You travel back in time and meet the child Hitler. What

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>>67948919
Hand him a big book about everything that happened from 1918 to 1945.

I would give him advice and try to help him. It would probably be in vain, but still.

Would tell him about his strategic mistakes and prepare him for WW2

>>67949215
>child hitler

Didn't read that. Absolutely retarded addition OP, why not Hitler in 1930 or something?

>>67949258
Make your own thread then.

>>67948919
I wouldn't mess with anything desu, unless I somehow were immune to time paradoxes.

>>67949258
Don't go seeking for answers where there is none.

>>67948919
Teach him art

>>67949303
Don't want to hog up the board.

Teach him how to draw properly, so he won't fuck it up this time.

>>67948919
Whisper in his ear:
Gommunizm
Will
Win

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get him hooked on JAV

Educate him about the superiority of the Finnish race.

Show him how much lebensraum there is in South America.

>>67950625
This

Give him a few books on things like computing, nuclear science, machine-guns and jet-science as well as everything you may find on the American, UK and Soviet Secret services from 1933-1945.

>>67949308
This desu.

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Dress him up like this and fuck his ass while reciting the American Anthem.

Show him to truly fear the burger

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>>67952680
Mutilating him would just make him hate you even more.

>>67952819
>Showing patriotism is mutilation

>>67948919
Bully him of course.
All writings about him say that he was an autist.
No wonder /pol/ loves him so much; they have someone just like them to look up to.

>>67952680
>>67952893
I meant Molesting, fuck.
And Duterted got molested by an American priest and now he hates America.

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>>67948919

>>67948919
>DON'T DECLARE WAR AGAINST THE SOVIETS!!!!
and
>THE BRITS BREAK ENIGMA

>>67953080
>BRITS BREAK ENIGMA
>brits

>>67953610
Oh right, there were a couple Polish mathematicians involved too.