>at the club
>pic related firmly yet respectfully places his hand on your demisexual pangendered two-spirit heteroflexible life partner's ass
What do you do, /int/?
What DO you DO?
If you beat him up, he wins.
Accept that I will always be a leafposter and this is my life now.
I win.
>>67761563
I respectfully berry my dick deep inside his tight, boyish ass as he apologizes to me for the horrors of European imperialism
Enter into a polyandrous relationship with him (or her or other whatever they identify as) and accept them of course.
>Justin will never be your gf
Why live?
>>67761621
God he's so dreamy
>>67761563
Sure, he can grab my partners ass, kiss it, hug it, and even fuck it, but at the end of the day my partners will be only mine forever, who's the real winner here? me
>>67761867
There are no winners or losers in Canada.
>>67761621
Why is Canada trying so hard to emulate Sweden?
>>67761563
Kill him so he wins.
Smack his twink face into the next current year.