What are some simple steps for an American to take to live

Step No. 1: Live on welfare

Start speaking Spanish and when your friends get upset, wage war on them.

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why would you want that when you can drive around in JEEP shooting from M4 while eating burger and your big titted blonde gf sucking you off

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>>67905791
>Jeep

Get out.

>>67905703
>to live more European?
this doesn't mean anything
we're not one country
stop asking retarded amerifat questions

>>67905890
omg you live in Britain??
How did you secede from Europe without there being a war?? please tell I'm Southernenr

>>67905703
Western European or Eastern European?
There is a huge difference you know

>>67905933
Why are you actively trying to be worse shitposters than Canadians?

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>>67905992
You seem to have misunderstood the question nigger

How did you secede

>>67905703
Step one:
Don't ever shart in a mart! We use toilets over here.
Step two:
You MUST be tolerant!!! It's the most important thing if you want to live like an European. Tolerance is an European value.
Step three:
Stop being fat

>>67905703
you are insane

>>67908013

no u

>>67906057
>implying that america isn't britain's teenage manchild that moved into the treehouse because he wanted to be in charge

I might just get a job transfer to France so I won't have to work 50hrs a week

>>67909115
>implying he can't find a 40hr a week job here

>>67910071
I can but I want to work 30