What is your country's greatest contribution to the United

>>67808027
Cowboy culture

>>67808027
Cowboy culture

>>67808027
Cowboy culture

>>67808027
Cowboy culture.

>>67808027
Cowboy culture

>>67808027
Ninja and Samurai culture

>>67808027
Culture

>>67808027
Cowboy culture

>>67808027
Justin Bieber culture

>>67808027
Culture de le cow-boy

>>67808151
Anti-culture

immigrants, but trump wants them out :(

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Cows for all those boys.

>>67808027
Almost everything
Close your eyes right now and think of some American things
They are probably Canadian in one way or another

>>67808027
Liberty and hero of Korean war.
thank you US army

>>67808374
no way, let's see...
>hockey
ah, you are right!

>>67808410
If you like sports, modern lacrosse, basketball, football, and possibly baseball are all Canadian or partly Canadian too.

I'm not fucking around at all, a shocking amount of things you think of as American are actually Canadian to some degree.

We didn't completely fukin roll over them in 1812 because unlike Americans we are civilized human beings

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>>67808027
we export a shite ton of yoghurt to you and the chinks, you seem to like it for some reason

>>67808468
canada didnt do shit, it was all the brits, and they got fucked up by a storm anyway

>>67808525
canada was basically british at the time anyway

>>67808027
BBC

>>67808483
really, which brand? never heard of bulgarian yogurt

New York, or financing the war of independence

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Heeeey wait a minute! You guys are always saying America has no culture.

>>67808577
Not basically, entirely, at least from a legal standpoint.

This is a common misconception. Many Canadians are taught that Canada burned down the white house during the war of 1812 when in reality it was British Royal marines from the British Isles.
The misconception comes in because many of those marines, sailors, and soldiers, settled in Canada after the war and are the ancestors of many modern Canadians.

That's why both Brits and Canadians claim their country razed it.

>>67808133
>no cowboy bebop
you had a chance and wasted it

>>67808591
don't know if what they export to you is different but "vereya" and "balkan" are a few popular brands here through i only eat my grandpa's home made yoghurt which is way better than what you can find in the stores.

mixing yoghurt + raspberry jam is the best dessert desu also healthy and delicious

>>67808621
you can have new york back now

Don't know; but it's probably some embarassing shit like Crocodile Dundee or Iggy Azaelia.

>>67808882
>Crocodile Dundee
>Embarrassing shit

You can fuck right off

>>67808911
Come on; it is a little bit.

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>>67808929
It is probably not so much embarrassing as it is annoying for the aussies that it is the first thing that comes to mind about australia

>>67808929
>He's orange and leathery
>may exaggerate a bit when telling stories
>fears nothing from the establishment
>is slightly and unintentionally racist but deep down really likes black folk and their quirky ways
>among the best at what he does
>media tries to lampoon him and fails as he becomes increasingly popular with average Americans
>he does not support transsexuals but will grab them by the pussy balls
>has a plan to punch pimps and banter muggers to clean up the streets of America
>lives in NY for awhile
>married a foriegner

If he ran for president of America he would certainly win.
Then who would be embarrassed?

>>67808929

Not really.

>>67808027
Gave them the idea of the flag
And yes before american education strikes again take a gander as to where the brit East indies got their flag from

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>>67809065

i always think of steve irwin

>>67809151
>And yes before american education strikes again

Jokes on you, American education doesn't even know where or who you are.

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>>67809134
Okay fuck it; you guys swung me. He's not embarassing. Literally walks all over Americans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3O4IOaKZqU

>>67809162
9/04/2006 (Aussie 9/11)

Nevr Forget

F

>>67809162
hmm, you are right, i guess he is more popular anyway

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>>67809200
Yeah only we didn't start a war on stingrays...
>because we learned our lesson with the emus

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>>67809185
>when he steps on that NY Mets hat with his kangaroo poo covered croc leather boots

>>67808027
The happy meal

the airplane

>>67809255
Interesting side note: The IRL guy he's based off of went drugfucked after a while and died in a shootout with police.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocodile_Dundee
>Inspired by the true life exploits of Rod Ansell
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_Ansell
>Ansell was killed following a police shootout on 3 August 1999. The deadly altercation began at approximately 10:45 a.m. on the roadblocked intersection of Stuart Highway and Old Bynoe Road, near Acacia Hills. Ansell had ambushed Sergeant Glen Anthony Huitson and his partner, Constable James O'Brien, with a shot from Ansell's .30-30 lever-action rifle deflecting off a police car and fatally striking Huitson in the abdomen, below his bulletproof vest.
Funny that they didn't put that in the movies.

>high fructose corn syrup to make americans fat
>anime to make americans sissy
>videogames to make americans retard

youre welcome

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>>67809391
Those cops were probably out poaching roos and he was just trying to banter them a bit

Farmers

Farmers who molest and fuck their animals

>>67809406
I keked. I would argue that coffee is absolutely #1, emeralds are #2, and then cocaine is definitely 3, my extra southern friend.

>>67809603
>calling somali refugees "animals"

Bit racist isn't it?

>>67809645
I grew up on a farm and my grandpa fucked the cows

My dad didn't as far as I know but he kept a lot of fucked up porn on his computer

>>67809833
Upload it nigger

>>67809492
That seems a bit far South. Didn't Dundee live around Arnhem Land somewhere though?

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>>67809833
That's actually awful.

>>67809891
I have no idea, the point is that Aus had a bad go of trying to cull emus and now allows Britain to do nuclear testing somewhere called Emu Field.

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>>67808027
Insulin for all you fat fucks to keep on shartin'.

>>67809162
he's grabbing that croc right by the pussy is that even legal?

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>>67809966
Yeah don't mind me; I'm a dumb cunt.

>>67808027
Existence

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>>67810020
Only as long as he doesn't start caressing. Australia has some sadly specific laws and rules regarding beastiality. Partly because animals are everywhere and sooner or later you need to handle them; partly because of a scandal. A few years back there was a story all over the news about Abos up north that were basically getting a heap of crocodile teeth, tying them together with string and then selling them in indigenous gift shops as anal beads. Hell, some shops even sell kangaroo nutsacks; pic related.

Kościuszko, toilet cleaners and everyone of your society with -ski or -ska last name.

>>67809283
Thanks based guatemala

The cotton gin

>>67808027
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Tripoli

>>67808027
We saved your sorry ass several times.

>>67810863
lol no u didnt

>>67810898
I saved your mum from having to fuck your dad.

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>mexicans
oops

>>67810925
you suck

>>67808027
the soviet union existance forced usa's development and helped you to spread your influence and dominance around the world because it seemed justifiable for everyone, like you fought 'evil commies'.

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>>67810964
and you swallow

>>67808027

Not a single thing as far as i know

>>67808027
Nothing

well, besides cowboy culture

We won every war you guys dragged us into.

>>67810964
Sucked all the money out of your parent's joint account when I scammed your mum... After I fucked her.

>>67811166
Fuck your numbers; we lost in Vietnam.

>>67811183
Americans lost Vietnam, we got a fucking sick tourist destination out of it.

>>67808027
cowgirl position

>>67808027
Freedom.