>won every war since the birth of the nation How can other

>>67858678
Post australian women with big tits

>>67858678
>national identity is founded on getting bantered by Turks too hard

>>67858695
Our women are fat, lazy and generally terrible
We'd use them in warfare but its against the Geneva convention as unnecessary cruelty and suffering

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>won every war since the birth of the nation

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>>67859406
>he thinks the emu war was a real war
you're not a yank are you

>>67859428
>lost a war
>war wasnt even real

>>67859449
>canadian flag changes to a hong kong flag
the jokes write themselves

>>67858678
>only 117 years old
>did very well in Vietnam but was ultimately on the losing side
>arguably lost Iraq War

>>67859428
>>67859515
>getting this defensive over a war you lost

Now who's the yank?

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>>67859595
Probably you

>>67859595
>calls me angry
>is angry himself
didn't one of your cities get burnt down by yanks lmao

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>won every war since the bird of the nation

Too bad emus never fought in Gallipoli :^)

We also technically didn't lose a single war since the birth of our nation in 1949.

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>>67859691
Not him but yes, York (Toronto)

It would be great if they burned it down again tbqh. It's the Melbourne of Canada except much worse. The UN recognises it as the most multicultural city in the world.

>>67858678
>the birth of your nation itself is losing

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>>67859449

>>67858678
>a fucking Scooby Doo

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>this triggers the Aussie

>>67859856
>being this mad

>>67858678
t.Never participated in real war

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>>67860005

>>67858678

I thought we lost Vietnam?

>>67860131
No we withdrew, not the same.

>>67858678

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Australia

>Russian Civil War
>Vietnam War

>>67860190

Giving up halfway through is the same as losing.

>>67858678
>How can other cunts even compete?
by not creating and watching abo porn
Australia is the only Scooby Doo on the planet that produces abo porn. And abo music.
If you, the wretched outcasts, you trash worms managed to find a cure for both aids and cancer, none of that would elevate you in the eyes of other nations.
How can you fucking watch abo porn? How fucked up do you have to be to watch that?

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>>67860127
oh lawd thats my oc

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>>67860087
Oops, sorry Xer, I didn't mean to trigger you. Shame 4chan doesn't have any safe spaces, eh? Anyway, as-salāmu ʿalaykum and namasté my brown friend.

>>67860286
t. ottoman rapebaby

We're losing the culture war. Dirty Muslims are blaring their shitty music outside as I type this.

>>67858678
Neither have we, but we're both small nations supporting larger ones. Neither of us has fought a war solo or been invaded, we sit mostly out of the way and send troops

>>67860401
>Neither have we

Russian Civil War

>>67859691
>his country has never been invaded
>yaps about winning every war.

>>67860357
I dont seem to understand what you just wrote.
Was it: Boy oh boy, it's a frying skereton!

>>67860286
wtf aussies are fucking disgusting

btw where did you find this abo porn

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>>67860456
Unless you are counting retarded Fenians trying to ransom Canada for Irish independence, we haven't been invaded either.

>>67860286
Wtf I hate Aussies now

>>67860513
Technically not, as we weren't a nation yet. Our settlers pushed the Americans out. Not claiming we burned the whitehouse that was a british fleet.

>>67859428
you denying the emu war is like americans calling vietnam a political failure

>>67858678
Vietnam

>>67858678
We can't

>>67860642
lol

>>67860335
>being butthurt
>talks about safe spaces

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>>67860706

>>67860490
I never actually saw or looked for abo porn.
I did however stumble on the thought of abos making porn, i was in my blank mind session, just sit, stare at the wall and let the thoughts pass as they come.
People do that to ease up on head pressure.
But the thought of abo porn disgusted me so fucking much that i shrugged all of the sudden.
I mean, if such a vile thing can exist, it must come from Scooby Doo. And i was right.
I dont dare google abo porn, im scared of what i might see.

The Netherlands defeated the Holy Roman Empire, France, UK, Spain/Austria, Russia, conquered England and liberated the USA.

Please come again.

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>>67861141
I googled it
You were right to be scared

>>67860822
I'm not a SJW. Just pointing out your butthurt.

>>67861533
It's not butthurt, the whole country hates Toronto for one reason or another, none of them because of butthurt. It's because Toronto is a shithole.

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>tfw your country is so perfect that salty cunts are forced to use memes about things that didn't happen or don't matter to even criticize you