>That lunch was great! >I'm so thankful that you took

>*farts*

>>67760238
>*sharts*

>>67760222
*offers her human flesh*

>>67760268
*shits*

>*whips dick out and cums on table*

>yeah, i know, this japanese food is shit
>let me take you to a serbian restaurant

Is that Mountain Dew?

Da fuq?

*grabs her by the pussy*

What does a gf feels like /r9k/

>>67760434
>implying """""""she""""""" has a pussy

Bitch, what are you even saying?
Order me more Unagi.

File: 1172989_542913979204295_1444526166_n.jpg (29KB, 500x402px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 500x402px

>>67760222
Offer her your cream cannellone if you know what i mean

>cums in spoon

>I don't have what you need to sate your hunger but I know someone who does

File: 1463296782224.jpg (128KB, 894x894px) Image search: [Google]

128KB, 894x894px

>>67760222
D-do you want some ice cream? I-I heard people have a second stomach for desserts.

File: 1451641707883.png (29KB, 218x196px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 218x196px

>Hold that wonderful thought one second m'lady
>*goes to bathroom*
>*sneaks out of restaurant without paying*
>*naruto runs home to play videogames*

File: 1395614483849.jpg (53KB, 640x359px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 640x359px

Bitch how much more can you eat

I know that place.

>>67760469
>not knowing pussy (male type)

>>67760222
RUN

She's power hungry and will abuse your socio-economical position for her personal gain.

>>67760222
>T-there's a pizza place across the street if you want something different

File: approval.gif (2MB, 235x240px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 235x240px

>>67760222
>That was great!
>I'm so thankful that you look me to lunch today
>But-
Yeah, I know where this is going. You've got to get back to your boyfriend that you somehow "forgot" to mention until just now.
>I'm still hungry... for penis~
Oh, Australia. You're always so chipper and optimistic, even in the face of a detrimentally-babying government and a biological minefield of a backyard.

Have this.

>>67760222
this is in SEA or thailand is it?

>>67760222
>in a different was~
So like, thirsty?

>>67760222
What did you mean by that?

bitch I won't feed you my dog!!!

>>67760944
>not wavedash home
Fucking pleb get on my level

File: CHINO-ANTRAX-INSTAGRAM-HUBLOT.jpg (33KB, 399x400px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 399x400px

>>67760222
*grabs AK*

>>67760375

good post, but it's chinese food fyi

>>67765096
``Girl" is designed to look like corean
Text in the background is Thai.

>Okay! Let's go back to my place
>Here, eat this bowl of eggs

>>67766369
nah not exactly if you're asian you can differentiate between them easily
thais have thick brows compared to others for ex

>>67760222
is that dog food? lmao fucking chinks

File: 1478892148296.png (148KB, 504x504px) Image search: [Google]

148KB, 504x504px

>>67760222
>never tasted dim sum
>go thailand
>all you can eat dim sum
>tfw

>>67760222
>You dont have to tell me what happened, but you will have to eat all of these.

I give her the bowl.

>>67760222
absolutely haram
fuck off bitch

>>67762855

it's pronounced 'bussy' my friend

>>67760222
Wow she is so plastic, look how her skin reflects artificial light.
If this is god-tier for chinks, I understand they do prefer having sex with actual plastic sexdolls.

>>67760450
Like bags of sand.

File: 14572153_1128993737193547_6709993975061698242_n.jpg (65KB, 720x960px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 720x960px

>>67766925
give me thai slut

>>67767155
NEED adulatory Thai slutfriend

>*get confused and jab her*

>>67763392
>Oh, Australia
One to talk but still gave me a laugh