Italian is the best language in the world Prove me wrong.

it's not english

>>67865987
This

pizza pizza bambino amore salamiiii

>>67865960
>italian best language
>speaks english
Cucked

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>not finnish
>romance languages don't have 15 grammatical cases

why live

>>67866404
i speak english because i know barbarian tribes might not speak italian. yet

zitto animale

>>67866511
That's not how it works. You need to force your language onto them.

>>67866511
jokes aside i want to learn italian but then I remember it has no purpose

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>>67865987
well you arent wrong

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>>67866566

>>67865960
it's a disgusting language, kill yourself please.

>>67866552
>be romanz and shiet
>diffuse latin to the barbarian world
>get trashed by mongolians
>disappear from the map as an empire
>latin still taught in schools centuries later
>mfw

latin is true god tier language, if you speak anything else you are just a monkey in human skin

>>67866691
dont be ashamed of your heritage, fratello

B-bonjour

Italian is the best language on continental Europe imo tbqh.

>>67866778
argentina: 101% amerindian
spaghettifaggot

>>67866876
t. Antonio Rossi in denial

>>67866876
grew up to a single nigga mom fertilized by some spaghetti who did hit and run?

shut up

italian is a poor man's catalan

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i will now quote the father of italian:

"O animal grazïoso e benigno
che visitando vai per l’aere perso
noi che tignemmo il mondo di sanguigno,

se fosse amico il re de l’universo,
noi pregheremmo lui de la tua pace,
poi c’ hai pietà del nostro mal perverso.

Di quel che udire e che parlar vi piace,
noi udiremo e parleremo a voi,
mentre che ’l vento, come fa, ci tace.

Siede la terra dove nata fui
su la marina dove ’l Po discende
per aver pace co’ seguaci sui.

Amor, ch'al cor gentil ratto s'apprende,
prese costui de la bella persona
che mi fu tolta; e 'l modo ancor m'offende.

Amor, ch’a nullo amato amar perdona,
mi prese del costui piacer sì forte,
che, come vedi, ancor non m’abbandona.

Amor condusse noi ad una morte.
Caina attende chi a vita ci spense".
Queste parole da lor ci fuor porte.

dumb frogposter cancer

Cazzo!
Manma Mia
Per favor

>>67866876
t. Miguel Scognamiglio

>>67867687
my name is magali though, and fuck you i'm not going to reply to your bait shit anymore luigi

>>67865960
don't lose time on a board that prefers tits over ass or cats over dogs. It's full of plebs in here.

>>67865960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrFjFOjxYyA

I like this Italian song

>>67868621
entry level Faber

>>67868572
>tits over ass

Depends on the tits and ass 2bh

>or cats over dogs

Dogs are objectively better animals I agree

>>67868621
>>67868732
forgot link, from his best album 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlukK5-WZN8

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>>67868773
Cool. I don't understand Italian but it sounds nice.

>>67868893
it's Ligurian dialect, it sounds nice tho.

>>67865960
Romanian is better honestly

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>>67867918

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>>67866876
t. Giovanni Fiorentini

>>67867918
t. Juan Carlos Magali

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>>67865960
I love Italy and italian.

Pls let me in when my italian passport arrives. Campania is Switzerland compared to niggertina :^)

>>67865960
If its so great then why did you have to learn how to speak english?

Checkmate

>>67865960
It's pretty good

>Italian language

Don't lie, Italians communicate in nothing but hand gestures and shouting

>>67868572

If you rate ass over tits you're either african or american, or both

>>67869247
>african or american, or both
Is there a difference?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RM4UlIkI34
How can other languages even compete?

>>67865960
Borgo de vici! A la mordina en la pasto fresco mi amici, forfullo bobandy!

>>67869750
so poetic

>>67869750
t. faggot

>>67869750
dute-n pizda mă-tii

>>67869750
You have to go back Alexandru

Voglio scopare

Uè uè uè appost guagliu'? Haha, nient'

t. Salvatore Benincasaniello

>>67870317
ciao lavapiatti

mongolian languages are clearly superior

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Brazilian Portuguese is better, check it out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGC8g0DJ0_E
Às vezes no silêncio da noite
Eu fico imaginando nós dois
Eu fico ali sonhando acordado
Juntando o antes, o agora e o depois

Por que você me deixa tão solto?
Por que você não cola em mim?
Tô me sentindo muito sozinho

Não sou nem quero ser o seu dono
É que um carinho às vezes cai bem
Eu tenho meus desejos e planos secretos
Só abro pra você mais ninguém

Por que você me esquece e some?
E se eu me interessar por alguém?
E se ela, de repente, me ganha?

Quando a gente gosta
É claro que a gente cuida
Fala que me ama
Só que é da boca pra fora

Ou você me engana
Ou não está madura
Onde está você agora?

Quando a gente gosta
É claro que a gente cuida
Fala que me ama
Só que é da boca pra fora

Ou você me engana
Ou não está madura
Onde está você agora?

>>67870403
>lavapiatti
o'sacc :^)

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>>67870620
O killer

>>67870753
Pietro Andrelino

>>67865960

Zitto Animale

>>67870197
>voglio
>not vòjo
you had literally one job, leaf.

>>67870197
Passa a casa

>>67865960
As language, not really. As song lyric (opera), yes. I love it. Compared to English, Italian operatic sound language sounds like waves, continuous, neverending.

What's the actual translation of Con te partiro?

>>67866407
>15 grammatical cases
Jesus, and I thought latin was bad with six

>>67871352
con te partirò = with you, i'll leave (depart)

>>67871352
con te partiro? nothing. Con te partirò means 'I will leave with you'.

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>>67871411
Foreigners never completely learn them.
But it really doesn't matter that much because it's easy to understand what they mean even if they fuck it up every time.

But one simply cannot pretend to be Finnish.
We spot the spy every time.

>>67867316
my personal favourite

"Quando

mi diparti’ da Circe, che sottrasse
me più d’un anno là presso a Gaeta,
prima che sì Enëa la nomasse,

né dolcezza di figlio, né la pieta
del vecchio padre, né ’l debito amore
lo qual dovea Penelopè far lieta,

vincer potero dentro a me l’ardore
ch’i’ ebbi a divenir del mondo esperto
e de li vizi umani e del valore;

[...]

"O frati," dissi, "che per cento milia
perigli siete giunti a l’occidente,
a questa tanto picciola vigilia

d’i nostri sensi ch’è del rimanente
non vogliate negar l’esperïenza,
di retro al sol, del mondo sanza gente.

Considerate la vostra semenza:
fatti non foste a viver come bruti,
ma per seguir virtute e canoscenza"

italian sounds too gay sorry

Io voglio una ragazza cinese

french is better for love. spanish is for manly talk and italian is for gay italian porn shower scenes.

>>67865960
σkάσε ζώον

too much vowels

>>67875702
je suis grec

>>67875702
>mfw I understood this
Indoeuropean roots finally worth something

>>67875617
true

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>>67875617
Italian is for straight, very straight porn

>STAI FACCENDO UN VIDEO? BRAVO
>SCOPPAME, VAI PIÙ FORRRRRTEEE

>TI PIACE, PUTANA? SII, TI PPIACCEE
>COSÌ TROIA, COSÌ

>>67865960
How easy is it to learn Italian, Luigi?

>>67875931
you understood "σkάσε"; or just the "ζώον" and understood that it must mean "zitto animale"

>>67875617
>>67876047
t. cant even tell them apart

>>67876539
Now I think that I misreaded "ζώον" as cyon/kyon (dog). Didn't got the skase, but I associated it with speech/sound/something, perhaps I've read that word before so I had an idea. And by meme context assumed it means shut up dog-> zitto animale.

>>67876405
>mfw met an American who called me "Luigi" in front of other people thinking he was funny
>mfw I got the chance to fuck him over later and I did and I think he fucking almost cried

never learn Italian

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>>67878103
Stay mad Luigi

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>>67869846
>>67869884
>american says something stupid
>łets bash romania!
i dont understand you pasta niggers

>>67878184
DONT YOU FUCKING MESS WITH MY FRIEND MARIO YOU GYPSY SCUM KILL YOURSELF

>>67878174
ain't even mad, everybody hated him and laughed at the Amerilard crying in public, I think he fucked off back to the US because he couldn't handle the bantz

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>>67878267
Fuck off Colombia, leave my poor peasant friend alone or I'll nuke you.

>>67878184
Are you alright, lad?

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>>67865960
ROOOOOOOMA GRANDE MARE NOSTRUM!

>>67878267
>colombia
>calling others gyppos
we can pride ourselves with our latinity,you wish you were true latins like us
>>67878330
this is all your fault burger

>>67866697
so your monkey in human skin?

>>67878330
>>67878387
no
>>67878387
te omor dracului de jigodie

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>>67878387
Yes, everything is my fault. Now continue to eat my shit, Yuropoor.

>>67878488
>colombia
>the only thing they ve got to be proud of is shakira
top kek
>>67878498
>inb4 my flag isnt even there

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>>67878550
>romania
>the only thing they ve got to be proud of is ?

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>>67878550
>tfw the romanian flag isn't even there
I fucked up big time

Welp time to leave the thread

>>67878585
>inventors of modern robotics
>inventors of first jet plane
>lots of medics,intellectuals,scientists etc
>no shitskins
yeah,really nothing to be proud of

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>>67878550
>rumanía
>still not suicide

>>67878675
Whoa whoa boy, brasilians invented the plane, I saw it on the olympics so it's true.

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>>67878710
>romanians killing themselves
i think you re confusing us for hungary

Eu sunt grec

>>67871411
and Tsez, a Dagestani language, has 64 fucking cases

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsez_language

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>>67878675
>no shitskins

ayy lol

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>>67878745
román cigány

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>>67878815
>the kid has a bike
>you're a grown up and have nothing
Feels bad man.

>>67879115
you mean the moped? fairly sure it isn't "his"

>>67878745
>>67878854
please respond

>>67879205
>you'll never be a small 5yo gypsy kid and ride a bike at that age
Why live

If italian so great, why must I suffer everyday knowing Albanian, Libyans, Eritreans, Ethiopians and Somalis do not speak Italian?

>>67879343
>tfw too smart to learn italian

>>67879317
>being jealous of gypsies

heh, new worlders...

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>>67879343

>>67879343
hahahaha muie fraiere

>>67865960
Italian is just a spurdo spanish, just like portuguese.

>>67879504
wut

>>67879568
I agree with best guay right here

>>67879624
vezi >>67878766

Why are all the Spanish speakers insulting Italian ITT? Italian sounds better

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Guys, you're supposed to like, rate Brazilian Portuguese >>67870613

>>67879343
>Albanian, Libyans, Eritreans, Ethiopians and Somalis

How do you tell the difference between them and regular Italians if they don't speak?

>>67879680
Italians are darker looking

>>67879680
Italians are bald

>>67879680
t. maori

>>67879704
t. pajeet

>>67879727
t. indio manlet

>>67879680
Italians are the niggest

>>67865960
>Italian is the best language in the world
I think it is.
Sounds good to me.

>>67865960
How do you put one language over another? Just by the way it sounds in some movies you've seen?

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Italian and French sound romantic, Spanish sounds very diplomatic, and very mainly (inb4 some faggot thinking that everyone here speaks with a stereotypical Mexican accent), Portuguese... well, is not as bad as people say. And Romanian, well, I didn't even know they spoke a Romance language.

>>67879782
Preference, practical application and learnability.

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>>67879652
>it's always the leafs

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>>67874907
This coming from a fucking Colombian!

>>67879660
Man, Portuguese is shit. There is a reson if it's so widely spread in shitholes such as Mozambique and Angola and Brazil.

>>67879680
>Albanian
pale slavs

>Libyans
arab clothes

>Eritreans
dank wimminz

>Ethiopians
not so dank wimminz, but big tits

>Somalis
OH SHIT NIGGER I NEED TO RAM THAT PUSSY

>Italian
ay

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>>67880068
>coming from a mexican

>>67880082
>Albanians
>pale
>slavs

you have to go back mehmet

>>67880082
>Ethiopians
>not so dank wimminz, but big tits

Really? For some reason I thought they'd be mostly flat like Asians

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>>67880150
I wish I could go back in time

>>67880192
men are skinny as hell but the women got dat phat ass and tits

>>67880125
>Colombians can't speak informally

>>67880238
I have never met a pale albanian, they look like turks

>>67879949
francais then lets be real. you gotta be with me on this one leaf.

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>>67880328
what do you mean by this, pedro?

>>67879918
>His country is 100 times smaller than Mexico
>He thinks he knows what Mexican Spanish sounds like from shitty american gangchicanos

no Albanian is the best
GREAT ALBANIA

>>67880412
That you all sound like fucking faggots

>>67880082
Don't mix us in with the filthy slavs, Luigi.

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>>67880442
The only great Albania was under italy

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>>67879918
>be rumanian
>try to romance lady
>"sry ur language is no romance enough"
>get cucked by frenchie
>cri

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>>67880416
That's what I meant by that, not all Mexicans speak like that but when people think about Latino American spanish that's the first think that comes to their mind.

>>67880501
I'm from Kosovo and I must admit, Albanians from Albania love licking Italian ass.

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>>67880474
no we dont lol

>>67880539
I'll pay you 10€ to love Italy

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>>67880518
thank you for the keks

>>67879660
she is butifel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTzuyOrXENo

>>67865960
(You) spelled Dutch wrong.

>>67880617
kanker
a
n
k
e
r

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>>67880595
>se vc não tem amigos, ficar sozinho em casa

>>67865960
it sounds like a retarded hillbilly version of Spanish

>>67880638
KANKERRR

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>>67880617

That's a weird way to spell French. Your cunt is so cucked they even have an entire region that speaks it.

>>67880617
hey I was looking for a netheman!
what is the difference between dutch and deutsch?

thanks

>>67880576
Make that a bubrek

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>>67880734
>dutch and deutsch

>>67880685
>american education
that's Canada, pal.

>>67880674
materrace language 2bh

>>67880734
>being retarded

Romance languages

>God tier
Italian
>Good tier
Portuguese
>Okay but depends on who's speaking it tier
Spanish
>No idea what it sounds like tier
Romanian
>Gay tier
French, Spanish


Spanish sounds cool when old people speak it otherwise not so much

>>67880793
>Italian education
>what is Aosta Valley?

>>67880685
Don't you have Cajuns and a lot of French speakers in the south you fatty?

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>>67880872
what indeed

>>67880872
>american education
>71.50% population speaks italian in the Aosta Valley
>italian is the official language
it is natural for the regions located along the borders to be bilingual to a certain decree. this doesnt happen only in italy, it happens everywhere

>>67881000
It's true, near the border with America the Canadians there speak Ebonics

>>67880660
Plende a tulbina no diclimina, le guta dale.

>>67880895
We have a tiny population that speaks a bastardized creole.

>>67881000
>Italian is official
Alongside French, point was, was that there exists a region in Italy that speaks French. Where you getting your stats from? As far as I know it's actually 75% of people in that area who speak French.

>>67881064
Burn

>>67881064
de_stroyed, how will shitalians ever recover

>>67881099
>We have a tiny population that speaks a bastardized creole.

haha cuck

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>>67881099
like actually being there dude?

>American and their armchair degrees
>let me tell you about your cuntree

https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lingue_della_Valle_d'Aosta

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>>67881099
>Where you getting your stats from?
Wikipedia. not the best source of infos, but still valid

>>67881216
>Calls me a cuck when his cunt couldn't even Anglicize Québec

>>67881242
>>67881287
well that's not the stats according to English Wikipedia, and I wouldn't trust a half-baked foreign online dictionnary.

>>67881345
fuck off faggot

>>67881345
>Hi, my name Is Josh, let me tell you what language they speak in Aosta Valley, according to my american Wikipedia
i trust my stats more tbqh, but i can understand your point of view

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>>67865960
Fuck, I hate carcamanos so much.

>>67881421
Fair enough.

I know, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9OFk14d4dw

>>67881345
No hablo espanol Juan

reminder that Italian women were built to service big anglo cocks

>>67881985
your call, get one if you enjoy unnecessary drama

>>67881985
Apparently Italians wont do oral sex. Sad!

>>67882286
where to find italian gf who wil cook me pasta and keep her mouth shut?

>>67882748
right here in italy, 50 years ago

>>67881985
>mouth shut
>italian gf

lul

>>67870613
>>67879660
Post some good shit you fag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEoBWYVmT8o

>>67870613
>>67879660
I rate it monkey noises/10. I can go to the nearest zoo and chuck rocks at the monkey enclosure and the resulting screaming and hollering will sound just like two Brazilians talking.

>>67866697
verum est

>>67884803
very rude

>>67865960
you fucks cant even speak italian right:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-0z0zKNWc0

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That's unacceptable

Stop

>>67885492
stop what?

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>>67884803
>I'll insult some random Brazilian at 3 AM after watching my GF fuck Jamal all night long from my cuckshed, that will teach them a lesson

>>67865960
EEEEEEEEY A BOOPITY BOPITY LIKE A DA PIZZA NO

>>67885585
breathing