>Be Australian
>Help America in WWII
>Help America in every war after
>Help America win the 2016 election
>Have a similar history
>Visit America and don't act like pompous cunts like the Brits or cringy fags like the Canucks
>Have a generally high opinion of America compared to other first world countries
YOU CAN'T MAKE UP HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU PEOPLE
>>67768059
>>Have a generally high opinion of America compared to other first world countries
Do you know what a Seppo is, you stupid fuck?
>>67768079
>Seppo
Do you know what banter is, you stupid fuck?
>>67768145
>implying it's banter
>>67768185
>implying it isn't
>sharts into the thread
We actually hate yanks desu. It's a two party system and both parties love sucking yankee cock, so I can understand the confusion.
>>67768930
Ignore this anon, literally everyone in Australia understands the close cultural, economic and historical ties Australia and the United States have.
My dad goes every 2 years. Loves the South in particular, says the music scene in NO in unbelievable. He's having his 50th in Vegas next year, hopefully I'll have saved enough to go with him.
>>67768079
It's rarely used irl, never heard it anyway
www.reddit.com/r/ameristralia
>>67769204
What the fuck is up with foreigners liking the South
>>67770069
The South is more interesting and distinctive. The North is basically just Canada 2.0 with worse healthcare.
>>67769204
Fucking kill yourself mate
>>67768059
Australia is literally Western California with worse accents and uglier girls.