>>67730109
>Be British Empire
>Colonise South Africa
>Portugal follows us and colonises South West Africa (later Namibia)
so what, leave us alone!!!
No moe bully /int/, we have suffered enough
>>67730174
>Be British Empire
>Colonise North America
>Portugal follows us and colonises South America
>>67730109
Everywhere you find a British colony, there will be a Portuguese colony not far behind
>Be British Empire
>suck at history
>>67730441
>Be Macau
>His ''''country'''' is literally just a big casino
>>67730705
And that's why we have the best welfare system in China.
I am totally OK with this.
>>67730705
>Shitting Macau on """""""relevancy"""""""""
Stfu, Macau is fun China. Let those no-fun-allowed Hong Cucks whine about Muh Autonomy or some shit.
>>67730441
I remember learning about Macau and HK's existences as colonies during elementary school and about how they were bound to come back to China in the coming years. My schoolbooks made it sound like such a momentous happening, so did the news when those moments actually came.
>>67731266
It was just a joke Deturte, pls don't behead me. I love Macau really.
>>67730137
Angola*
Namibia was German and the stage of the first holocaust.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark_Island_Concentration_Camp
>>67730109
>>67730137
>be british
>read history book like you read manga
>>67730109
we did it first faggot
>>67730705
And the market of illegal goods. As far as I remember, there was a huge piracy problem in the middle of XX century
>>67731689
>Be British Empire
>Colonise Gibralter
>Portugal follows us and colonises Galicia
>>67731848
That is long time ago.
All the gangs in Macau find out that they can make shit tons of money in Casino.
That mean they don't have to waste time on smuggling or blackmail anymore.
>>67732123
By the way, do people remember any tales about Madame Wong? Or was she a fictional character invented by John Laffin?
>>67730109
your first colonies in india were a gift from us fuck off
>>67732219
>Madame Wong
Never heard of this name.
>>67732347
Hey, are you called PORTugal because you need a load of ports for all the ships that went out colonising and building the Portugese empire?
>>67732525
Are you called briTAIN because your teeths are so ugly, that they weren't allowed to be spelt teeth?
>>67732403
http://dmitry-a.livejournal.com/13280.html
Here's the original article in english and it's russian translation.
>>67732759
(unintelligible) stay mad cuckmark
Why did brits get so butthurt? It would be perfect
>>67732996
>>1951
There was some famous chief pirate in Macao.
But this one you mention is totally false.
Pirate problem is solved before 19 century.