accent thread

I'll post something here, one sec
Take a bump, for now

http://vocaroo.com/i/s065nYhz6bVV

>>67801046
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Drr1JwgSNz

Did I come too late? I like those threads, please don't let it die.

>>67797991

evrybody read dis:

"i'm objectively pretty attractive. 6'1'', fit, facial aesthetics, and have a large number of friends. BUT, my little dicklet is laughable. 5 inches long, and a mere 4 inches of girth. to be honest, it hasn't seemed to matter that much with girlfriends. i am enthusiastic in the sack, can muster serious stamina, and know my way around a cunt.

YET there is nothing more i love doing than going to some barslut or tinder whore's place and revealing my pathetic pissclit. i'm sure they expected the whole package with me, so the look of defeat is palpable. it is an amazing sort of bathos that plunges them into a chasm that only a mind addled by hunger for BIGCOCK can appreciate.

i then fuck them poorly for a hasty 5 minutes, achieve my climax, and make my leave, knowing i've done right in this world."

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wI6oQvikoo

>>67797991
>that disgusting geordie spread

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lvmUhKL9r0

>>67801413
Too many words

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For those who wanna try it.

>>67801413
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kz88KHkcmH

>>67801680

well, what do you want to read?

>>67801680
got a weak self esteem

>>67801821
>>67801834
Never mind I did it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ImXiyTzUcm

>>67797991
Why is cumbria and carlisle becoming geordie

>>67797991
Um, I don't have an accent. I speak the default version of English.

>>67801932
Do it anyway leaf

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>>67801705

>let it be clear that i'm only reading what some anonymous guy on the internet told me to read

topkek

>>67801422
Literally scientifically proven to be the nicest accent in Britain.

>>67801895
>tfw generic american accent

I'm gonna guess... Indiana.

can you guess which state I'm from? >>67801413

>>67802049
Nah I'm from Virginia
You're from New Jersey maybe?

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Now can someone actually rate my accent? Cos I'm the only one who actually needs to get understood so I can be allowed to go to your neighborhood and enrich you all.

>>67802104
We can understand you, you just sound funny.

>>67802037
t. joe mackem

>>67802104
Got a thick accent but your English is fine

>>67802099

fuck. i wish we were like the UK with ultra dense accent distribution. places that have any real clear accent would be like, Boston? i guess? maybe Chicago. North Dakota/Minnesota. that's about it.

i'm from Pennsylvania btw.

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>>67802121
Funny as in indian-won't-get-laid funny or something else?

>>67802186
I'm ok with "understandable".

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bcazWGJlam

sorry for the shit quality

>>67802290
>I'm ok with "understandable".

actually at times a bit difficult to understand because you started reading a bit fast and started mumbling. but i think you're alright as long as you slow down a little.

>>67802329

read this please

They threw three thick things.

>>67802419
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0T8TAQsPDd5

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>>67802508

tanks

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>>67802334
I'll try to improve on that then, thanks.

>>67801413
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LzGicBqkVl

>>67803199
Are you a Turk?

>>67801413
This is fun.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07xbLJg3Jn5

>>67797991
Why has West Yorkshire been removed in the second one? Ffs I'm from there and I can still recognise the accent change just from Bradford to Leeds

Don't get this image at all

>>67797991
>that spread of Estuary English

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>>67803463
>Are you a Turk?

>>67803501

you sound like harry potter

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UeU8RA19Yi
Found my good microphone So I re-did mine

>>67803501
don't like your voice

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Not quoting because I don't want to give you more replies.
Anyway, you sound like a woman.

>>67803734
t. three inch

>>67802419
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FkC9viVwwn

>dey frew free fick fingth
ah yes...

>>67802508
>>67803925
Fucking beautiful

Say "one smart fellow, he felt smart" five times fast

>>67803501
Sounds more like Ron Weasleys mum

>>67803463
No kek, but not german

>>67803925
I don't have an accent old boy...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jevXahjEZa

Th is dying. What has happened to the correct way of speaking?

>>67804364
Greek from Hamburg?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Zpb5uOffz3

>>67804423
Th is dying in most English (Not Scotland and Wales) accents? Here in the South, we still aspirate our W(h)ether.

>>67804423
mate you think I want to sound like a mong

it's hardly my fault I was born in essex

>>67804509
You have to practice the thr and th sounds! It takes a while but I know you can do it.

>>678045r09
Sorry didn't mean to reply to you.
You can change your agent chap. It's just like acting.

>>67804546
I'm 23

I already tried it for a while but I couldn't make it stick because in my head three and free are pronounced the same. So when I start pronouncing three correctly, free changes as well and it's all mixed up. I'd literally have to relearn to pronounce thousands of words.

>>67804501
> Here in the south.

You all say Hwhat, like Hank Hill. Not quite the same but very similar.

>>67804590
Move out of Essex.

I used to get so much shit for the way I speak. Who's laughing now though. You'll be perceived as dumb for the rest of your life.

>>67804509
one of my housemates is from essex and defo does not talk like that

>>67804668
>You'll be perceived as dumb for the rest of your life.
I know, especially since I'm surrounded by posh clever people at my uni. Unfortunately it's really not an option to change it.

>>67804603
Not as strong as Hank Hill, more softer than that. There is a distinction between, weather-whether

>>67804702
shocker: essex is a big place and some of the people who live there have parents that come from places like surrey. obviously they sound different.

>>67804768
Shaaatap

Time for bed britbongs. 'tis almost three bong.

>>67804708
What uni fellow bong?

>>67804939
don't want to say exactly because I'm probably the only lad from essex here but it's one of oxbridge, imperial, or LSE

>>67804905
Goodnight Lad

>>67804983
I had the same problem pronouncing, took a couple months of practice whenever I remembered to. I went to posh twat uni too, they never gave me shit for my accent though.

>>67805119
What is the stereotypical redneck accent in the UK? Scotland, NI and Wales included

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>>67805248
willy ulsterman's

>>67805248
We have loads of accents. I can't speak with any authority on this matter, but generally a more Northern accent is seen as more redneck, as is Welsh.

>JOG ON DICK'EAD

Yorkie accents a cute

CUTE

>>67797991
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1huo0xNbhFx

>>67805248
I wouldn't say there is one, although Northern accents are associated with the lower class. Cockney accents are associated with crime though.

It basically depends where you're from and how poor people talk there and what stereotypes exist.

>>67802508
>>67803925
>tfw I have better English than Bongs

Wtf

>>67806133
No you don't

>>67806182
I do though. I use "th" properly in daily speech

>>67797991
I hate my accent.

>>67806207
So do I.
>I'm a different Irish flag

>>67806223
Post vocaroo

>>67797991
I have a shitty neutral accent
And plus no mic

>>67801413
The text is really annoying and tongue twisty . I am not doing this in protest.

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Someone post something better than this meme >>67801413 for my snowfrench ass to read

>>67806877
Hows it goin?

The names, Foster...

Im a Demon, Sent from the wastlands of the Glowing Sea, where we were cast out, and through disaster and devostation, we lost our innocense. It is in that moment, that feeling, the feeling of powerlessness. It is in that feeling where good men, turn cruel. I on the other hand, know this feeling, and will do everything in my power, to make sure no man must bere that feeling, alone.

So step up, if you want to get burn't

"This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow, to high five you yesterday my friend. Peace" - The Tart Toater

Now Fuck off

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>>67805474

>>67806877
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dL9qNBlQF3

>>67802121
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1330BoIRkAl

>>67806954

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FmBbeS7lVU

did it in an scottish accent

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>>67807049
I will play this for me to fall asleep.:) thanks. Your French is good by the way I really like hearing non native Francophones.

>>67806954
Tldr

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qllrx8WWmE

here have some lawls.

>>67807120
>Update
>>67807166
for (You)

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>>67807182
Literally shitposting: the vocaroo.
Ça va bien, et toi? Qu'est-ce que tu fais?

>>67807120
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Yem9dVy0eN
>>67807166
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02iroZtDZ9U

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>>67807049
>>67807166
>>67807228

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eKcGAwyfxY

>>67807253
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s02iroZtDZ9U

>smoking weed
>berkley
>i voted trump

one of these doesn't belong here

>>67806954
i invented a new accent:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KMoDJw6m9i

>>67807314
You sound like you would have an accent if you spoke normally.

>>67807253
Your voice is smooth, its like ASMR. You use French a lot nowadays?

>>67807260
What is with the "honhonhon" meme is that a sound thats only In French?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BXbcr5s1AQ
>>67807392
Not at all

>>67803501
will you marry me?

>>67807120
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YOAAjWj9lv

have some more lawls.

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>>67807637
>united statesian humor
WEWLAD
E
W
L
A
D

http://vocaroo.com/i/s12QfYhLZqW7

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFOfSlDCwYw

New script:

>When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.

>Islamic terrorism is eating up large portions of the Middle East. They’ve become rich. I’m in competition with them. They just built a hotel in Syria. Can you believe this? They built a hotel. When I have to build a hotel, I pay interest. They don’t have to pay interest, because they took the oil that, when we left Iraq, I said we should’ve taken.

>>67808940
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QZXcWWmDFN

>pls no bully

>>67803501

You sound cute desu, pic?

>>67809039

>that southern accent

Why do I find that adorable

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let's do a roll, bby
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gXADXLkSeD

>>67803600
>I can still recognise the accent change just from Bradford to Leeds
To be fair, most of that is probably more the differences between English and Arabic

>>67808940
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eKcGAwyfxY
reminds me why i dont do speeches

>>67812119
Why? You don't have some extra charisma?

merry thanksgiving my fellow americans
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LYupCp9IS0

>>67812119
>>67812156
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eKcGAwyfxY
lol oops im such im such a putz i linked the wrong damn vocaroo oops.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VMU0oNjYGQ
this is me

>>67812194
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KTFmeYv2o3

>>67812119
This is awesome

>>67812219
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VMU0oNjYGQ
SPEAK LOUDER I CAN"T HEAR YOU. cunt

Bump for i will post spanish tommorrow since this dry.

https://instaud.io/Dfz

>>67803501
Don't lie m8 no girls post on here.

>>67797991
>UK accents
>only shows England
kek

>>67801413
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17xeGRDdYen
Stuffed it up a few times, but still pre good

>>67815151
>Cornwall
>England

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>>67797991
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08gNb9094CG

>>67797991
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NpWhs7ZifE

>>67818221
kek

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>>67818569
You didnt rated my accent. Just making fun of me. Thats rude!

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>>67797991

Geordie take over is gunna be proper mental m8

>>67818623
sorry ;~;
sounds pretty cool though, don't hear Russian accents very often

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>>67818678
Of course. But i bet you hear chinese accent every day.

Everyone makes fun of me when I speak english.

Is it really that bad?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aOyDTxDOnM

>>67808940
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0U0boIL5n7r