Is Hungary distinguished from the rest of Europe in any way other

No.

>>67825186
They are incapable of cooking food without paprika.

>>67825808
I love you magyar

higher intelligence, clear water and no chemtrail

>>67825186
epik troles

>>67827924
>countryball

>>>/r/eddit

>>67825186
>Is Hungary distinguished from the rest of Europe in any way other than its special snowflake language?
No, we're basically Magyarized Slavs.

>>67825449
>>67828393
Objectively both of those claims are false

Also there's nothing wrong with cooking with paprika you snownigger.

>>67828678
Magyarized slavs, go kill yourself

>>67828678
You need to chill. I never said there was. Szegedi halászlé is amazing.

>>67829011
NO, YOU CHILL YOU FUCKING SON OF A WHORE!!!

BARK AT ME YOU FLEA-RIDDEN DOG, WHEN YOU AREN'T MUNCHING ON YOUR OWN MOTHER'S VOMIT THAT'S REGURGITATED PIG SPUNK WHILE THE SCAB IS CHEWING DOWN YOUR DEFORMED FACE YOU FILTHY GYPSY MONGREL, CRAWL IN A CESSPOOL AND ROT AWAY!!!

>>67828678
>Magyar Kingdom
>Austria-Hungary
>Hungarian People's Republic
>Stalin

Do you really consider yourself Slavs just because of the Cold War?

Hungarian WE-WUZ-ism is much more fun than other countries'. Read this:

http://kurultaj.hu/english/

>>67829335
>He thinks we didn't inherited nothing from Finnish Meme Power

>>67829335
Cold war has literally nothing to do with it.
It goes all the way to middle ages when hungarians arrived as steppe niggers and killed locals in carpathian basin then chilled there for a while. They then learned how to be human from slavs- all agricultural words and words like smith are slavic origin in hungarian. They are also tall and white nowadays due to breeding with slavs. It pains me to say this but of all countries Hungary is most similar to Slovakia.

>>67825186
Their music is the devil's music, or gypsy music, which is the same.

Also, their houses are all ground-floor only, or used to be back before modernism, because Mongols are afraid of heights higher than horseback.

>>67825186
They also possibly the only nation who can daydream more about rebuilding their empire than Germany does.

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@67829874
@67830077
Regarding your behavior, no (You)-s today

>>67829488
>the tengriism meme
Except we're from Sirius, senpai.

Also,
>thread asking Hungarians about Hungary
>butthurt neighbors arrive instantly

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>>67829874
>It pains me to say this
Slovaks are always horrible bullies and mean neighbors.

Why can't we just get along?

>>67830182
>coming from WU WUZ ROMANZ N SHIET

>>67829256
What is wrong with you?

>>67829335
No, but basically this >>67829874

>It pains me to say this but of all countries Hungary is most similar to Slovakia.
No. Of all countries Hungary is most similar to Croatia. Or Austria.

>>67830436
nem tetszik a szabadfordításom?

>>67830436
Austria lol ye maybe in 1865

>>67830340
Nice one :D

>>67829256
;___; ... friend...

>>67825186
they are in Eastern Europe and are not subhuman scum

that's unique I guess

>>67830340
Not him, imho low minded people care about muh nation and eternal guilt. I dont, i actually like hungaria, you are indeed very similar to us. You people tend to be over the norm proud for no good reason though...

>>67829256
haha penis : dd

>>67825186
Paprika, hot springs, and unashamed fascistic tendencies

>>67825186
Great women too.

>>67830636
>You people tend to be over the norm proud for no good reason though...
True. It's that mindset that prevents any progressivity in the country.

>>67830635
Austrians are cucks, i am disguisted every time i have to visit Wienna(next time on 10th Dec, shit) because you are so femine and streets are filled with brownies

>>67830753
>progressivity

haha muslim benis in trans bagina :DDD thang soros 4 mony, braise juncker

Thanks, but no thanks

>>67830753
Don't worry Sandor, at least you have many things to be proud of...as long as they are in the past. How long till Orban move into Budavar?

>>67830867
as soon as the balcony is done :D

>>67830867
kurva amyad mocskos rohadt igamtkorcs lrpetwm az arvod idiota geci

>>67828678
discaed this post, he was HAARPed by the serbs

>>67830862
By progressivity, I mean stepping forward, not being cucked.

>>67830867
Sad thing is that we allow him to do so. He's gonna be the first Jewish-Gypsy king of Hungary, desu.

>>67830819
I'm not Austrian I'm a Brit railing around Europe
you are kind of right though, lots of refugees begging in the streets and underground stations

for what it's worth Slovenia is ok too although I haven't been

>>67829874
You were northern Hungary for over 1000 years.

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>>67830955
>pálinka

Hmm... could it be....

Tóthpálinka?

>>67830925
My gf is Hungarian, and I was joking about him building a football field inside the court. Then she told me about Flecut...

>>67830819
>>67831042
Embarrassing I didn't realise you were Slovakia
I was just in Bratislava, nice city (more like a town) but the locals are dickheads

>>67831123
Az anyád faszom amerikan cigány

Slovakia strong independent!!!

>>67831129
nah the original one, plain pálinka

>special snowflake language
It's not special. It's in the same language group as Estonia and Finland.

>>67831255
Lel

No you are more likely to be mixed with gypsy blood than me

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>>67831270
Thats the original one

>>67830077
APOLOGIZE
OUR MUSIC IS VERY NICE

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>>67831377
For sure

What a shame they don't serve pizza with it

>>67831438
meghaltam

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Posting some typically Hungarian cultural features from Prekmurje, the part of Slovenia that used to be Hungarian prior to 1920.

This is a traditional Hungarian or Pannonian rustic house.

>>67831377
wait what wow slovakia is truly the greatest now, even palinka? shit i wonder why slovakia wasnt the one ruling over us

>>67831305
>It's not special. It's in the same language group as Estonia and Finland.

Sure. Just like how English is in the same language group as Punjabi. Those two languages sure have a lot in common :^)

>>67831123
There were no attempts to make magyars of us till 1858. So we preserved unchanged. I believe when the hungarian kingdom started there were much more slavs but through the years they slowly adopted hungarian language, because it was used on the universities etc. When the national movement came from western europe people accepted their national indentity from the language they sopke, there were no other differences between us.

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>>67831438
Tóthpálinka was original name, they changed it with rise of nationalism for obvious reasons. The word palinka itself is slovak.

>>67831495
This looks like it could be standing in Austria as well. Maybe not as shabby, but yeah it looks pretty alpine

>>67825186
yes weve got bigger cocks than the slavs
and also we are the most civilized nation in the region
we preserved antique greek and latin culture during slavs and romanians were fucking goats

>>67831305
it is somewhat special because we got invaded so many times
maybe
i dont know

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They believe that Jesus was a hungarian and that they come from Mars, and that they're also huns.

>>67831241
More embarrasing is when people from your work ask if melanie trump is from my country
Well we are often dickheads. It takes tame to make a good friend here but it usually lasts

>>67831585
I once talked to a Finn and he said it's basically a different language entirely. Funnily enough basic words like blood and water are pretty similar

>>67831595
all of these are true though

>>67831520
Sounds like they should started earlier

>>67825186
the crooked cross on their crown

>>67825186
Based Magyarbros are totally uncucked in comparison to the rest of Europe.
They keep the sandniggers out.

>>67828678
>getting this mad over a joke
Hungarians are shit tier. Eesti are bros.

>>67831733
dont worrry its just the butthurt squad of the region, every nation has them

I once fucked a hungarian slut and her taint smelled like ghoulash, wtf?

>>67831733
sry

>>67831815
nah i think youre right, everything we did comes from slovaks, you are truly the greatest, and that cembalom wow looks great

Hungary is like the epitomy of
>Meh, it's okay enough
I'll give you sufficient examples
>Have your crown stolen
>Get it back
>Damn, now the cross is crooked
>Ah, meh it's okay enough
>Crooked cross on crown now everywhere with story about it breaking the ruling magic of Hungary

>Build cavern into mountainside to make access from the Dunab easier
>Try to make it come out right at the shore
>Miscalculate and end up several meters above the shore
>Meh, it's good enough
>Say it was the will of god and just make it a chapel

>Be under Austrian rule
>Rebell
>Stay under Austrian rule
>Meh, it's a double monarchy under Austrian rule now. Good enough
>Stay that way for another century and be angry about it

>Be under Russian rule
>Rebell
>Stay under Russian rule
>Meh we got some things out of it, it's okay enough.

They're been irrelevant for something like 500 years, ever since austria ate em. Used to be based, but it was a long time ago

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>>67831550
The Alpine and Pannonian houses are direct opposites in that the Alpine house is made of wood and multi-storied while the Pannonian house is at ground level and made of packed clay-heavy dirt and covered with straw.

This is a typical Hungarian cembalom, a mainstay of Hungarian folk music along with the fiddle. I'll leave it up to Hungarian posters to come up with an authentically Hungarian piece of folk music.

>>67831887
>be german
>meh ill be greek instead

>>67831945
Brăilean imbecil

>>67831664
The concept of 'nations' started with the French revolution. It did not exist before that. The people were only treaten by class, money and religion(protestant v catholic)
European histrory is long and interesting, read something if u want

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>>67831914
>Used to be based, but it was a long time ago

>>67831887
Holy shit, that is legit the most accurate description of my people I've ever seen.

Screencapping it for future use.

>>67832001
gălățean imbecil

>>67831887
the monarchy was the last time we were greater hungary
1956 couldnt have succeeded without outside help which would have obviously led to war
but this post is mostly right

>>67832001
>>67832044
Sunteti amandoi moldoveni imbecili.

>>67831970
You didn't even turn fascist. You got a sham parliament after World War I and were like
>Ah it's kinda democratic but not really and it's kinda fascist so okay
When you were forbidden to get a king again you were just
>Ah we got a guy who's kinda like the king now but not really, so it's okay enough I guess

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tell me about hungary
why does it wear the butthurt

>>67832017
False. French and English nationalism started during and before the 100 years war.

>>67832136
except from the hobbynazis nobody cares about trianon here

>>67832095
please don't stop posting

>>67832095
>>67831887
kek
we are indeed the Pató Pál úr of nations

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Hungarian folk dress as worn by Transmuranian Slovenes.

>>67832219
>t. faggotjew

>>67832229
>See that Germany is taking over the world in World war II
>Ah let's kinda get our lands back
>Germany starts losing
>Ah Russia is winnig, we are also kinda against the Germans now too, right?`
>Get annexed by Germany immediately
>Kill some jews, but not all: It's okay enough
>Try to have Russias favour but still get annexed and the land taken away again
>Well, we tried it was okay enough

>Have an almoster literal sham parliament again
>Ah well, it's kinda democratic I guess okay enough

>Be in the EU
>Ah, we don't really like them but we need the money so it's okay enough I guess, let's just kinda stay and not really listen to them but just enough to not get thrown out

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A typical post-Trianon Hungarian landscape with rapeseed field interrupted by typically Slovenian mobile beehive.

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>>67832292

gypsies

we are really easy to trigger it seems

also trianon happened because our food is superior to every cuisine

Do you love George Soros?

>>67832440
I've always mired dem Romanian sheepskin pelts, they look really cool desu.

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>>67832524
Do you recognise this dish? It's really common in our little part of Hungary.

>>67832524
Youre national cuisines are literal waste reduction.
Gulas is just everything thrown together to make a stew
Langos is just bread in fried fat, so you wouldn't have to throw it away.

Even your Unicum has the funniest history ever.
>Be Zwack
>Be at royal Austrian court
>Show your liquor to the emperor
>"Mr. Zwack, this is truely a Unicum" which doesn't even mean it's good, just that it's unique in taste. If you want, a very polite way to say it tastes horrible
>Ah, the emperor said it's unique let's call it that way!

>>67832671

Did you collect that from an Indian street?

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>>67832594
They're warm and easy to make

They can also serve as armor in a pinch

>>67832685
Don't get me wrong, I love your cuisine and your people. You're just kinda funny in your ways.

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>>67832594

>>67832685
>jelly potatomuncher

you are probably a turk so not paying attention anyway

>>67832671
yea but we make it a bit different here
pigslaughter food > everything else

>>67832581
george soros is the átok of yours we have given you

>>67832827
What I found funny. Did you know, that outside of Hungary basically nobody knows of Unicum? Not even Austria.
I had a Hungarian friend who was deeply shocked to learn that, when she went to Vienna.

>>67832912
omg this is horrible D:

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>>67832777
you forgot the headwear

>>67832524
az olaszokénál nem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTiJv46Rh-U
Hungarian music. Have no idea what they're saying but you have a great sounding language

>>67833043
>rap

Into the trash it goes. Absolutely disgusting.

>>67832415
>Get annexed by Germany immediately
>Kill some jews, but not all: It's okay enough
kek
i'll sleep now

>>67832965

those costumes are mostly in Maramures and some villages in Moldova

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv_r7ongzCI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CNfB715cUY

>>67833118
Gimme some classy Hungarian music, Lászlo come on!

>>67833043
that is disgustingly bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He3pJT2q8Mc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGAr6gbcjHM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5cUZmHZmXE

heres some good hungarian music

>>67833043
this is better t b h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHpPe3sBUcY

>>67831605
I did actually meet a group of Slovakian lads whilst smashed and they smoked a joint with me and took me to some good bars out the tourist area

>>67833043
Is that the Hungarian version of Macarron Chacarron?

Posting something more traditional, more cigany, more devilish:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAeYt-swWG0

slovakia pls stop hating us

>>67833176
> le ebinnest hun song: Gyöngyhajú Lány
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGt-rTDkMcM

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>>67833690
Far out, man.

Posting a great person that could only have come from Hungary, shown here in a typically Hungarian mood.

>>67832219
This. Also, >>67832340 is an example for hobbynazi.

>>67832685
That just proves that we can build a castle out of shit.

>be me average slovak anon
>go to uni
>go to international class cause wanna improve english and vaks are boring
>class of 15 people
>go to bar with whole class to get to know each other better
>notice qt blond girl throwing eyes at me
>start talking
>she has BIG green eyes
>im spiralling,heart getting BTFO, brain stops working
>we go outside the bar, start walking and talk some more
>time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana
>its getting late, offer her to walk her to dorms
>she smiles and agrees
>in front of building, she asks me if i can go up with her since the door sometimes get stuck and its hard for her to open
>Fero Martinezovich.png
>walk to the door, it opens smoothly as hot knife througj butter
>eyes meet, passionate kissing follows, her skin is so smooth
>awkward tango of kissing, getting naked and closing door at the same time ensues
>end up in bed, shes on top, long luscious hair touching her breasts and pale as snow body
>reflection of moon shines on whole room
>there she is in her full beauty, my eyes are feasting on sight of her pretty face and body of goddess
>my eye steers slightly to the left
>i see it
>A FUCKING CROOKED CROSS
>i jump and run to light switch, turn it on
>huge, HUGE fucking map of magyar kingdom on wall
>My mind is telling me no, but my body is in opposite
>cover my face in my palms
>point towards sky
>SVATOPLUK GIVE ME STRENGHT
>PRIMALRAGEMODE
>1000 years of opression done upon my ancestors fueled into me
>pound that mongol pussy raw from behind
>as im coming start recitating national slovak poem
>as i come, on my final thrust, shout from top of my lungs
>MOR HO
>leave and change university next day

>>67834961
Szépen megmímelted, barátom.

Feels kind of funny knowing that pre-Trianon Hungary still was like 50,000 square km smaller than Finland.

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>>67835233
some of those events only happened in my head to be honest, im not as cool as i would like

>>67834961
so you pussied out
this is why we conquered you

>>67834961
löl

>>67832912
Unicum tastes like ass

>>67835435
i'll have sex with you if you really wish to fuck a Hungarian

Although I do have a less than feminine penis :^)

>>67835942
This true.

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>>67836134
We fucked and i didnt recitate shit but i fell in love which is more humiliating

>>67836243
>tfw no czechoslovakian gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8kbIXsIUCc

why live famalam

>>67836243
Slovaks love mongol pussy. There really is nothing new under the sun.

Now go. Breed. You know you want to. Raise your child to be a god-fearing, honest Hungarian. Embrace our culture, and we will embrace you too.

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>>67836243
>be in Serbia
>go to northern province of Vojvodina
>tried for years to learn Serbo-Croatian
>see signs in Hungarian

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>>67836329
>fall in love
>with magyar
>she breaks your heart after

Fuck you anikó you slut haha i didnt even love you no way i would want to spend rest of my life with womanlet with invisible eyebrows and goos thing i wont have 3 half mongol kids wew dodged bullet here

>>67836560
>tfw fell in love with a czech girl

i know the pain my northern mongol friend

>>67836560
If you truly love her, why aren't you fighting for her?

>>67834961
fucking kek

>>67832219
>t. hazaáruló zsidó
kurva anyád

>>67836448
>Go to hungarian land
>everything is in hungarian

shocking.

>>67837238
>>67837435
>hazaárulózik
>osztrák zászló
Nocsak!

> Hungarian music thread
> nobody posts the best Hungarian band
Shamefur dispray

https://youtu.be/9F7b4skyUy4

>>67838003
would bang her so badly

>>67832219
buzizsidó

>>67827924
that estonia is fucking disturbing

Their language is completely different from the languages of the countries around them. It's really strange.

>>67831970
Kek

>>67831887
>Miscalculate and end up several meters above the shore
thats bs though, there was some miscaculation but the tunnel was never intentded to reach the shore, the hill physically doesnt ffs

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>>67832433

>>67844960
Halál a fajtádra mocsok magyar

>>67827924
Germany would be up to half as big again if not for a certain war

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>>67838003
>that dalriáda loving spanish anon is still around

Good to see you, brother.