Literally what is this place? To me it seems like the crossbreeding

I have no clue and I plan on immigrating there.

Denmark is infinitely better than Sweden
>looks like a benis
>cucked the rest of scandinavia for centuries
>best language
>best music

Yo, that's fucking offensive dude.

>>67877490
>I plan on immigrating there.

literally why?

For the same amount of hassle, money, etc. you could live in a nice place

>>67877536
>implying Sweden doesn't look like a Pen0r

Argument invald! I win the debate!

It's a fat sideway batman.

>>67877618
It kinf of looks like a guy with a funny hat bent over his toilet to say goodbye to the turd he's about to flush

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>>67877609
The gf wants to go back but I will always love my amber waves of grain and purple mountains majesty.

>>67877751
kill the gf.

problem solved

danes are subhuman so it doesn't count as murder

trust me

>>67877807
Obviously, she has an arson problem but the succ is top tier.

>>67877458
>be me
>living in Denmark
>smoke dope and laugh at all these motherfuckers who thinks that Denmark is part of Sweden or Germany, when Sweden, and even Norway used to be Denmark turf and territory
>DENMARK FOREVER!!!!

> crossbreeding of Holland and Sweden went horribly wrong

That's a very accurate way to describe the Danish language.

>>67877578
>>67878070

Sub""""""""""""""humans"""""""""""""" are not allowed in my threads

When was the last time Denmark was even relevant?

>>67878285
17th century

>>67878070
Is it true that danes can understand swedish, but not vice-versa?

>>67878519
I've seen Danes and Swedes talk to each other in their own language online but Swedes claim to not be able to understand spoken Danish due to their accents.

>>67877490
Fuck off, we're full

>>67878847
71% of your legal immigrants come from the orient.
Why do you guys hate Westerners so much? We can bring corn, pumpkins, and tomatoes to your country.

>>67877490
Good luck, even legal immigration is hard as fuck to denmark these days.

>>67878615
Some Swedish exchange students could pretty much understand Danish after 4 months of classes. My friend who lived in Sweden for his job also claimed he could understand and speak Swedish after 2 months of living there.

>>67878148
funny coming from a swampgerman

>>67878916
>>67878847
>>67877490
literally nothing wrong with competent educated immigrants (westerners), stop trying to act cool.
No one dislikes western immigrants, but they do expect you to learn Danish obviously

>>67878615
Once you get used to it there are no major problems. If you don't listen to danish on the regular it's really difficult to understand though.

The Danes are pretty bad shitposters, but I guess no one really notices because there aren't that many of them.

>>67881944
unlike canadians!

>>67877458
They are for us what Canada is for the US, a funny hat

>>67877490
Do you plan on learning danish? If not, you can stay in the US

>>67882187
Ja, jeg onsker at lære dansk, men det er meget svært.

>>67882744
Dem kommer tala engelska med dig så fort de hör din accent

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>>67883375
I-i know...

>>67882744
Det er svært, men kan læres. Jeg kender en amerikaner som snakker fint dansk, omend med lidt accent

>>67877458
t. swede with proxy

denmark > sweden >>>> netherlands

>>67883375
I almost understood that, thanks tyrannical german highschool teacher.