>be german >start world war >lose >get butthurt >start

>be innocent german
>get blamed for WW1 which we weren't responsible for
>get destroyed by all the sanctions and reparations we have to pay
>decide to break free of our chains
>eternal anglo and friends decide we're going too far although they were responsible for everything in the first place
'WW3 - Final Justice' when?

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>>67727798
So, why did you invade the Netherlands again?

And why did you give our colonies to Japan again?

>>67727798
AYO HOL UP
*declares war on France*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*invades Belgium*
U BE SAYIN
*commits war crimes*
WE WUZ
*sponsors communists*
INNOCENTS N SHIEEET

>>67727798
You stole Alsace Lorraine, that's why France wanted revenge.

>>67727870
Invading the Netherlands is the only part of WW2 I feel bad for, the other countries deserved it.

>>67727688
Ingen bryr sig

>>67727973
You mean Elsaß and Lothringen which is still german clay and we will take it back.

>>67727953
huehue

>>67727798
> Germany invades Belgium
> Britain declares war

> Germany invades Poland
> Britain declares war

Is anyone sensing a pattern here?

>>67727999
You can't even take your country back from cuck politicians and 'refugees' and you think you'll get >alsace-moselle< back

kek

>be finally free from the chains of the ottomans
>be split into countries for no reason
>it's k we reunite
>still missing one piece
>make retarded wars over it
>refuse middle ground solutions
>lose hard
>lose clay
>lose power
>become commie
>finally free
>can't do shit because USA is world police
Bulgaria is Germany of the Balkans

>>67728075
bulgarians are evil people and noboy likes them
indeed like germans

muh 100 gorillion

>>67727977
fucking rude, apologize for invading austria

>>67728109
They liberated you from the shackles of sovereignty

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>>67728075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q19kzdIRskg

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>>67727798
>Declare war on france
>Invade a neutral country on your way to France because it's an easier way and draw another neutral country into the war
>"We din du nuffin!"

What's the difference between Germans and Russians?

>>67727688
They made the same mistake a few times, headed east and tried to take on Russia. Silly billies if you ask me.

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>be germany
>win war with denmark
>win war with austria
>win war with france
>win war with russia
>fuck with britain
>have your entire country humiliated and destroyed

Thanks for playing, don't try again.

>>67727953
kekerino

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>>67728177
Why don't Germans celebrate England?

>>67728177
Yes but thanks to Germany's warmongering it hastened the demise of our own empire.

>>67728177
The Sun already set on your empire a long time ago lad.

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>>67727798
>be innocent german
>be innocent german
>be innocent german

Wait wait, hold on a second

>be innocent german
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>67728055
Hhm. Looks like the British really want war. Maybe to prove themselves ? Or maybe to get of that shitty island because they are bored.

>>67727688
>WWI

started by Russia, France & UK

>WWII

started by German, USSR, Japan

>Shitaly

bad guy in both WWs

>>67728303
>complains that we get involved
>would have complained if we hadn't

The eternal Kraut and their mind games.

>>67728321
Dawww, it's Germany Jr. trying to be relevant.
Don't you have your dead emperor to mourn today?

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>>67727688
Thank God. Germans single handedly saved the world by killing off the most violent race upto that point. If whites hadn't killed each other in such vast numbers the world would have ended ages ago by their greed.

Thank you Germans, you are the heroes we deserve and need. Kill Muslims next and you'll forever be known as heroes.

>>67728321
Conveniently leaving out Austria-Hungary I see.

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>>67727953
it's funny because it's true

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>>67728177
best day in my life

>>67728344
>murdertugal

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>>67728321
>Austria
>Blaming someone for starting WW

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>>67728218
We are their greatest achievement after all

>>67728231
>>67728261
Nothing you say can ever touch me, because I am an Englishman. I am the pinnacle of human evolution.

>>67728321
>WWI
>No A*stria
Sure buddy.

>>67728066
>cuck hollande president of france
>refugees in calais, south france technically muslim territory
and you are better in which way? also nobody wants alsace-cucklorraine back here in germany

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>>67728393
It's nice we do still come together every 4 years for some banter. I think the French have their own version... it's not that great.

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>>67728422
>We even get the tiny island nations in

Those little legends

>be german
>exagerate multiculturalism and bring so many 3rd worlders in until everyone has to admit that hitler was right

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>>67728464
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>>67728464
Everything goes as planned
>Germanrubbinghands.jpg

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You would have kept Prussia if you didn't chimp out dumb fucks.

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>>67728464
They must be stopped.

>>67727798
if you stayed out of poland it would all have been fine, you retarded saxon

hitler started the war and he knew it

>>67728507
Prussia was the best and worst part of Germany.

Best as in the cosiness and looks, worst when it comes to braindead people.

>>67728533
A fucktton of influential people came from there.

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>>67728386
>be Russia
>finally catching up to others, massive industrialization
>lets meddle in other peoples' business and protect a random terror state
>dystopian (post-)commie shithole ever since

>>67728264
I have to agree with him on the blaming for WW1 bullshit and fucked up Versailles treaty. Clemenceau was just a butt blasted old man and wore Wilson and the Brits down.

>>67727798
AYO HOL UP
>remilitarizes western germany
SO YOU BE SAYIN
>destabilizes and annexes a part of chechoslovakia
WE WUZ
>stops paying reparations
THEM HISTORY BOOKS BE SAYIN
>expands military in spite of the treaty of versaies
WE WUZ
>declares war on an allies guaranteed country
FRANCE AND BRITBONG DECLARED WAR ON US SO WE INNOCENTZ AN SHEEEEEEET!?

>>67728572
>Russians
>Protected terror state
wew all russians died fighting against gommunizm

>>67728550
They poisoned the proper Germans though.

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>be stormnigger
>grandparents fought against nazi aggressors in WW2
>everything bad can be traced back to hitler fucking everything up
>overlook hitler worshiping muslim cock and essentially wanting to be mohammad 2.0

>hitler was da savior of da white race!

>>67728344
Dies Pakistan not count killing religious minorities, terrorism and honor killings?

>>67727870
>that picture
If you follow that logic you literally belive thay men are violent animals that will rape women at the sight of boobs

>>67728360
USA and Russia are the best allies

>>67728627
>all russians died fighting against gommunizm
????

>>67728393
>New Guinea

I know we owned them until '75 but that is a really bad idea

>>67728354
We didn't do nuffin.

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>>67728321
>>67728767
>Italy

>>67727688
>meanwhile 100 million white european people have been killed
>worshiped by modern day white supremacists
What did they mean by this?

>>67728757
lad they're just loveable savages

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpwmRHvaZFA

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>>67728730

>>67728845
stormniggers are the ultimate useful idiots
see
>>67728665

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>>67728778

>>67727953
>*sponsors communists*

I don't know how germans aren't blamed for this. They literally are responsible of millions of deaths. We really should sacrifice every single german to the gods so they stop punishing us.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_killings_under_Communist_regimes

>>67728778
What's worse is that since it's the 100th anniversary, celebrations are going something like "we honour the brave soldiers who fought valiantly and gave their lives to protect our country" when as you posted we were being rekt after attacking and backstabbing a stronger and better equipped military power so the old-style generals thought of no better """strategy""" than Zerg rushing hordes of lightlyarmed peasants at the Austrians and shooting them in the back if they refused to run towards the artillery

>>67728950
Gallipoli is our national defining moment and it was 8 months of running up a hill and getting machine-gunned by Turks because every single commander in WW1 except for von Lettow-Vorbeck had autism, I know that feel

>>67728868
OK, I thought you meant during the USSR. We actually ended up with a bunch of the whites.

>be Yuropoors
>get raped by Germany
>need Uncle Sam to save you

>be Yuropoors
>get raped by Germany
>again
>need Uncle Sam to save you

>>67728950
>defending the country
When in reality you were just in it to steal Tyrol and parts of the Balkans.

>>67728950
>we were being rekt after attacking and backstabbing a stronger and better equipped military power
>having A-H as a stronger military power than your country

>>67728627
He was talking about Serbia

https://youtu.be/5mMiy417aIc

>>67729007
I guess, although I can't imagine what it's like to be so young a nation that you barely have any historical moments to go back to

>>67729183
>the city of reading comprehension
Yes, you are right

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DESU Versailles treaty was just french asking to get their asses kicked 20 years later. Also Hitler had his reasons to go for poland. He also tried to get Danzig diplomatically on many occasions. Krauts aren't at the toal fault here. I'd rather point out my finger at all the central powers of europe and say stup being power hungry idiots who wan't war and will be drawn into it immediatly if someone doesn't play ball.

>Versailles treaty was harsh
When this meme will die?

Now, when Woodrow Wilson toured Europe in 1919, he was initially cheered as the savior of the free world, but this quickly turned to disappointment when he expressed his commitment to national self-determination. This predictably clashed with European states and their desire to steal as much clay from the losers as they could and he actually got booed by a mob while in Italy.

>>67729426
They especially didn't like Wilson's support of Albanian independence. (^:

>>67729407
I know right?
The treaty that ended the Franco-Prussian war was much worse for the Frenchies.

>>67729426
>conquer entire continent
>destroy southern part of your country and send them to re-education camps for seceding
>massively expand the power of federal government over the individual states
>make it impossible to leave the union
>self determination

wew

>>67729426
If they actually followed the 14 point plan WW2 would have never happened.
But nope, euroniggers are greedy.

>>67729426
>and he actually got booed by a mob while in Italy.
based progenitors

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>>67729491
Those were our fellow citizens who all spoke the same language, not Austria-Hungary and its 20 different nationalities/languages.

>>67729505
Kind of, but it was partially our fault that we didn't care what happened to Europe once the war was over and we just wanted to go home and drink bootleg booze and dance to hot jazz music. No US in the League of Nations means a useless League of Nations.

>>67729547
>mexicans
>native americans
>puerto ricans
>filipinos
>polynesians

>fellow citizens
>speak the same language

>>67729487
Look up Treaty of Brest-Litovsk if you want harsh. Fucking commies sold the country

>>67729608
Yeah I know. Although tbf those were the same commie traitors funded by the German military command, so it wasn't really that surprising.

>>67729593
Your post said "conquer entire continent". I seem to recall that Filipinos do not inhabit North America, nor did they secede from the Union in 1861.

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>>67729593
not him
north america was almost entirely empty, native americans are a meme
also, north american natives are genetically unrelated to south american ones.
There was only ~2.5 million natives living in what is now USA+Canada+Mexico.

>>67729547
>Austria-Hungary
Every single empire and even plain countries back then had significant linguistic minorities. France, Russia, Spain, even the balkans. You could even make an argument for Germany and Italy considering how Hochdeutsch and standard Italian are artificial languages

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>>67728507
This map never fails to bring a smile to my face

>>67729608
They thought it was a temporary expediency and that world revolution would soon occur. Of course it did not. And then eventually Stalin said fuck, I will get that clay back.

>>67729679
Most of the natives had been obliterated by disease before we got there, in fact at least 75% of all Amerindians died before any significant colonization occurred.

>>67729679
>>67729673
>>67729742
Cool, we should just let Russia invade and genocide the Mongolians then. There aren't really that many of them. Population density is the final moral arbiter in all conflicts.

>yank logic

>>67729608
>Treaty of Brest-Litovsk
Only took away some land that didn't belong to Russia. The money Russia was obliged to pay was rather minor

>>67729801
>genocide
we didn't genocide them, they were mostly killed off before we were a country.

>>67729824
>mostly
No matter how many times you say "North America had a higher population density before we arrived" it's not an argument.

I'm not saying it was wrong to destroy the Native Americans, who were a bunch of serial killing psychopathic savages, but it's retarded to talk about self determination in Europe as it's an impossible concept unless we have Hoppian micronations for every tiny ethnic enclave.

>>67729890
Not either of them
Agree with this tbqh
Great achievements don't come from staying tiny micronations.

"Some people say I am an idealist. Well, that's how I know I'm an American. America is the only idealistic nation in the world."

-- Woodrow Wilson

>>67729981
how high on your own farts do you have to be to make this statement

>>67729972
THE WEAK MUST FEAR THE STRONG desu

invade mexico and push them all further south when desu

polk was right

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>>67729972
I disrespectfully disagree.

>>67729890
except the Solutrean hypothesis was revived last year with DNA evidence so the natives actually stole the land from europeans :^)

http://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1179/2055556315Z.00000000040

>>67730012
Very. In fact Wilson was so far up his own ass that people decided in 1920 to just elect a nobody GOP party hack from Ohio because we'd had our fill of saving the world for a while and just wanted to drink bootleg booze and dance to hot jazz music.

>>67730051
so why don't you give the sami their own nation

>muh self determination

>>67730051
Finland isn't a micro nation though

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>>67730083
Cause they are whining snowniggers who can't actually govern themselfs. This has been proven.

>>67730091
>5 million people
>Not a micronation
pick one.

>>67730076
so woodrow wilson wants to restore europe to neanderthal rule as they were the original inhabitants?

cool

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>>67730128
Also, to this day they don't wan't their own nation. They have been completely happy with their own autonomy inside Finland, also we support their culture monetarily.

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>>67730179
>we support their culture monetarily.

How does it feel to pay taxes to prep the Sami bull?

>REINDEER'D

>>67730076
Also the original inhabitants of China were Caucasians and they found their tombs in Sinkiang.

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>>67730179
that pretty much describes 99% of native americans, they have their own near-autonomous nations inside of USA
you never hear them complain about shit unless some corporate shitbag is trying to steal their land or something

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>>67730234
Not bad. We finns have experienced actual cultural neglect and russians trying to russify us. So i am not salty about helping a people to preserve their culture.

>>67728344
What is wrong with Portugal?

>>67730325
Hello, newfriend.

Froggy don't you dare to vote for oe pen! You'll destroy EU you fagets! Stop being the edgy country

>>67728075
Isn't Prussia of the Balkans a legit term for Bulgaria?

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>>67730325
You must be new here. Leave while you can and live a happy life.

It's just a meme where we make Portugal look bad in maps by giving it the worst possible option. We also omit that one small island next to Australia, I can remember it's name, don't think it really exists too

>>67730444
*votes Lepen*

sorry Luigi, we must get rid of the muslim and negroes. I want France to stay and be white again.

>>67727953
kek
e
k

>>67730647
>>67730444
Btw Luigi, if you cunts watched your fucking borders and didn't rescue niggers on the mediteranean then let them march free onto the Rest of Europe , we would not be in this situation right now.

Thanks Rome.

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>>67730694
you guys put the poorest and laziest countries(spain, italy, grease, etc) in charge of the border

you got exactly what you deserved

>>67730765
You can't change Geography.
And who else should have done it, if not the countrys who border the ocean in the first place.

>>67730928
oh gee idk
maybe all countries should have paid taxes towards a EU-funded border patrol because it would have been in the best interest for every country

you guys suck, stop trying to copy us

>>67730953
>What is Frontex

>>67730647
What are Juppe's chances?

>>67731131
I'd say they are high. But I don't follow this shit a lot right now, it's too soon yet. Let's say he's a big contestant for the main right party. The primaries must happen first and then people will see.

>>67727798
>it's a German denies destroying Europe and plays the victim episode

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>>67731231
Will he make France great again if given the chance?

>>67731419
No. He is the exact same thing as Chirac, Sarkozy, Hollande. They apply the same politics, those are all the same people. Only a slightly different name.

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>>67731571
Iktf

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>>67731571
>>67731599
freedom is contagious

>Germany AND USSR invade poland
>britain only declares war on Germany
What did they mean by this?

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>>67727798
>get blamed for WW1 which we weren't responsible for

>>67730765

kek

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>>67728303
Just that whenever Britain tells you to leave your shitty little neighbours alone you should probably listen.

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>>67728321

>>67728177
>britain
>shows english pepe
DELETE

>>67731909
if you look at the documents of the nazis they all refer to the british empire as 'england' or 'the anglo saxons'

everyone knows who runs the score on this island

>>67729225

No, he's right. Cadorna was a brain-dead retard who fired any officer that suggested zerg-rushing Austrian positions in the Carso was stupid. He literally fired his adjunct after his adjunct suggested they use the navy to cross the Adriatic and attack the Austrians from behind, as Austria really couldn't spare any more troops for the Italian front and would have been forced out of the war early had the Italians invaded Dalmatia and Istria in conjunction with a charge along the Carso. When he was finally fired from his position and replaced by Diaz, the Italians attained the only strategic victory in the entirety of the First World War and smashed the Austrians in decisive battles. This is why the image end after Caporetto, since from the Piave onwards the Italians won massive victories.

>>67728109
this

>>67732038
actually not this

>>67731946
>implying the war wasn't single-handedly won by the Highland Division
>implying I care about what the autistic Germans think

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>>67728109
>Invading Austria
But it we liberated you from being a shitty and small country after you lost your empire.

https://youtu.be/7WRklwpyA3g

>>67728138
>invade a neutral country and draw another neutral country into the war
Britain was never neutral and they would have entered the war anyway, it was just the most convenient excuse.

British foreign policy was always guided by balance of power and since Germany already was the strongest continental power they could not allow it to win a huge war and become even more dominant.
Which actually makes sense so I'm not faulting them for it.

>>67732550
The Prime Minister was a big faggy liberal that literally cried when Germany refused to leave Belgium because he despised war so much.

>>67727953
Very good post

>>67727798
You're responsible for everything bad in the world

>>67729266
excellent post

>>67727688
>meanwhile 100 million white european people have been killed
Literally nothing of value has been lost
White people are the reason the world is so fucked up!
As soon as the last white man dies out there will be world peace!

>>67732002
Did you know also that there were proposals for an Entente landing on the Baltic Coast to outflank Germany, but these were also rejected by the same nincompoop generals who decided instead to just keep doing frontal attacks on the trench lines.

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>>67728360
delet

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>>67728464

>>67728360
Yeah, Eisenhower smacked their hands and told them to get out of the cookie jar.