>Wagga Wagga >Walla Walla >Bong Bong >Woolloomooloo

>tfw not sure if reading a list of Australian place names or the lyrics to Witchdoctor by The Cartoons

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>gobbagombalin
honestly what the fuck

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>>67855895
>Seventeen Seventy
>Texas
>Boing Boing
>Chinaman's Knob
>Chinkapook
>Cock Wash
>Delicate Nobby
>Tittybong
>Nowhere Else
>Poowong
>Yorkey's Knob
>Wee Waa

>poowong

>>67856049
How much of a fucking legend must Lloyd be to literally get put on the map

>>67856110
That's just an American tourist walking around

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>>67856073
>Nowhere Else
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK

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>>67856110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0lV6uMtcz8

>>67856073
>Cock Wash
What makes someone name it that? Your banter has no bounds

>>67855895

Meanwhile, in Italy..

"Not far from Poggio Sannita there is a town called Capracotta (“cooked goat” in Italian). In Apulia, there is a lovely town of Troia (“hooker” in Italian), Bastardo and Ramazzano le Pulci (“sweeping fleas”) in Umbria; Orgia, Belsedere (loosely translated as “cute ass”) and Femminamorta (“dead woman”) in Toscana; Pisciotta (uhm, “pussy” in local vulgar dialect) in Campania"

>>67856235
those are pretty good names tbqh dont you think? who doesn't wanna live in Belsedere?

>>67856130
very underrated

I live in Watanobbi, NSW.

Place is so shit that the name actively drives prices down here.

We show respect to our aboriginal ancestors by naming locations after them
if you make fun of our town names you're racist against indigenous people

>>67855895
>implying it's not fun to say woolloomooloo or wagga wagga

>>67856534
Lived there when I was younger 2bh

>>67856548

Where you at now, M8?

>>67856534
>>67856548
is it true what they say about your knobbies?

>>67856573

They're pretty big knobs, desu.

>>67856611
how big

>>67856569
Canberra atm

>>67856627

Big enough that your Mum can feel a vague scrape along the side of her Channel Tunnel-like pussy

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FUARK ME MOITE, CHECK OUT THESE BUNGLE BUNGLES

>>67856639

Thinking of moving there myself for work. Watanobbi isn't as shit as it was 10 years ago, still a fucktonne of derros around the houso areas and the shops, always see cunts having drags and shit outside asking for change. But the hilly bits all have new houses, thank fuck I live up there. Bogans can't be arsed to walk up hills.

>>67856130
Lel

>>67856648
you'll have to be more specific

>>67856686
the fuck is this Dr. Seuss shit

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>>67856073

Im glad our legacy of naming places silly things lives on in Australia

Abo pluralisation works by repeating the word.

Also Walla Walla is American

>>67856695

I didn't realize how bogan this sounded while I was typing it, I see why people might have trouble understanding us m80s

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>>67856774
I tend to visit the old country every year (except this year I don't have to go!) so far to date I've been unable to get to Penistone or Lickar Moor

>>67856851
What are Ferris and drags in this context?

>>67856961

Ferris?

Also, a drag is the act of smoking a cigarette.

>>67856994
derros, autocorrect fucked that up as I'm a filthy phoneposter

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>>67857030

Derros are basically unintelligent, unemployed vagrants. Kinda like that.

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http://peakery.com/mount-nigger-australia/
>A real australian place

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>>67855895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsgq2SV6XvY

JUST MY JOCKS ON M8!

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>>67857274
lel

We have a city named "sexmoan"
Americans did it

>>67857363

Nobody gave you permission to post

Someone post that map of eastern england around cornwall

I live about a half an hour from a town called "Westmoreland".

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>>67855895
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20oqyMVbss0

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Get on our level Australia:

>Dildo
>Come By Chance
>Blow Me Down
>Goobies
>Witless Bay
>Balls Creek
>Sober Island
>Mushaboom
>Lower Economy
>Upper Economy
>Quispamsis
>Cocagne
>Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha! (Also the only town in the world with two exclamation points in its name.)
>Mayo
>Trois-Pistoles (3 pistols)
>Punkeydoodles Corners
>Crotch Lake
>Ball's Falls
>Wawa
>Mono
>Flin Flon
>Finger
>Bacon Ridge
>Mosquito Grizzly Bears Head Lean Man
>Climax
>Moose Jaw
>Eyebrow
>Big Beaver
>Urin
>Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump
>Dead Man’s Flats
>Spuzzum
>Skookumchuk
>Stoner

>>67857457
Ur mom m8
She let me use the compy after she gave me a gobby

>>67855895
Ooh, eeh, ooh, ah, ah, ting, tang, walla, walla, bing, bang

>>67857884
I never knew that song was a bunch of Australian cities

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>>67855895

Pallinsaari, Utajärvi,
>Balls island
Pallivaha, Turku, kohouma
>Balls wax
Pallisilmä, Uurainen, vakavesi
>Balls eye
Pallipuro, Rautavaara, virtavesi
>Balls stream
Hevonperse, Kuusamo, koski
>Horses arse
Hevonperseenmäki, Kuopio, kohouma
>Horses arse hill
Hevonperseenmutka, Suomussalmi, virtaveden osa
>Horses arse bend
Mulkkuset, Vesilahti, saari
>mulkku(dick / asshole)
Mulkkusaari, Sotkamo, saari
>dick island
Mulkkuvuori, Keuruu, kohouma
>dick mountain
Tissi, Punkaharju, saari
>tits
Tissinpohja, Heinola, vakaveden osa
>titsbottom
Tissikukkulat, Suomussalmi, kohouma
>tit hills
Pimppiniemi, Laukaa
>pussy peninsula
Pillulampi, Posio, vakaveden osa
>pussy bond
Pissisaari, Kolari, saari
>pee island
Pervonkallio, Sastamala, kohouma
>pervert cliff
Pervonoja, Pori, virtavesi
>pervert dike
Pervonmaa, Loimaa, metsäalue
>pervert land
Homonlampi, Lapinlahti, vakavesi
>homosexual bond
Homosaari, Kalajoki, saari
homosexual island
Neekerisaari, Liperi, saari
>nigger island
Persesilmänlampi, Ranua, vakavesi
>ass eye bond
Perseenpaistama, Suomussalmi, metsäalue
>ass blazed
Tussusaari, Orivesi, saari
>another pussy island
Tussut, Luvia, saari
>pussies
Runkunneva, Vähäkyrö, pelto tai niitty
>whank bog
Runkausjoki, Tervola, virtavesi
>whank river
Runkausvaara, Simo, kohouma
>whank danger
Terskanperä, Siikalatva, kylä tai kaupunginosa
>glans back (dick tip)
Terskanlahti, Rantasalmi, Vakaveden osa
>glans bay
Peräpukama, Nurmes, pelto tai niitty
>hemorroid
Kusipää, Sodankylä, kohouma
>asshole (piss head)
Satiainen, Isojoki, pelto tai niitty
>crab (STD)
Lesta, Ikaalinen, saari
>lestadian
Nahkahousut, Helsinki, saari
>leather pants

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>>67857994

Bogans are offspring of convicts

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>>67857488

>>67857699
Choice

>>67858997
They share the same value as rednecks, However American Rednecks have genuine legitimate income, but bogans do not, and live off government welfare. Fucken cunts giving our taxes away,