look towards God in times of happiness

need a qt gf to cuddle

>takeaway near me has 24/7 in the name
>Isn't 24/7

Whats the fucking point

>>67951516
shitpost on heavenly /brit/ all day, and there's no janny around

>>67951516
worship god i thnk

>>67951541
tricks

>>67951502
ah yes, he should have just created a race of eternal smackheads
pleasure is not purpose
>>67951516
heem unbelievers

>>67951516
good post by an enlightened mick
very good
move to NI and let the union in

>>67951516
whatever you want as long as it isn't sinful i assume

>>67951516
I think "place in the clouds with angels" is a metaphor tbqh

Heaven is likely whatever you want it to be

If you want heaven to be a sinful place, you're likely not going to go to heaven

Must be boring, whatever it is

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1. your country
2. how is the gf situation in your country

1. canada
2. NOT good

>>67951516
It's like being a NEET but with unlimited power

*pays the canadian to fuck off*

>>67951495
all that would be needed is better urban planning, but its too late for that now.

some cities are very comfy in terms of walk-ability and having stuff close by

when I lived in Toronto I had a market, a small 24h shop, a pub, several restaurants, a park, and a coffeshop all right on my street.

>>67951580
might fuck a tranny 2bh

>>67951448
good post

t. quebec

so for men i imagine heaven involves sex all day with attractive women

but how do women imagine it

>>67951570
>pleasure is not purpose
yeah it is and you have no way of proving me otherwise
life is one massive hedonistic orgy and people are driven by their desires such as food, water, sex, love etc, everybody is an animalistic runt who would collapse and die if it weren't for pleasure

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banter

>>67951516
be absorbed back into the being of Brahman and infinite bliss of universal consciousness to be reborn again.

>>67951595
maybe if you stopped focusing on us so much you could develop some decent gimmicks

shitting on leafs isnt original or even funny at this point and you do it every thread

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>there are people in this thread who haven't taken the local pill

Woeful

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business idea: invade another country, flood it with british people and then claim it's british because the people there are british

my heaven would be a realm of millions and millions of railways, and every single one is renationalised

>>67951541
>called some Turkish place name
>it's in England

>>67951666
stale idea satan, already did this with like half the world

reminder that if you don't care about municipal politics you're an absolute nonce

>>67951516
You just worship God all day but it feels really awesome so heaven is like being high out of your mind 24/7

>>67951654
tend to my fields, serf

>>67951666
worked for putin

>>67951666
worked for the Texans

>>67951686
ah yes wood green

>>67951656
kek

>>67951666
How long until Britain is no longer British?

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>>67951629
Absolute #Madwoman

>>67951666
worked for Hitler

>>67951686
kebab shops tend to do that
just like sudam restaurants have sudam inspired names

>>67951707
you are stupid

Are the royal family even human?

going to neg an anon

>>67951656
don't understand what this post's about. won't be clicking on the image to find out.

Business idea: shitpost behind a UK proxy
Oh wait...

business idea: make britain to be about british

what's the best shop to do online shopping

>>67951728
She looks slightly inbred

honestly plan on running for office some day. something small like a state senator would be nice but the house would be ideal. i could listen to the people and cast votes for change and compromise

>>67951778
asda, cheapest delivery

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really thinking hard

>>67951778
Amazon

going to poz an anon

>>67951728
Either someone is immensely dedicated to their photshopping gimmick, or that woman does in fact unironically look like that

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>Ahaha Deano m8 you doing alright bud?? you just walked out right in the middle of the most EPIC game of Battlefield 1 bro, u sure you feeling ok mate. here drink some of this tap water, it'll make you feel better while I call me sis, she's a junior doctor and will get you sorted right with all sorts of choice pills bru

business idea: canada invades britain and britain then becomes canada but at the same time canada becomes part of britain again

>>67951728
She looks like she'd give crazy head

>>67951629

Really some great deals in Argos right now. Lots of perfect gifts for that the whole family for Christmas

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>>67951781
Thicc tho

>>67951794
>Basque

What an absolute meme language.
And yet supposedly all Europeans originate from the Basque region? How did this happen?

there is nothing wrong with leasing a car

its like renting a flat, except you have the option of purchasing it at a reduced rate when finished

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>>67951829

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>>67951794
makes me think.....

>>67951666
I really wouldn't care if we gave Northern Ireland back

>>67951829
ahhhhhahahahah what the FUCK is this

might do a post

might not

Feeling existential dread

love how the us just decided to elect russia's candidate

>>67951816
piss off leaf

we could nuke you with trump tweeting live commentary

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which one of these should i read first?

>>67951859
>there is nothing wrong with leasing a car
why not just buy a used car outright?

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>>67951829

>>67951698
you're getting a better angle, maybe you could pretend to be a lord, and the leafs are your peasants

once you've directed the energy of hating canadians into gimmicks, they might actually have (you) potential

godspeed my yank friend

>>67951778
jacamo

>>67951778
lovehoney

>>67951856
"Out of Africa" is a myth

Literally everyone will be a Deano one day. I work in one of the large high street banks and my manager literally earns £22k. £22k as a fucking bank manager. There is no hope for future generations

>>67951827
Good post

>>67951856
no they don't, that was something do with celtics

>>67951859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcw4IqvGfpE

>>67951829
If I was fucked I would

>>67951872
Ah jes

>>67951908
You fucking what m8?

>>67951829
ah yes, by 'thicc' you mean fat cow

>>67951874
Nobody except the Loyalists themselves care.

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>>67951219
reminder that the country closest to being american is canada
seriously, if you dropped a foreigner in either one they could not guess which is which

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>>67951871
>>67951875
>>67951897
>>67951932
>implying you wouldn't

>>67951909
move to the USA

fuck britain give me money lmfao

>>67951893
only ride the tiger is actually worthwhile and is not entirely wank

>>67951914
Oh right, was it that all Celts spread from the Basque region originally? To be fair the Celts covered a pretty hefty portion of Europe for a time.

>>67951908
umm you're actually a pleb

t. geneticist

>>67951893
benoist is the only one there worth anything

>>67951945
No-one needs a reminder, everyone already knows this.

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>"Out of Africa" is a myth

>why not just buy a used car outright?

Wow... so this is the power... of canadian race

>>67951946
felt a little bit of revulsion when I opened this image

>>67951872
aj yes

>>67951893
savitri devi is decent
rest is either utter trash or irrelevant

>>67951982
you'd be surprised at how delusional these leaf posters are

>>67951945
GOOD post
Think we need to just cut ties with Canada entirely, someone needs to work on having dudeweed withdraw them from the Commonwealth because of its colonial imperialist past. He'd eat that shit up

day 5 of no porn

hello DWP

>>67951985
it is
Out of India is more accurate.

Much prefer cuddling the gf over sex with the gf.

Might need a girl on the side to keep me interested sexually

>>67951829
muh dick

just spent 30 minutes digging tonsil stones out the back of my mouth

NEED my tonsils out lads I can't deal with this any more

*takes it to the bridge*

>>67951930
blacks evolved separately from all other races

this is why whites and asians are so superior

>>67951964
college degrees don't impress me

how the fuck does alibaba work?

what is this meme propagated that canadians are bad posters

literally do not understand. been on /int/ for something like 3 years and I have never, never seen this

I feel as if this meme is due to the canadian v australian wars of last year and the pathetic comebacks of the canadians

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pooing a doo

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Ah yes

>kebab shop has Istanbul in the name
>It's run by Indians

Hmm

>>67951946
Her face is fucking revolting, m8. Don't project your shit standards onto others.

>asda online shopping
ah yes, everything I bought has been substituted once again
*eats Polish chocolate that tastes like cum and bleach instead of the dairly milk I ordered*
*grimaces*
very impressive

>>67951955
>>67951966
>>67952012
Conflicting opinions here

>>67952061
its since /pol/ got flags and Trudeau got elected, some Canadians post lefty shit on /pol/ and get people riled up.

>>67952095
it would tell me 5 hours 2bh

>>67952061
they're not particularly bad in terms of shitposting. but they have thin skin and get bitter as fuck

>>67952058
ah yes... the anti-intellectualism of yanks i hear so much about

>>67952106
Never once had anything substituted, maybe my supermarket is just better than yours

You northern/Welsh?

Started counting calories, turns out I'm a fat fuck because I eat too much and don't move enough.

The mind boggles.

BUUUUHKAI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXVV1kmP2ZI

Is there anything more obnoxious than yanks and their political vocabulary? Every time I try to use the word neo-liberal around a yank they devolve into an hour long rant about muh arrogant SJW students not knowing I'm talking about an economic ideology.

>>67952153
neo-liberal economics is a meme

>>67952153
Could quite easily floor you

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Taylor MIGHT be in this thread RIGHT NOW

>>67952141
nobel prize is in the post

>>67952112
all three of them are alright and the least wanky
ride the tiger is a bit wanky though if you aren't interested in Hinduism

>>67952141
did the same a while back lad
now i only eat chicken and rice for dinners

make frequent jokes about having a small willy to a girl

now i'm convinced she thinks i've got a whopper

>>67952137
fuck off nerd
*go coal rolling with my homies*

>>67952123
Really wish /pol/ got the meme flags back

>>67952043
same here
I don't not like sex, but sometimes it feels like a chore
I rarely deny her sex if I'm not In the mood, but if I do it puts her in a mood for hours so I just fuck her so she doesn't get moody with me
Really enjoy cuddling though

>>67951946
yes, i would have sex with her

>mouyes

>>67951908
it's literally not, you can buy it on amazon

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Out-Africa-DVD-Meryl-Streep/dp/B00005N53W/ref=sr_1_1?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1480271970&sr=1-1&keywords=out+of+africa

>>67952209
>Really enjoy cuddling though

bender

>>67952138
I think Asda is shit
they always substitute stuff and Tesco and Sainsburys rarely do

>>67952040
umm no it's not

>out of africa theory

hm yes t. professor goldwitz and schomsky. this study has been funded by: soros

The only good online supermarket is Ocado. The rest are pretenders to the crown.

Out of Africa is sort of correct

you had all these independence human-like races all around the place, and then one group from africa migrated to the middle east over many many years and then split off to india/asia and europe

>>67952235
the theory itself is wrong

there's a difference between homo-sapiens originating in Africa and the "out of Africa" theory but apparently both of them have been mushed together now.

cooking up the spaghetti bolognese

>The growth and advancement of technology, particularly the internet, has made us a more interconnected, accessible, and open world
>We use this new age technology to make inane, stupid comments about life, society and more with strangers from our country and from around the world in the hope that one of them replies to us

Hm

>>67952106
>Order some beer
>Gets replaced by non alcoholic beer
>Delivery driver is brown

Think this is what shanias law is

imagine having sex with a beautiful woman

>I don't believe Out of Africa
>Why?
>becuz dat wuld mean we wuz blaks
ah yes

>understandable
>able (to) stand under

So THIS... is the power of the English language...

>>67952288
I was making a joke pham

>>67952311
would be boring

t. personal experience

>people actually take the time out of their day to leave reviews on food items on online grocery shops

>>67952311
*imagines it*

ok, now what?

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>>67952340
>t. personal experience

>>67952306
Ah yes, London

watching fifa 17 videos despite not owning a fifa since 13

>>67952340
oh FUCK OFF ALREADY

>>67952178
One can dream

What did Africans call Africa before white European colonists came and named it Africa?

>>67952268
human remains say otherwise

Out of Africa maintains a pretty late migration up the nile valley area, when evidence points to a much earlier migration out of Ethiopia, into southern Arabia (which was much more lush at the time) and then on into south-central Asia/the bounty that is India and its sprawling riverlands.

>>67952299
It's in our nature. The shitposting Romans inscribed on walls is almost identical to the context you find here.

http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm

>>67952209
denying women sex can be beneficial, i do it to the gf and the next time we bonk she goes all out.

>>67952364
>>67952376
he's right you know

am a bit racist but i have no problem with the out of africa thing desu

Why am I so inept at talking to girls on Tinder

I'm so lonely and fed up lads, I have delusions and speak to myself too haha

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unironically have no co-ordination at all and hopeless at sports because I skipped crawling and went straight to walking as a child

Started Joe owens posting on Reddit, first try got me some downvotes and 5 Reddit (You)s

>>67952277
i too ignore things that don't fit with my ideology

>London
>>>/x/

Hilarious how /pol/tards think they can simply dismiss any argument by highlighting the surname of those who present it.

>>67952398
>confident enough to use Tinder

FONT

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just love this image so much

>>67952340
note the welsh flag. i'll leave you to draw your own conclusions

Ah yes, a general full of qualified anthropologists, very impressive

have a big dick because I skipped walking and went straight to wanking x

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>>67951219
>forgetting to color the Queen's Falkland Islands in a Commonwealth map

>>67952418
t. smith

>>67952384
ROMA
O
M
A

>>67952384
Love reading through stuff like this. It's comforting to know that we shitposting thousands of years ago, and will still be shitposting thousands of years in the future.

post rolling machines

>>67952383
umm lad do you even nile pump? it was 2 waves, the first being almost entirely wiped out by the second

>>67952398
Tinder 'game' is mostly a meme the girl decided if she wanted to shag you or not before you said anything at all

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>>67952298

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>get my shopping delivered by sainsburys
>ordered two tins of tomatoes
>substituted for a slim, petit, redhead gf

i want my fucking san marzano

>>67952433
>going to uni in Wales

>>67952418
t. Moishe Shekelberg McDonough

>>67952431
absolute munter

>>67952384
>The one who buggers a fire burns his penis

howling

anti semitism is disgusting

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>the word "Woman" comes from the Old French word "Wêmégner" (baking) which comes from Latin "Vulmaernia" (to cook)

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ah yes

>>67952433
>welsh flag
Um, /int/ only shows the Union Jack lad, not sure what you're on.

>granny on Off Their Rockers laughing at 21yo virgins
Fuck's sake

My surname is McLean. I dare you to doxx me.

DARE YOU!!!!!

Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

How is it possible that every member of a family is autistic?

https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/802881830886211584

>>67952470
FUCK OFF PARDNER FUCK OFF PARDNER FUCK OFF PARDNER FUCK OFF PARDNER FUCK OFF PARDNER FUCK OFF PARDNER FUCK OFF PARDNER FUCK OFF PARDNER FUCK OFF PARDNER FUCK OFF PARDNER FUCK OFF PARDNER FUCK OFF PARDNER FUCK OFF PARDNER FUCK OFF PARDNER FUCK OFF PARDNER FUCK OFF PARDNER FUCK OFF PARDNER FUCK OFF PARDNER FUCK OFF PARDNER FUCK OFF PARDNER FUCK OFF PARDNER FUCK OFF PARDNER FUCK OFF PARDNER FUCK OFF PARDNER

>>67952189
I think I'll do that, not sure whether to eat just plain rice or if the uncle Ben's flavoured shite is okay.

Also need to stop drinking coke and boozing so much I think.

>petite, redhead gf

so you want to have ginger manlet children

hmm.

>>67952503
Ah yes, this erroneous etymology yet again.

>>67952504
>commonwealthtugal

>>67952469
Sounds like the sad truth

>>67952475
wish sainsburys did that for me :(

>>67952462
I don't believe it was a single wave and evidence doesn't support this since there have been human remains found in China that predate the supposed migration

most likely there were multiple migrations, with most of Eurasia coming from those who initially came to India.

I swear to god if I ever see 190kg master race I'm going to kick the shit out of him

Can anyone else just not wait for the Queen to die?

Well lads, the gf just asked whether we should keep seeing each other because she feels I'm not really into her. Couldn't lie to her, because I doubt it myself, don't want to stop seeing her though :(

>>67952504
>nigeria
>egypt
>fucking Zimbabwe
what

>>67952538
drink 2l of water per day instead of sugary shite, i still booze though

my dinners are usually
chicken breast with some kind of rub
bunch of mixed peppers
pack of microwave rice

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>>67952529

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There's something wrong with this train

>>67952522
Wonder if any of the rotund diabetic behemoths actually believe they'd be able to wage an effective war against the government like Washington did

>>67952582
can't wait to have the week off work haha

>>67952522
[from the background]
SKYNYYYYRRRD! WEW!!

>>67952574
it wasn't a single wave, it was 2 waves

>>67952504
>not including france as well

>>67952595
>pack of microwave rice
mate just buy a £20 rice cooker and a 10kg bag of rice and you'll save so much money
it doesn't even take much longer than the microwave

>Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.

Is this supposed to mean he died or just passed through? Cant tell

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gf sent me this

>>67952384
>I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?

They were even batterposting kek.

>>67952630
evidence doesn't support this anymore

>>67952649
yeah but i buy the ones which aren't just plain rice, don't want to eat plain rice

>>67952582
It seems likely it'll be the next big thing to happen here.

Sad though. I do like the Queen she's really the only Royal that I do.

sex is overrated t bh

it's fun for a bit then you cum and you have to cuddle her and her hair gets in your face and mouth and you're all sweaty and just want to be alone

>>67952594
>not wanting to bring back rhodesia
>not thinking that nigeria will be a superpower when the terrorists are booted out
>not wanting the pyramids

>>67952671
she just looks weird

how long his her fucking neck

entente cordiale

>>67952176
its the dominant meme in the west right now
>>67952177
probably, I've never lifted once

taking my daily dose of Brain Force™ lads

>>67952697
she'd be too tall for you anyways.

>>67952618
They would theoretically need to suppress the anti-revolutionary fifth column and have the help of an anti-American ally such as someone in the Middle East, neither of which would likely happen.

>>67951219
Good idea, lets do it

>>67952585
I'm in a similar scenario except the gf doesn't really suspect much and I keep a convincing facade that I love her when I don't think I actually do

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im permabanned poster pakistomper58. i first started reading /brit/ when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with kev and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "cold out" and "irish weather" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing people walking towards me in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of “ironic” style of /brit/ humor was all about; i think it’s the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who “get” /brit/ to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.

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Ah ye's females, yes of course they can think for themselves

I wish I was a NEET again. It really is comfy.

>>67952651
probably Floronius himself wrote that, he was a bit bitter that the girls made fun of him and wouldn't fuck him.

Imagine being the first bloke to ever get drunk bet it was quite the experience

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>>67951794
>basque

>>67952726
>females
>thinking

topkek

>>67952681
whats stopping you adding things to the rice?

>>67952384
I'm amazed they actually took the time to write all that shit on the wall

>>67952733
Ah yes, the Elliot Rodger of his time.

>>67952736
"He was a bold man that first ate an oyster."

>>67952717
yes but that's besides the point

>>67952725
>i would advise all people who “get” /brit/ to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness

o shit

zac

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>>67952759
that's effort innit
how would i make something which is exactly like this

Not a big fan of Huw (190cm Master Race). Bit up his own arse

>We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.
bros for life

>>67952736
even animals get drunk and high

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-nSBPuRbsg

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>>67952672
>VI.14.43 (atrium of a House of the Large Brothel); 1520: Blondie has taught me to hate dark-haired girls. I shall hat them, if I can, but I wouldn’t mind loving them. Pompeian Venus Fisica wrote this.
>I shall hat them

>>67952726
>implying lads don't all dress the same

>>67952812
hes an unironic marxist

>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
the so-called MGTOW

>>67952651
ah yes, ancient roman lisciki

>a tall good looking man is "up his own arse"

water is wet, sky is blue

>>67952796
do you buy these in bulk or something?

>>67952796
i would say the effort outweighs having to eat shitty microwaved povvo rice every day lad.

>>67952796
add beef stock, chilli powder, paprika and cumin to the rice, cook it, stir in kidney beans at the end.

>lisicki thinks he's good looking
howling desu

>We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.

The lads

>>67952796
Do you pour half of that in a container to microwave and keep the rest for another day?

Don't think I'd like eating it all at once.

>>67952859
Fuck off Huw

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>>67952796
>precooked microwaved rice
what are you doing with your life mate

business idea: be the only man in england willing to marry beatrice and become part of the royal family

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what kind of borders u want

>>67952825
"xxxx wrote this" always makes me smirk for some reason

>>67952726
I mentioned this in another thread.
White 20-30 somethings, they all wear the same style, skinny trousers-jeans or leggings, dark coloured jacket-usually with a down hood, boots-usually quite high,only the shirt varies.
Or the 'han solo style' with the jeans, dark gilet, white jumper and again-high boots.

looking forward to getting in the bath with a glass of wine and a book soon

who here /gay/

>>67952860
er kinda
just grab a load from the shop whenever they're on offer

>>67952862
tastes quite nice tho

>>67952881
effort

>>67952895
usually eat a whole one
but i've done the half thing before

>>67952901
living it x

>>67952816
the sound effects make it even better

>>67952901
Sounds very quick and easy to be fair.

>>67952838
>I have buggered men
ah yes

>>67952881
you gay?

umm, lads, can you all please keep it down? trying to study here. thanks

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>K on the left
>R on the right

Ahh yes...

>>67952688
nah, we usually catch our breath then head out for a ciggy

best ending imo

>>67952816
koalas spend their whole lives in a doped-out daze from eating nothing but eucalyptus leaves

>>67952902
You'd never be King. Not even Philip is King.

>>67952932
*smacks the book out of your hand so it falls in the tub

>realising there are a lot of similarities between yourself and lisicki

wtf i dont hate him now

>The man I am having dinner with is a barbarian.

Glad to see they were northerner posting even back then

nothing wrong with uncle bens desu, goat low effort meal is picking one of them up with one of those whole cooked chickens from the deli bit of the supermarket

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is 190cm lanklet an elliot roger?