Non native English speakers, do you speak English with a British

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>>67891809
>tfw be chink
>grew up with a bogan accent
>people were still surprised when I talk
Fit in never ever.

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>>67891837
>aus flag in my thread

>>67891809
British. I hate it, when I move I'm changing it immediately

>>67891809
japanese accent desu.

>>67891809
American, can't be helped

>>67891809
that is a weird way to put it. haven't you heard indians or chinese or slavs in the us? they all speak with their own accents. can't call them "american" desu.

>>67891911
it'd be weird if you spoke with an english accent desu

just like it's weird when europeans speak with yank accents

>>67891966
I've heard euros speak with straight up american accents. Mostly Scandinavians and Germans. This girl is German

https://youtu.be/HUI4UaTLWrE

>Generals Ree prepares his 1000 fold katana for race war

>>67891809
Both.

>>67892058
why the fuck is the camera cutting off half of her head and why is she whispering

American af, even though all of my English teachers hated it

The British accent kinda bothers me t bh

>>67891809
Winnipeg, Manitoba accent>>67891809

i shpeak wis a dutsh acshent

Rally accent

>>67892801
>tfw i'll never be a finnish amateur rally driver who speaks like the guy from the hootralic press shannel.

VERY bad feel

My accent is a horrible mishmash.
It has that typical russian square pronounciacion with german elements ("ze auto" and such)
And to top it all off,I try to sound british.

>>67891837
Just start talking with a stereotypical fake Chinese accent. Like, as 1940s racist as you can come up with. It will make people confused and uncomfortable which will be funny.

>>67891809
Japaneezu speakusu pahfecuto American acucento

>>67891809
I speak with a German accent.
I know I pronounce all the sounds (like "th", "z" and "s", "v" and "w", etc.) correctly, yet I still have a terrible accent and I don't know why.
I've actually been told my accent sounds more French than German.

Anyway, if your question was meant to be "do you speak British English or American English", then my answer is American English.
My school started teaching us British English, then in grade 8 they started teaching us the differences to American English, and from then on we were encouraged to speak how we want.
I've been in the United States several times, but never in the UK, so naturally I choose to speak American

>>67891809
not accent but
100% murrican style


x centre
o center

x ground floor
o first floor

x colour
o color

>>67892480
She wants attention while remaining anonymous.

>>67891809
None. I speak with russian accent.

>>67891809
>American accent

You mean the Canadian accent. The American accent now is just Ebonics. BIX NOOD MAH FUCKA SHEEIT LEEEME AXE U SOMEFIN MAAYNE.

>>67891809
Mostly speak this kinda sorta USA midlandish accent.
Sometimes I speak with a Lithuanian accent on purpose though. It's easier if you want to relax, puts less stress on your mouth.

>>67891809
I'm not sure

IPA:
>Non native English speakers, do you speak English with a British accent or an American accent?
Nʌn neitif iŋliʃ spikəːz, du ju spi:k iŋliʃ wið ə briti:ʃ əksnt ɔː ən merikn

>>67894424
you wish buddy. if I remember correctly the OP was only talking about relevant english speaking countries.

>>67891809
70% is UK mancunian accent, 30% is american accent.

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>>67894854
Key word, English speaking. No hablo español, Amigo.

>>67891809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnUv2fhFy5E

>>67891809
>British accent

>>67894581
θ - s or sometimes f
ð - z
at the end of words sometimes instead of voiced consonants I pronounce voiceless consonant
r - as [ʁ] sometimes

ai siŋk ze vɔ:ʁts ha:t(I think the word is hard)

>>67894899
dream on pal. you know it's not even close to being like that. even if it is. I'd rather live here. I don't even live 100 miles near a place like pic related. And if I did? I'd still rather live fucking here than canada.

>>67892815
samting troo timos up in too teh aass of timo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAGbrM-MMRk

my accent

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>>67895026
Sheeeit bix nood Sigue diciéndote eso Mufugga. Keep telling yourself that.

>>67895074
Not him but, how exactly is Canada better than the U.S.? If you can convince me ITT, I will consider killing myself.

A horrible one probably.

>>67891809
murrican, though when I was in england I started talking more like them after a while

>>67891809
>tfw too retarded to tell the difference between them

>>67895074
I don't have to. It's a completely internalized feeling inside me that living here is better for me and my future than living in Canada. Why would I want to go live in some fucking freezing shithole?

>>67891809
Philippine accent.

American spelling tho. Fuck extra u's

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>>67895099
Because we're not full of Americans. We're better by default. America is the world heavyweights at cuckholding, rap music loving, fattest, stupidest, capital of the world. It's like a Pinata exploded across the border.

>>67894942
I mean, we have literally 1000s of defined accents. Cornish Celts, Devon and Portsmouth, the Welsh, Pict remnants in the north. Brums and Sunderland, Newcastle York. Gloucester and there's 10 in Herts alone.
Manc, Scouse. Ireland has countless accents. Cork and Donegal barely recognise each other.
Accents take centuries to refine.
Some Americans speak with no accent. Quite an achievement.

>>67895166
Frozen shithole> Your ghetto of a country.

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>>67895166
A freezing shithole run by President Tumblr, don't forget.

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>>67895200
I'm just gonna leave this here.

>>67891837
I need to fucking hear this, sounds like a riot.

>>67895183
Did you hear the Mancunian or Cockney accent? how was it?

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>>67895200
We were copying you. Except our Obama is not a kenyan and won't be voted in TWICE

>>67895180
>cuckolding
Not really true, people tend to keep to their own here
>Rap music loving
Yes, this is an embarrassing truth which I will not hide.
>fattest
We're actually not the fattest country now but thx.
>stupidest
Not the stupidest either
>capital of the world
If this is all you can think of then you have failed in convincing me to commit suicide.

Sorry.

Need to work on your trolling skills a bit more, brother.

>>67895197
I know you get off by posting banter towards us, but we're not jealous of Canada at all. If anything Americans wanna live in Europe and even then it's like ehh... I guess you there are liberals who want to move to your country after the election? Why? I really couldn't say.

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>>67895244
At least Obama actually kills terrorists. Trudeau just preps them for his wife.

>>67891809
Give my best to sound at least a li''l british (ha! got it?), but probably end up speaking some mixture abomination.

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>>67895270
You're beneath us fatties. NEVER forget that.

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>>67895299
At what? Sucking literal dicks?

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>>67895309
That and not paying a quarter of a million dollars for our yearly liposuction surgery

>>67895338
Atleast we don't hire foreigners to work as police officers.

What a retarded country.

>>67891809
Neither
I speak with kiwi accent.

>>67895299
Canada fucking sucks. Just admit it. You'd rather live anywhere else.

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>>67895338
>yearly liposuction
Makes sense. Dog cum is probably very unhealthy.

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>>67895359
No, you just let them become your president

>>67895243
>Did you hear the Mancunian or Cockney accent? how was it?
Manc is honest, northern. Yorkshire, hard working
Cockney is dishonest. Thieves. Horrible if you meet a family on holiday. They have a slutty teenage daughter and two older brothers who start fights with the locals.

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>>67895413
We're better than you and we both know it. Living in America sucks.

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>>67895423
Facts are facts. One president killed bin Laden and has overseen the deaths of tens of thousands across the Islamic world. The other, well...

>>67895446
Better? In what way?

The entire world listens to our music, watches our movies, comes to our country and not yours, and our military would literally fucking roll you guys.

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>>67895418
At least I'm not the one going to get shot after denying your wifes son Mcdonalds because that's abuse in America and makes you an unfit parent.

>>67895423
Obama's American, he doesn't even know any other language besides English. Just because he's a half-nigger citizen doesn't disqualify him from the presidency, unfortunately.

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>>67895520
Nice one actually. Obviously ridiculous, but a funny mental image.

Here, have another pic of your gay president.

>>67895462
is this fucking real? my sides.

>>67895558
Yep. I have neither the time nor the photoshop abilities to fabricate something like that.

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>>67895462
He also spawned, ISIS and had no tact in dealing with them getting Americas ass kicked, mass destabilization causing the migrant crisis and told his enemies when you guys would pull out of the middle east.

>>67891809

Neither, I don't speak English at all.

>>67895552
>Obviously ridiculous, but a funny mental image.

It actually happened though, except the getting shot part but that's common in America.

http://nypost.com/2013/11/07/psychologist-called-dad-unfit-parent-for-refusing-son-mcdonalds-suit/

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>>67895581
ISIS hasn't kicked our ass at any point, unless by "America" you mean the remains of the Iraqi government that we propped up. That said, the Iraq War was Bush's idea - Obama just finished it. That said

>>67891809
Dutch accent .

>>67895492
In every way. America is a giant super mall and people selling crack on the street corners and Americans are scum. Your cultural hegemony is toxic. Rap music and interracial fetishes, and cheese burgers is American culture.

>Banter an American
>He brings up his countries military capabilities

We've kicked your ass before, and you can't even defeat gooks or towelheads

some high levels of autism ruining this thread

>>67895492
Your music is shit now. Ours too.
Your best movies have international actors.
Why would you wave your military dick at your northern brother? Canada mate. Steady on

>>67895622
that pic...

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>>67895622
>>67895684
Two can play this game.

>>67895660
You've literally never been to America kid. Also, the closest you came to "kicking our ass" was one war in which you miraculously managed to burn down the White House (after we burned down the parliament buildings in Montreal), but still didn't win lmao.

You've literally never had a military victory. By contrast, we've thrown an entire region into anarchy, by sheer accident.

>>67895667
I love Canada they can drink and the get subtle banter.

>>67895725
>Wearing a Shalwar-Kameez, a traditional Pakistani Islamic full-body garment, Trudeau is seen speaking to the Muslim congregation while standing in front of the minbar, the pulpit in the mosque where the imam (prayer leader) stands to deliver sermons. In his short speech Trudeau thanked the Muslim members of the congregation twice for allowing him to pray with them.


Canada
YES

>>67895733
We could beat Canada in a military combat by just sending in our airforce. Our planes would fucking scorch Canada into the ground before Trudeau even knew what hit him.

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>>67895754
But didn't you hear Trudeau? Canada would win.

>>67895779
This leaf is so cucked it hurts. He keeps bringing up how we had Obama, and it's just sad because he won't even be our president in a few months. Literally grasping at straws.

>>67895733
>You've literally never been to America kid

Yes I have, it's literally a giant ghetto of concrete as far as the eye can see filled with niggers and mcdonalds and 7/11s. It's hell on earth and growing up in America breeds sick minds.

>Also, the closest you came to "kicking our ass" was one war in which you miraculously managed to burn down the White House (after we burned down the parliament buildings in Montreal), but still didn't win lmao

Your goal was to invade Canada. Not only could you not do that, your white house got burned down and you went home and sat the fuck down like the pussies you are.

>You've literally never had a military victory

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Canadian_military_victories

Hmmm

I speak perfect English.

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>>67895754
Your airforce is our airforce. You protect us with your tax dollars because America is our bitch.
>>67895779
>>67895821
Trudeau is our equivilant of Obama. Only you had him for 8 years.

>>67895826
>Yes I have, it's literally a giant ghetto of concrete as far as the eye can see filled with niggers and mcdonalds and 7/11s. It's hell on earth and growing up in America breeds sick minds.

>Go to one part of America
>all America is X!

I fucking hate leaves.

>>67895871
>You protect us
I don't know why you're so spiteful towards us then? Be happy we're infinitely more powerful than your country ever will be. Same with you Britain.

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>>67895890
The places I didn't go are EVEN WORSE.

>>67895923
Where did you go in the U.S?

Dutch of course.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h5DtqJykjH

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>>67895908
>spiteful

Just smug. Know your place.

>>67891809
I speak english with a funny Spaniard accent.

>>67895826
Mackenzie King told Churchill Roosevelt was planning for a nazi controlled Britain.
Canada saved us. Our best sons

>>67895937
I can tone it down of course, but where is the fun in that.

>>67895927
All over

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>>67895826
>Yes I have, it's literally a giant ghetto of concrete as far as the eye can see filled with niggers and mcdonalds and 7/11s. It's hell on earth and growing up in America breeds sick minds.
No you haven't. Name city, state, and county.

You didn't win shit. All you could hope to do was hold us off - something you only accomplished with British aid, and then only barely. The Brits were the one who burned down the white house, though again, not before we destroyed Port Dover. You cling to that because it's the closest thing you've ever had to a victory (not counting some meme shit in the Netherlands).

Your military is worthless. It might as well not even exist. So is the rest of your country.

>>67895871
I'm glad you admit that you're basically little kids who need us to protect you. Also, there's a key difference between our presidents: one killed Osama bin Laden and destabilized the Middle East; the other legalized fellating dogs, thinks killing your enemies is wrong, and also thinks terrorists should get to keep their citizenship.

>>67891809
Nice man
I saw you post a photo of yourself on r9k
Australian accent here of course.

>>67891879
Get out

>>67895978
>all over
Nice to see you can't actually name a specific place you "visited".

>>67895937
With less accent.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NnCF5j3FMH

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>>67895970
NEVER trust the burgers

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>>67896054
>tfw we could've had a nazi controlled britain

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>>67896005
Problem? Want me to rephrase that in Spanish for you?

>>67891809
Neither accent, but if you meant pronunciation, British

>>67896080
How about Mandarin? I understand you're a native speaker and I could always use some lessons.

>>67896096
No hablo Mandarin, vato

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>>67896096
guys stop

>>67896140
NO

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>>67896140
Never

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>>67896149
stop

>>67896149
>>67896156
Goddammit you're making colgate cry you monsters

>>67896078
Hitler would have lost mate. Soviets would have lost another 10 million again and no fucks given taken all Europe. What then if you didn't get involved?

>>67891837
that's grouse

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>>67896179
>tfw europe is ruled by USSR
Yesss goy

>>67894899
parlez vous francais?

>>67896216
I have been drinking Stolichnaya. Superior vodka.
Thought I'd treat myself

>>67896271
I can't drink too much alcohol, otherwise I get more constipation than I already have.

t. amerishart

>>67895220
It seems fair to be allowed citizenship while being detained indefinitely.

>>67896266
*Sniffs petrol*

>>67896326
oh neat, i've never met an inuit

>>67896354
Spare a dollar fer the bus white cunt?

>>67896373
yeah nah

Russian accent. Sort of weird...

>>67896304
Thought I had IBS once, well.. Cramps crippled me and I was shitting black blood clots.
Got a thing up my arse and they burned something off. All good now.
Random advice, If you get a colonoscopy, you get a sedative that makes you talk shit. The nurses know this and they will bait you and remind you after the bollocks you spewed.
Thank fuck I'm not into animes

South Auckland /Kiwi accent.

And no i don't live in auckland and i haven't for the last 20 years.

>>67891809
I try my best to speak it with a British one.

>>67895220
so you support your government having the ability to revoke your American citizenship and kick you out, even if you were born in America?

>>67891809
American.

Brittish english is like American Spanish.

>>67895283
Trudeau never actually said that though

>>67895220
Are you a moron? A citizen is a citizen. Being able to arbitrarily revoke citizenship would undermine the entire constitution.

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>>67891809
You can't spot the ruffians a mile off when they talk with an American accent. Something so uncouth about them.

>>67891809
Wiz Russien accent ofc

>>67896271
Do you really enjoy Cтoличнoй? It's pretty shitty desu, tastes like Putinka and costs as fuck.

I speak with Scottish accent because it's probably the easiest to emulate for a Slav and sounds badass.

I speak with an ""American"" accent because it's the easiest one to emulate and the most logical one since most words are read the way their written.

>>67891809
British, of course.

>>67891809
American accent desu. I've tried the British one but it sounds forced when I use it

>>67898450
>>67901427
>>67898006
You see, American English is the English standard because it's so easy that we can't even screw it up(except for blacks)

>>67891837
>>67895238
post vocaroo