https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/ status/80227676946631884

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>At least two people were shot and killed across the U.S. on Black Friday as they hunted for shopping deals.

http://time.com/4582426/black-friday-shootings/

Americans, explain yourselves

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ0PhxjKBe4

>>67882780
Black Friday man. Kill or be killed.

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>>67882780
>be American
>try to shop
>get shot

I refuse to believe manufacturers and distributors are willing to lose money. Don't they rise prices a month before it so that they can say there's a 50% discount on something when in reality is roughly the same price it had months ago? Or some other fuckery like that?

>>67882906
pretty much
It's also an opportunity for them to unload old inventory that didn't sell well

>>67882906
this >>67883047 is really what it is. theyre mostly selling shit they cant get rid of. theres no difference between a black friday sell and an "everything must go" sale, its just that on Black Friday every single store in the country has one "everything must go" sale at the same time

>>67883135
Black Friday is basically a giant countrywide Black Mass, but with better savings and more bloodshed.

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>>67882715
>american culture

>>67882715
>no WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLDSTAAAAAAAAR

fake

>>67883295
this its fun

is black friday the closest you can get to a "the purge" scenario?

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well, give us a few years. Black friday is starting to impose itself here.

Amazon master race

>>67883676
The Purge wasn't even a movie. They just set up some cameras around a shopping center on Black Friday.

>>67882715
>literally fighting over who gets to hand over their money to <big corporation>

America alright.

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>tfw black friday has become a thing over here
>thought it would be fun to go shopping today
>went to the high street
>found an electronics shop selling TV's
>pretty busy inside
>went in and started looking
>pretty hectic
>walk over to a TV
>30% off
>cute girl next to me
>she reaches in to look more closely
>think I can make a joke and hit on her
>grab her and pretend to push her
>shout 'THIS IS MY TV, THIS IS MY WAL MART' in an american accent
>she gets scared and calls for the security
>I run off

fuck. I wanted to be like an american

>>67882715
>yuropoors will never understand

You underestimate their inner savagery


https://youtu.be/OsKHrWiYu4U

This would be only possible in a society obsessed with blind consumerism. Revolting.

>>67884095
Serious question:

Are you not disgusted by the fact that you countrymen act like literal animals, in order to save a few dollars on some shiny objects?

>>67883731

EL NEGRO VIERNES

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>>67883981
>hijak for retardation

>>67884137
*dips bedora*

>>67884238
You think that's how people should behave?

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>majority is brown, or white trash

>>67883981
Based as fuck.

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>>67882715
TOP KEK

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>>67884182

I was running a register during a Walmart black Friday.

I was a fucking oil change guy but they still had me come in and do it. It's really one of the worst places to work. I'm glad I stole so much.

>>67884182
not him, OP here. i dont know if i would say im disgusted, but i definitely feel shame towards it. its not going to get any better so the only thing i can do is make dumb threads like this and laugh about it

>>67882906
It's illegal to do that.
[spoiler]but not on digital distribution!

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>Americans

>>67884182
It's not the fault of Americans. Capitalism is causing dehamanization.

We need the alternative more than ever.

I am, generally, not embarrassed to be an American. I think, generally, that the mockery we get is either funny or untrue but never truly biting.

Then there's this "black Friday" shit. This really does not make us look like adults who are ready to rule the world.

>>67884197
*Viernes negro

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillsborough_disaster

Have deaths on this scale occurred on a Black Friday yet? Being crushed sounds very painful.

the soviet union collapse was a mistake.............

>>67884482
I've worked retail for 6 Black Fridays, 3 of which were in a toy store and 3 in a game store.
The secret is to be 6'+ and mean looking.

>>67884692
Definitely. You can't kill somebody over a bargain if there are no products for sale.