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/Carib/ Revival Act III Edition
ITT: We accept the fact that German Shepherds are the best dogs.
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Is Venezuela Carib?
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>>67833901
It's more Latin America, but then again people consider Guyana to be apart of the Caribbean so there's that to consider.
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are yall back to postin anime instead of that jungle fever shit
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>>67834424
Sure why not
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>>67834360
>people consider Guyana to be apart of the Caribbean

But the Venezuelans consider it part of Venezuela
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>>67836821
Yeah but thankfully we have you(USA) to stop Venezuela if they try anything ambitious.
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>>67837097
They are welcome to try. :^)
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>>67837241
Good Evening Madam
Where have you been?
We need you draw in orbiters to save our general
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>>67837097
now that Guyana has oil I'm sure we'd be more than happy to liberate them from Bolivarian tyranny
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>>67837388
We have oil too, please annex us and save us from ourselves.
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>>67837535
just tweet rude things @ trump until he invades

>>67837353
They're mostly in telegram

Even I was but I'm to shy to interact without the comforting anonymity of a commonflag and was eventually removed
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>>67837738
>tweet rude things @ trump until he invades
But I like Trump, I can't be rude to him even for the greater good.
Also yes Telegram was a mistake, I'm gonna have to go hog tie each of them and drag them back here.
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I want to be a Caribbean desu senpai
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>>67838633
>white girls
Strike 1
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Janny janny janny janny janny janny
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>>67838929
I personally prefer Asian(Ideally Samoan) women.
>>67839061
>Janitors on /int/
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>>67839190
Samoan women are fat and nasty. Why do you have such bad taste
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>>67839355
I've only met one Samoan women and she was hot,athletic and was the same height as me(6ft3 inches) which is very rare here.
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>>67837931
>I'm gonna have to go hog tie each of them and drag them back here.
you can't just kidnap people, this isn't /lat/
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>>67839573
>One Samoan woman was an anomaly and was actually qt

They are athletic I'll give them that. Strong bastards
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>>67837353
Around.

I can't do anything. Ask PK.
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>>67841769
I've accepted that this General is finished, it's been a good one.
C'est la vie
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>>67841963
Nah, I refuse.
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>>67842603
that's the spirit
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>>67844268
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What is the go to beer of the Caribbean
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>>67844268
How do I convince the people of my country of the importance of a Second Amendment equivalent?
>>67844696
Not sure my friends seem to like Bud Light Platinum.
There's also Bushcrack which is cheap and high in alcohol so people who hang out at are always drinking them.
>>67844650
Very well Then
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>>67844857
>hang out
*people who hang around Bars
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>>67844857
start a crime wave by robbing and assaulting people until law abiding citizens see the need for armed self defense
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>>67845229
Never take your right to bear arms for granted mate, I've got a uphill battle ahead of me.
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>tfw only want to go faster

Bahamas pls help, wat do?
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>>67846687
>only want to go faster
What did he mean by this?
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>>67846785
Bikes mang

I just keep wanting to go faster and I don't think my bike is providing that for me anymore.

>cant get a new one
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>>67846864
Mate, True joy on a motorcycle isn't in raw speed but in how much you can connect to your bike.
Practise, see how much speed you can carry through a corner, push the limits of grip and once you've reached that then it's time for a faster bike.
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>>67847014
I'm doing all that but I still want to go sanic fast. I had to use every bit of power to keep up with a shitbox Toyota to make the guy mad
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>>67847303
You're the guy with the 250cc Korean bike right?
If you feel you've reach the limit then get a 300CC Ninja bike if you can find one(this may be a challenge) if not get a Cbr600 or ninja600, but I warn you they aren't toys
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>>67847446
>You're the guy with the 250cc Korean bike right?
si

>if not get a Cbr600 or ninja600, but I warn you they aren't toys
thats what i keep telling people but they refuse to believe that. my brother didnt even believe me until he rode his friends cbr. i cant get a new bike tho because even if i could find a cheap one my parents would never agree to that.

>tfw people keep asking if im afraid of the bike because i dont ride like a mad cunt in traffic
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ate so much my head hurts.

Also one of my siblings is trying to introduce me to some bitch friend of hers. Should I go for it?
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>>67847656
>trying to introduce me to some bitch friend of hers
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>>67841963
No!

>>67847656
You can have some harpies, just like me
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>>67847578
Don't let people pressure you into doing stupid stunts or being a Dare devil, Most of people saying you're "afraid of bikes" don't know jack shit about them outside of what they see in youtube videos.
Go at your on pace
Tell your parents its merely minor increase in power
>>67847656
Give her chance if your lonely/horny
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What's the meaning of Bahamian flag?

Why black/yellow/cyan? It's kind of neat.
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>>67847876
This intrigues me too
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>>67847876
>>67847953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9aV4Zn8JJE
Enjoy bros
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>>67847853
>Don't let people pressure you into doing stupid stunts or being a Dare devil, Most of people saying you're "afraid of bikes" don't know jack shit about them outside of what they see in youtube videos.
i know. i ride for me

>Tell your parents its merely minor increase in power
problem is my dad already mentions from time to time that hes worried and i kind of redpilled my mom on 600's to get her to like the idea of a 250

im getting some better tyres tho so i suppose ill just have to make do
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>>67848016
>Aquamarine for the sea

Didn't expect that :^)
In all seriousness though the bit about the black and its shape was interesting.

I'm the Fort Lauderdale anon who wants to go to Freeport/Grand Bahama, never got a chance to respond earlier. Fishing's nice, not too keen on diving but really what I'm most about is visiting natural areas, like U.S. national parks and monuments (have seen many)... Bahamas have anything like that? Should I visit Nassau as well? Are there boats that go everywhere I would want to go?
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Any madman here staying up late to get them black friday sales?

My neigbors are readying two trucks for that shit? wtf do they need so much shit for?

>>67847750
>>67847815
>>67847853
I don't know, I;m not sure I;m willing to move into a town I don;t like just for some pussy I;m not sure about and that I don't want that much.
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>>67848016
Kewl
>It's going to be a while before he hits SVG

>>67848749
>move into a town
what?

>black Friday sales
Me to a certain extent
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>>67848357
I've never been to Grand Bahama
but I hope this helps
http://www.bahamasfinder.com/national-parks.html
Nassau has Fort Monique, Fort Fin Castle and The Water Tower also a few parks here and there
Long Island has Dean's Blue hole the deepest blue hole on the planet
San salvador has Columbus's landing(Where some believe is where Christopher columbus first made landfall in the new world)
Andros has a lot of under water caves if you're feel brave
I should know more about my country, I'm a disgrace.
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>>67849348
>what?
My sister wants to get me a place in the town she lives at.

>Me to a certain extent
Well, online doesn't count. Unless you will be making a line at a big retail store and fighting over a shitty ass chinese tv. Shit's insane yo.
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>>67838633
same, seems nice

how do you Caribbean guys view Britain? y'know, given that most of you were our colonies or still are overseas territories still
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>>67847876
anglophone caribbean nations all have really aesthetic flags desu.

>>67848016
why isn't t*rks and caicos part of the bahamas?
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>>67849508
Due to your Privy council we can't hang criminals.
We drive on the left hand side of the street and if the shtf you guys will come protect us.(Some super paranoid conspiracy nuts feel that if it weren't for this Haiti would have annexed us)
So I view you as the unseen force that keeps us safe from a distance.
>>67849579
They didn't want "independence" with us, they felt we'd end up a failed state like Haiti(Ironically a lot of Turks and Caicos Islanders come here for jobs)
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>>67849673
Cheers Bahamabro. We'll definitely help you out should you ever need it
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>>67849375
Hmm, looks like I'll have to visit both Grand Bahama as well as New Providence, then, to get the full experience of the country (or at least as close as you can get to such a thing)

>Boat from Fort Lauderdale to Freeport takes 3 hours
>MAIL BOAT FROM FREEPORT TO NASSAU TAKES 8 HOURS
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>>67849496
>online doesn't count.
There is absolutely fuck all online

>>67849508
Place with good universities
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>>67832048
Does Cuba post here ever?
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>>67850122
Not really, I got my friends from cuba to post but they show up as different flags due to VPNs
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>>67850064
>MAIL BOAT
Bring a blanket and know that there are no beds on that thing(at least on the one I was on)
Bring food too
Also the mail boat is never as quick as they promise so I'd say about ten hours.
There is another boat called "The Island Link" it has beds but the rooms aren't reserved so you'll have to move in quick to secure a room.
This is all assuming you're travelling at night or in the evening.
>>67849789
Arrigato Britain senpai
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>>67850064
http://www.bahamas.com/
I suppose I should have just given you this link instead
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>>67850281
The Island Link goes from Freeport to Nassau? I didn't find it in the Internet search. I posted about the mail boat because it was the one I saw by searching. Could do a flight as well, but my dear dad, he has problems with them. And he enjoys boats, go figure.
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>>67850327
Cheesy touristy stuff aaaa but thanks, will use to plan fishing, eating and whatnot. Perhaps I should not only visit Freeport and Nassau but maybe also the Abacos or some of the islands further southeast? I guess it depends on how much time I'll have.
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>>67850122
does Castro let them?
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I'm going to bed gents and singular lady.
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>>67850813
she is an AI
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>>67849673
>Some super paranoid conspiracy nuts feel that if it weren't for this Haiti would have annexed us

I thought Haiti disbanded it's military
Or do they mean this would have happened a long time ago
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Will Haiti ever not be shit?
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>>67861605
That's like asking if shit will ever not stink

I swear flow keeps their servers in a field and have to run outside with a tarp every time it rains. Been restricted to mobile since yesterday morning
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>>67861833
>if shit will ever not stink
Well there are ways to make it less stink


>tarp every time it rains.
Never had this problem
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Do you guys like persimmons? I like the way they taste, but not their skin.


>>67832048
>best dogs
Breed a healthy dog, you sadist.
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>>67862979
>persimmons
They are not the best, I kind of like them though

Fruit power rankings
1.Sour sop
2.Mango
3.Ackee
4.Pineapple
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>>67863595
I haven't had Sour sop and ackee. Since, I'm with my Vincentian family in Canarsie I will probably pick up some, if they are in season.

My picks are:
1. pomegranate
2. peaches
3. mango

I dislike pineapple. It hurts my tongue.
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>>67863595
>sour sop and ackee
What's this?!

Sorry to Bahamas for turning /carib/ into my little tourist question there yesterday but it's just too often Americans think of Canada and Mexico as our only neighbors and forget our island friends off Florida!
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>>67863798
>Sour sop and ackee
You are missing out

>>67864012
>pic related
Soursop one of the greatest fruits to grace this earth


Ackee has different names depending on the island but it is good
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>>67864240
I'm not really a fan of codfish. It's too salty for me. I enjoy eating the bakes that come with it though.

I will probably buy some soursop nectar before I head home.
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>>67864387
>codfish.
That is not the Ackee I am talking about, see pic
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>>67864486
What kind is that? The one I know of is this one.
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>>67864240
Is it truly sour?
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>>67864568
We specify those as Jamaican ackees

The other names for the one I am talking about are;
Spanish lime, genip, guinep, genipe, ginepa, quenepa, quenepe, chenet, canepa, mamon, limoncillo, skinip, kinnip,

>>67864618
Nope it's actually very sweet
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>>67858911
An AI that identifies as female
>>67861445
>do they mean this would have happened a long time ago
Yes, also Haiti has a tons of active militia groups.
We also have a immigration problem with them, they just get on rickety little rafts and sail here, It's all up to our Defense force to rescue/stop them half the time(because the rafts fall apart)
Then we have to spend a lot of money treating, feeding and then deporting them.
The Haitian Coast Guard does nothing to help stop this.(Their boats usually don't have much fuel anyway)
Back in the old days we'd just tow their boats back into Haitian waters, but this was seen as "Inhumane"
>>67861605
They can get it together if they tried, they weren't always super poor.
>>67864012
No problem what so ever, ask away
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>>67864679
>Spanish lime, genip, guinep, genipe, ginepa, quenepa, quenepe, chenet, canepa, mamon, limoncillo, skinip, kinnip

Any more names kek?
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>>67864687
>they weren't always super poor.
And that is the part that frustrates me

>>67864762
I always get annoyed if I move island because I usually forget what the people on that island call them.
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>>67864868
I'm just imagining you playing some ackee.

"Hey, man. You got any spanish lime?"
"What?"
"ackee"
"This kind?"
"No. Spanish lime, genip, guinep, genipe, ginepa, quenepa, quenepe, chenet, canepa, mamon, limoncillo, skinip, kinnip"
"Yeah, man. Why didn't you say so?"

That was a bad joke.
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>>67864971
That's legit how it goes, or I have to point at them
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What's for breakfast mates?
I'm having Hash Browns and Sausages
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>>67865305
Ate two large pastechi's.

I feel regret.
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>>67865305
lol, I had a persimmons. I might have some toast.
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>>67862979
depends how ripe they are desu
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>>67865812
Do you like them more or less ripe?
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>>67865833
sort of medium ripe?
not so ripe that you would eat it with a spoon but ripe enough to taste good
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>>67866020
I see.
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>>67865608
>pastechi'
I'm jelly to be honest
>>67865683
Neat
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>>67865608
>pastechi
Damn, I want one of those.
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>>67866062
are they a common caribbean fruit or are you just mentioning them cause you had them?

I only know about them cause my mom is Korean
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>>67866417
They are common in my family. I usually don't buy them personally. I'm at my grandpa's house so I decided to eat one.
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Here's a fun topic: cyrptids.

Any "mythical/crpytozoological creatures" you have tales of, /carib/?

What about Caribbean monk seals? Ever get "sightings" of them, like Australia gets of thylacines?
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>>67866612
>cyrptids
http://www.bahamas4u.com/bahamasfolktales.html
Our most popular is the Chick Charney, a mythical Bird said to have supernatral powers.
I have a nsfw story about it if anyone wants to hear it.
There's Lusca, a Kraken like Cryptid said to grow in strength and size the more evil/wicked the people around it are.
Said to live in one of the countless Blue holes around Andros Island
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>>67867091
>NSFW story about a mythical bird
Too curious to pass up
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>>67866612
I don't think we have any here
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>>67850224
really? what kind of flags?
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>>67867556
Canada and merica
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Feeling so bored all the time
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>>67868632
Get a hobby

Have you watched cartoon conspiracy and theory videos?
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>>67868735
Everything seems so boring....but I'm trying still


>cartoon conspiracy and theory videos
used to but as with everything else, I got bored.
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>>67867393
Well I was about eleven years old and my parents were travelling away so they left me with my babysitter, a sixteen year old choir girl.
She was nice, I had nothing against her and she could cook. Every evening around seven or eight she'd tell me scary stories and sometimes about the Chick Charney and how it would curse and or kill children who wander about at night.
Being the kid I was such stories only fascinated me but here is where the story gets interesting
I noticed sometimes at night/evening she'd go out alone especially after telling me a scary story and sending me to bed.
This one time I decided to follow her(I wanted to see if the monster would attack her or at least appear), she had taken a fresh shower and was wearing a nice dress. In the settlement we lived in there weren't many street lights so it's quite easy to tail some.(I was a big fan of metal gear solid so I felt like solid snake)
As I tail her she heads to the church the pastor let's her in, he's known as a no nonsense Married man of God .
They enter and close the door, I wait a few minutes and then try and enter but no good it's locked, but no worries there is a tree nearby and I can sneak in and out through the window like during sunday school(at this point I'm feeling all sorts of like Solid snake)
By the time I made it in they are in his office, they are kissing, I couldn't believe my eyes.
But being the curious lad I was I merely observed, I watched as he undressed her. She placed her hands against the wall as she leaned forward, he raised her dress and pulled her underwear down dropped his pants and went to town on her.
At this point I couldn't look, minutes passed but I decided to make my escape before they were done. I make a clean escape, also you guys should note that the age of consent here is 16.
But yes at nights she'd sneak out to meet the pastor and would tell me stories to keep me indoors.
I never did find the monster, I never blackmailed her either she was nice
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>>67869725
wew that's a long read but good
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>>67869099
Do you do drugs? They can help until they themselves become boring
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>>67869866
>Do you do drugs?
Nope,but I do drink
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>>67869725
Good story.
I wish I could have seen something like that. It sounds so dramatic.
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>>67870001
I recommend taking psychedelics if they are available on SVG

Either you'll have an awesome experience and have fun, or a fucking awful experience, which will give a new appreciation for sobriety
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>>67870175
>if they are available on SVG
Nah, I have never seen them
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>>67869725
>At this point I couldn't look,
I meant to say "I couldn't look *away"
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There's a massive protest going right now, I don't know what it's about but I feel bad for not being there.
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>>67869725
Scandalous! Excellent presentation though. I wonder what it would have been like to grow up in a small Bahamian settlement. It seems foreign to my imagination.

>>67871045
Stay safe, what's it about? Are you having government troubles?

Any /carib/ want to play around with Vocaroo? I came up with a list of things to say if you're feeling bored. Just say it the way you naturally would. That's what I will do, at the risk of sounding bad.

Here's my list (I'll say everything that's not in parentheses, in next post):

Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
Kingstown
Bequia
Grenada
United States of America
New York City
California
Chicago
Commonwealth of the Bahamas
Nassau
Exuma
Andros
Puerto Rico
BayamĆ³n
San Juan
El Yunque (National Forest)
State of Florida
Miami
Fort Lauderdale
Daytona
Aruba
Oranjestad
Hooiberg
Fort Zoutman
Trinidad
Tobago
Chaguanas
Gaspar Grande
Jamaica
New Kingston
Montego Bay
Savanna la Mar
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>>67872562
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JXOd9Nlle1

Sorry I was underwater. Actually, my regular computer is away for repair and I have to use this very crappy one in the meantime.
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>>67872562
>Are you having government troubles?
It's apparently about our Government and The Chinese Government trying to reach a deal about agriculture and Fishery, local Fisherman( and There crews) are very much against this and assisted with organising this protest, Downtown is booked out with protesters, so far it's tame no rioting but the Official Opposition Government leader is on the Scene and so is the third party Leader.
Several Workers unions are also backing the protest.
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>>67873098
Hmm interesting... local anglers don't want to sell/ship fish to Chinese? What do they stand to lose with the deal?
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>>67873505
There you go
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y8xyRSmzGv
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>>67873942
Cool, hope mine wasn't TOO shitty and hard to hear. Felt a little pain for you at the beginning. I understood everything except when you said New York City, what was that lol?
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>>67873505
They do, This new Hypothetical deal would allow the Chinese to directly catch their own fish cutting the local fisherman out of the deal.
They are also worried they'll over fish our waters and turn it barren.
We already have Dominican poachers to worry about
I wanna post a vocaroo but I have a weak voice
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>>67874335
Tims city, the running joke is that all black people there wear timberlands
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>>67874354
Chinese fishing in the Bahamas? Closest Caribbean nation to the U.S.?! This won't stand! But in all seriousness, I hadn't even known of their interest in doing such a thing. Hope the Bahamian anglers come out okay.

also you should post anyway
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>>67874512
Ah, it sounded to me like you'd said Thames city, which of course would make no sense. I've never even been close to NYC to know such a thing. I've visited 30/50 states in this nation but never almost any of the Northeast region.
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>>67866116
You can always make some yourself tbqh.

>>67866170
Gouda, ground meat or chicken?

>>67872562
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Mz2NbdsM3m
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>>67873942
>>67874561
please don't make fun of my voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yg4mzw39rs
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>>67874838
How the fuck is your mic always so clean?
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>>67874838
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yg4mzw39rs
>Pronounce Spanish things perfectly
>Pronounce Dutch things perfectly
Is this usual?

>>67874930
Nah your voice isn't weak or anything but I did laugh when your mic kind of crapped out on "Fort Zoutman." Family in Fort Lauderdale huh? That's cool.
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>>67874930
American/10
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>>67874838
Lovely voice please weigh in on mine, but remember I have a heart of Glass
>>67875066
>>67875085
Thanks Guise
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>>67874945
Should it be shitty then? I don't know mane.

>>67875066
Blessed is the language known as Papiamento!
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>>67872962
You know what, mine sounded like such shit and you guys were so clear, I decided to do it over for y'all.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s16L13mOySV9
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>>67874838
you sound like my friend's colombian mom
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>>67875143
8/10 accent. Could be mistaken for American but the subtle differences are there.

>>67875206
t. All American boy. I can smell the apple pie from here.
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>>67875146
>elements of Spanish, Portuguese, Dutch, English and French, as well as Arawakan and African languages

Damn
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>>67875206
Mid-Western american

>>67875386
it's a cluster fuck

How does my accent sound I need to know!
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>>67875340
T-thanks.

>>67875386
Monolinguals btfo
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>>67875537
>Monolinguals btfo
:(
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>>67874838
I would enjoy a cheese one. Chicken can get boring.
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>>67875582
Stop messing around and get to work on learning German.

>>67875619
There's also fish or chop suey if you're feeling adventurous.
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>>67875515
It doesn't sound heavy to me. Perfectly understandable, I'm not sure I could compare it too much to any other countries. Most of the U.S. names sounded quite normal. You have an odd way of saying the word "weird" though.

You've pegged me as midwest huh? Well, I'm originally from northern Kentucky, so that's a pretty good job.
>>
>>67875788
>Most of the U.S. names sounded quite normal
Because I hear them all the time

>>67875678
Yes boss
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>>67875678
I would definitely eat fish, but I think chop suey would be weird. I hardly like pasta anyway.
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>>67873942
>>67874930
Good deep voices lads.
>tfw too scared to record my voice because I sound like a http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xGiZ7z17Eo

>>67874838
Love your 'Gr' sound.
Can you say; 'Een beer zegt grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr'?
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>>67875341
>8/10 accent
T-thanks Aruba chan
>>67876946
Thanks mate
>>
There was a thread the other day on /int/ where people were sharing tourism commercials for other countries they'd seen, so I'm going to subject you all to this shit.

Aruba - I've actually seen this one on TV.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_tM-FWOHUE

Bahamas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFNx6XGsIxs

Sorry SL, but I've never seen a commercial for Saint Vincent and the Grenadines :(
>>
>>67877930
They usually go for a minimalist approach

https://youtu.be/4x4ASGlzExI
>>
Boyz and one Girl there is a psn sale and I'm leveling whether I should buy Sniper elite 3 or Mad Max.
What think?
>>
>>67878216
Ahh yes, didn't see it in my area because
>no blizzard lmao
>>
>>67878274
Don't know how much help I would be as I have not played Mad Max but I did get quite a bit of enjoyment and time out of Sniper Elite 3.
It was a very early PS4 game though
>>
>>67878309
https://youtu.be/oJlnfo9ckxY

They have recently gotten into the habit of using non-potato cameras.They have purged the records of the bad quality
commercials that they once had. It's all dji drones,go pros and red cameras now senpai.
>>
>>67877930
ABC islands

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7OuoPpu2OQ
>>
>>67878625
I wonder why they decided to reduce the
brightness so much.
>>
>>67878625
I would only be able to tolerate that level of autotune were I actually there.

>>67878521
Well I cannot say that what is being shown does not have natural beauty, it does. I don't watch a whole lot of TV anymore so I only remember older stuff
>>
Why are island countries so superior to other countries, /carib/?
>>
>>67879160
but...but...but I hate this place

How did those quakes treat you?
>>
>>67879413
Bit of minor shaking, but I don't live on the island that was affected
>>
>>67879160
I think it's the ocean. There's something about it.
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>>67879518
It is pretty neat to see the ocean from where ever I am on the island
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>>67878738
Did they?
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>>67879518
>There are Americans posting RIGHT NOW that aren't within 100 kms of the ocean
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>>67879708
Everywhere or just where you live?

>>67879802
>kms
Not miles
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>>67879802
Imagine living in Kansas
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>>67880058
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>>67879781
The reduced the brightness buy what looks like 1.5-2 stops and
added a color grading for some of the scenes(slightly burgundy).
Also the drone that they used had a bad gimbal since it had the
Jello rolling shutter


That is just me being an ass though....I can't do better

>>67880002
As long as you aren't in a valley you can see the coast
>>
>>67880002
>Not miles
Oddly we use miles here but most people drive Japanese cars that read in kilometers
>>
>>67880382
How about temperature scale?
>>
>>67880472
Fahrenheit
>>
>>67880715
Master race desu
>>
>>67876063
Sehr gut.

>>67876100
Cheese is the thinking man's choice anyway.

>>67876946
There's nothing wrong with it. Don't be self-conscious.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0E5ZY1o55su

>>67877930
Corny af

>>67878625
L m a o

Local music never fails to disappoint.

>>67879160
Being surrounded with water... it gives us an edge.
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>>67880928
>thinking man's choice
For a passive person or?
>>
Feels good to not be unemployed

I thought you guys were all gone forever
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>>67880928
Pretty lewd familia.
Is that a Spanishy r or a Dutch r?
Or are they the same?

>>67881518
wb
>>
There's a U.S. Virgin Islands poster out there somewhere...
>>
>>67881898
wat?
>>
>>67881126
Passive in this case.

>>67881898
My goodness you are simply incorrigible.

Who knows? Maybe a mash up of both.
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>>67881518
>>67883389
Nah we are still around
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>>67884805
Man I saw you a few days ago but I was half way through a small scuffle outside tokyo. How you doing man
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>>67885057
Working,blowing my money on worthless material goods to fill the void in my
life.
>>
>>67881518
How are you doing m'dude?
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>>67885225
So the same but with money. Good, at least you got a decent job now and soon possibly you'll fill that void. Maybe you should've gone black friday shopping at midnight, it was crazy
>>67885346
I got a job, otherwise I'm pretty much the same. I got robbed a few days ago...well more like my phone got taken but other than that I've been trying to re-invent myself. What about you bro?
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>>67885225
>blowing my money on worthless material goods
Are you me?
>>67884891
The meme war is over Soldier, you've seen enough action it's time to rest easy.
>>67881518
Me too, I almost gave up on this general
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>>67885447
Nice. What do you do there?

>I've been trying to re-invent myself
how so?

>What about you bro?
Losing a bit of hope every day, but aside from that, it's business as usual.
>>
>>67885468
I'd come here everyday, ctrl f....nothing. Those were dark times brother
>>67885789
>how so?
Well, I've been trying to adopt a more formal state of being; speech, posture that stuff. Also changed the way I talk to women, its working for the better so far

>Losing a bit of hope every day, but aside from that, it's business as usual
It concerns me that this is normal in this general but hey...at least you're not in Jamaica or here right now. Always remember that
>>
>>67885447
At digicel? nah fuck that noise

>>67885468
>Are you me?
it's the only thing I have
>>
There are two SVGs now?

WhoOoOoAaAaAaA
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>>67886155
There was three of us at some point
>>
>>67886122
It was nice...unfortunately I had to go home for work. $1400 for an S7, a good deal friendo
>>67886155
It's been like that for a while now
>>
>>67886406
only the first 5 people tho
>>
>>67886304
>>67886406
Sorry, I'm relatively new. Only been hanging around the last 2 or 3 threads or so.
>>
>>67886435
Well there was an unholy amount of people in the capital at night last night, it was like a purge movie...I wonder how many of them were disappointed
>>67886480
That's cool bro, this general is pretty chilled so eventually you'll figure the stuff out
>>
>>67886566
>how many of them were disappointed
This is SVG,it's the default mood

>>67886480
/carib/ is like 4 years old at this point
>>
Guise if this thread 404s please keep up the " Act: x" scheme please
>>
>>67886616
Fair point, so how about those college girls
>>67886668
The what?
>>
>>67886760
They are children, I am not a pedo NL
>>
>>67886760
This is the third thread since our little Hiatus, The first was titled "/Carib/ revival", the second was "/Carib/ revival Act II" and this one is called "/Carib/ Revival Act III".
It would be pretty if the next one was Titled "/Carib/ Revival Act IV"
>>
>>67886848
Neither am I but I would destroy some of them. Restraint is a good quality SL, keep that job but don't lie to me
>>
>>67886930
I legit don't see them in any sexual way, but that applies to most
women I see these days.
>>
>>67886566
It is, that's why I like it. And I actually find it more fun to talk with people who are not halfway across the world, yet in different countries, oddly enough.

>>67886881
Got it
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>>67886881
Ah, alright
>>67887023
Oh, ok. I can't say I understand that but I get what you're getting at
>>67887215
I totally get it, I love talking to Americans, you guys got so many interesting things going on
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>>67887525
Heya, I'm flattered. I don't feel nearly as disconnected from /carib/ countries as I do with most of the others on /int/, I mean, Grand Bahama is a 3-hour boat ride away and even Kingstown is a relatively short flight. I like to keep up with the region.

Plus... and I don't want to bring any animosity into the thread, but many reactions from Europeans and Asians are quite different from yours. It's not everyone, but there is a lot of "I hate America, you ruin everything, you have no culture and you couldn't possibly understand our European/Asian affairs" type attitude from them. So this community is nice in that regard.
>>
>>67887936
The constant noise is why I don't really post outside of /carib/
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>>67888070
Even though I have to admit to doing it less than half an hour ago to somebody from Wallis and Futuna, I have wondered about if the "R A R E" stuff gets on people's nerves.
>>
>>67887936
I try to contribute outside but the "rares" keep derailing the conversation. Anyways have you been rioting about trump? Its all CNN is telling me about

Plus Americans do have culture, we learn about it in school but Eurocentricism is a helluva drug
>>
>>67888157
Well if I put time and effort into the post and all I get in reply is "rare" it can be annoying
>>
>>67888290
>>67888286
I should stop rare'ing, but I do see a lot of the time "rares" getting asked about their country. It's still a derail I suppose, depending on the topic at hand.

I personally have not been rioting about Trump, nor have I been directly affected by any real or theoretical Trump-related riot. I'm pretty much just standing by, watching when it comes to Trump.
>>
>>67888286
I accidently marched in an anti trump rally for a few blocks because they were passing down the street right when I was leaving class and going the same direction I was
>>
>>67888368
My grandfather was a huge fan for him so he's been happy. Well whatever, I'm sure you'll just keep doing your thing
>>
>>67888368
If anything is going on I just observe silently from a distance
>>
>>67888560
>>67888599
I'm a little bit hesitant to talk politics or political alignment in /carib/ but to tell you the truth, I was not enthused for either Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump. I had pretty low views of both of them. Overall my attitude is just "let's see what he'll do."
>>
Been a while since I saw you guys in the catalog
>>
Also, I, Florida Man, solemnly swear to never "R A R E" again
>>
>>67888689
Well I don't really know what the next 4 years will bring....but it will be interesting.
>>
>>67889386
Based on prior experience, do you think it will have much, or any, effect on St. Vincent and the Grenadines?
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>>67889552
It probably will,just how bad we will get fuck over remains to be seen
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>>67891068
What's your favorite fruits guise?
I think mine is Canteloupe or Mango
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>>67891202
Peppers, technically, but barring that, cherries
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>>67891202
A tie between oranges and medlars.
>>
>>67883389
Welcome back :)

>>67884790
It was zonder voorbedachte rade, honestly.
>>
>>67891202
See previous fruit power rankings

I forg got to add sapodillas to the list!

>>67903934
>medlars
Never seen these before
>>
what is your cunt's relationship with cuba like /carib/?

was castro generally well regarded among your countrymen?
>>
>>67906279
We have many Vincentians there and Cubans here
It is a pretty good relationship I guess

>Castro
Most people are apathetic
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>>67908026
>tfw i'm at a point when I don't even do this anymore.
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>>67904696
A shame. The fruit is really tasty.

>>67906279
Neutral as it can get. Perhaps leaning towards friendly due to being fellow islanders and now working together on enhancing tourism. Not /too/ friendly to attract the attention of Papa Amerika.
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>>67906279
Aside from that one time they sank one of our Patrol boats there isn't any animosity left.
They apologised, compensated the families and bought a new boat to replace it.
>>
>>67908516
I can't even

>>67909344
i must find it

>>67910251
>compensated the families
some people died?
>>
>>67911864
Yes, a few marines did
http://rbdf.gov.bs/the-flamingo-incident/
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>>67912524
interdasting
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>>67891202
Passion fruit is the absolute best familia, but mango is a close second.
In summer time they have a passion fruit & mango kwark here which is amazing.

>>67908026
>>67908516
>iktf
carib is one of the enjoyable things in my life besides wageslaving and paying of denbts (almost cleared though), but then this >>67909344 comes along and it really hurts my feel, I'm trying so hard but I'll never be recognised as Papa Netherlands.
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>>67913171
The passion fruits here are generally too acidic here, but there is a
special kind of passion fruit that I like and it tastes nothing like normal passion fruits. Passiflora laurifolia is a mix between pineapple,mango and passion fruit.
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>>67913171
You come first, domkop.
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>>67913171
>recognised as Papa Netherlands.
why is this necessary?
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>>67914543
Kyaa~

>>67914937
Don't ruin this for me.

>>67916410
Cooking: yes
body: no
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>>67916410
What can these be used for?
>>
>>67919673
For cooking, hair,skin....lube
>>
>>67918387
Behave.

>>67919990
Nothing says romance like having your asshole smell like coconut.
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>>67920443
>your asshole smell like coconut.
you fuggen know it
>>
>>67920443
Tossing Fruit Salad?
>>
>>67921379
What does my asshole smell like?
>>
>>67922564
Dunno and don't want to know
>>
>>67922564
Probably smells like ass desu senpai
>>
>>67913171
Well, a name is not something you give to yourself imo. Others have to give it to you.

How much in the red are you senpai?
>>
>>67916410
Is it good to use? I love to cook, but I'm always using Spanish olive oil or peanut oil.

Also, I have decided to namefag. I am Bahamian tourism/Fort Lauderdale/Vocaroo man.
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>>67926868
Yes, just make sure it's food grade

I get it from a guy who cold presses it himself and I tested his
facilities for fungi/mold and aerobics many times so I know it's
all good
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>>67926950
I'd probably get it from the food section in the market :P

Can I fry alligator in it?
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>tfw the lady at the shoe store was really nice

could have probably sold me a bridge desu. anybody taking advantage of the meme friday sales?

>>67922564
m8
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>>67927009
>Can I fry alligator in it?
Probably

Prince harry was here,seemed like he tolerated this place well enough

>>67927051
>anybody taking advantage of the meme friday sales?
cybermonday is my last hope
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>>67927137
>cybermonday is my last hope
trying for the phones you wanted?
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>>67927226
I already bought one, I just need to get another one and some
cases.
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>>67927416
>cases
slightly triggered desu
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>>67927516
I want some protection so the fucker doesn't shatter if it drops
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>>67927416
Why you want two phones?
>>
>>67927837
One is for me,one is for someone who doesn't have much money
>>
>>67927784
but
dont
drop
it
tho
senpai
>>
>>67927883
That's nice of you

I use an S5 Active
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I forget is Aruba Dutch or British?
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>>67928211
Dutch
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>>67927784
That's the beauty of still using a flip phone
pic related is durable as fuck
>>
Do you guys think Masochists actually exist, or is it all theater?
>>
>>67928423
Yea.....no

>>67928426
>Do you guys think Masochists actually exist
Yes,because humans are strange creatures
>>
what does our local skynet representative (aruba) do?

>>67928423
what kind of drugs you sell man
>>
>>67928426
Yeah, there are clubs dedicated to this sort of stuff.

I guess some people like hurting people and some people like getting hurt, so it balances out.

I find it disturbing. I hate pain in sexual contexts.
>>
>>67928601
what kind do you want?

>>67928426
If you can think of a fetish someone out there has it
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>>67928621
>I hate pain in sexual contexts.
I thought so too,but it is good fun when done correctly

>>67928942
>If you can think of a fetish someone out there has it
this
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>>67928942
uhh... you got memes?
>>
>caribbean
More like Caribbikangz lol
WE
>>
>>67929100
Noooo, I'm an innocent orange blossom.
>>
>>67929365
We wuz caciques and shiet senpai, 4 realz.

>>67928426
Some people enjoy the feeling of being hurt without actually being in real danger, so yes.

>>67926868
>FM
good boy
>>
>>67929578
Eh???
>>
>>67929256
>le depression meme
Boring. Just kys
>>
>>67929650
well thats the point right?
but not today. im in a good mood common flag man
>>
>>67844696
Every island has its own go to beer
>>
>>67929770
Well heya Dominica
>>
>>67929380
Get out there mang

>>67929650
>Just kys
If only it were that simple
>>
>>67929997
Hello America
>>
>>67930086
Call me... Florida Man...

In all seriousness though, Dominica's just one island, huh? Quite the natural treasure trove it seems if you're into that sort of stuff. How are things?
>>
>>67930085
I need to stay in my comfort zone of alligators and firearms
>>
>>67930182
I get bored rather easily so I try new things all the time.
>>
>>67930158
OK for now
>>
>>67929770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi41fi9VNis
You're island's beer is endoresed by some german
seems legit
>>
>>67930359
Funny enough there are Germans sprinkled in the Caribbean
They ran during the war but never went back fully
>>
Are you guys allowed to grow hemp in your countries? Do you have any hemp industries?
>>
>>67832048
My parents are Indians from Guyana and they always hyped it up and promised to take me there but now I realize its a third world shithole with a shit culture and none of you can speak English properly for some reason
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>>67930565
/carib/ is officially back now
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>>67930565
>Guyana is a shit hole....this is well known


>none of you can speak English properly for some reason
It's called Creole
>>
>>67930555
Nope not at all at least here.
>>
>>67930640
We have to send barrels of non-perishable food to my one uncle that still lives there

He had dial-up for a year but it got too expensive for his peasant ass
>>
>>67930802
That's too bad.

I tasted a hemp drink.
>>
>>67930359
Nice
>>67930555
Nope
>>67930960
He was probably being overcharged by his isp
>>
>>67930960
>He had dial-up for a year but it got too expensive for his peasant ass
sheit, well most /carib/s actually have better internet than Americans
>>
I'm bored /carib/, post music
>>
>>67931506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gd87JmkAkE
>>
>>67931506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPf_PJlJsJQ
>>
>>67931550
>Stuck in my cabana, living on Bananas & Blow
This is like 90% of /crib/

5/10 for the music
>>
>>67931655
Are you the anon that also likes classical music?
>>
>>67931680
yes
>>
>>67931656
It was just the first thing that came to mind and I apologize to everyone for that lol
>>
>>67931692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hO1pn6D-t4M&index=30&list=FLXO5D4tS8KbnruFZEpiNDGg
>>
>>67931506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueQKuIptDAU
>>
>>67931763
@2:40 onward is my favorite part
So dramatic, if I ever take over a business or become head of something major I'll be sure to play this during my Commissioning/Inauguration
>>
>>67931781
Rap/hip hop is low test
>>67931843
Every time i listen to that music i playback that time 3 or 4 times with the volume up
>>
And some Fado:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=784CLgjKIKo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgMUBy0XdHI
>>
>>67931940
>Rap/hip hop is low test
the words of a man who can't suck his own dick
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>the words of a man who can't suck his own dick
Lol wut
>>
>>67931998
I like, especially the first one, but I think I'd like more with no vocals.

Here is what I actually listen to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sXNyS9jQ-k
>>
>>67932090
Listen to the lyrics of >>67931781

>>67931998
this is quite nice actually
>>
>>67932114
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sXNyS9jQ-k
That's better
7/10

>>67932114
>but I think I'd like more with no vocals.
You also have instrumental Fado:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2TLCGcj6y8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJRDE-7xKDw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88SQggA1pto
>>
>>67932186
This brings up the age old philosophical question, Would it be gay to suck your own question?
On one hand you're sucking dick but on the other hand it's your dick.
>>
>>67932321
>own question
*Dick
>>
>>67932265
Much better.

Anos must mean something different in Portuguese than Spanish though...
>>
>>67932321
Is it gay to touch your own dick?
>>
>>67932362
Anos means "years" in Portuguese
AƱos in Spanish

It's almost the same
>>
>>67932418
Yeah but anos means anuses in Spanish...
>>
>>67932393
No but you inherently touch your dick, to bathe, to pee etc
Guys fap it's natural and normal but sucking your own dick?
No matter how you slice it you are SUCKING DICK.
There would be a COCK in your mouth.
Maybe I'm overthinking this
>>
>>67932516
If giving yourself a handjob isn't gay then surely giving yourself a blowjob isn't gay
>>
>>67932466
I'm not sure...
Are you Mexican?
>>
>>67932609
No, there are lots of Cubans where I live, and I had to take a year of Spanish.

I didn't really mean anything by it, just seemed slightly funny to me, the very different meaning between Spanish and Portuguese with that particular word.
>>
>>67932659
Also in Portuguese, the words anos and anus sound the same, so:

Os meus anos
O meu anus

have a totally different meaning, but the last word sounds the same
>>
Returning to music, posting some Portuguese bands i like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JUuhPw2wfk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVhyCOBjKno
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