ITT: describe your stereotypical conception of life in the country

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>>67713978

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>>67714181
>wake up
>prepare tea and chips for me and my official government assigned bobby who watches my every move 24/7
>get dressed, go out
>get on the bus
>pakis cutting off the road again since they keep demanding sharia law, bus stops
>pakis behead the bus driver
>get to work late since i had to run
>work is in a refugee camp
>i'm an official interracial breeding grounds inspector
>leave work after getting 10 women successfully impregnated with muslim semen
>on the way home chavs beat me up
>finally get home
>IRA has blown up my neighbor's home
>my official government assigned bobby informs me that i have committed 29 racism crimes on the way to work and 47 on the way home, will have to work harder at the interracial breeding grounds if i don't want to become a non-person
>get a letter that my TV is not licensed
>they know
>spend my daily two minutes of hate against a EU flag
>go to bed

>wake up
>am white
>smile
>go on 4chan and say "I am American."
>avoid milk
>go to sleep satisfied

>be a New Zealander
>wake by the loud earthquake
>eat breakfast with L&P juices
>go to work
>feel hungry again
>grab some fish and chups at chinese shop
>earthquake happens again
>ohshit.jpg
>cheap chinese tiles fall on me head
>dead

>wake up next to sheep
>take a shower to remove sheep smell
>mother is arrested for growing sunflowers
>get on my car to go to work
>pick up the new sheep illustrated on my way to work
>read the newspaper
>aunt arrested for fucking a dog
>buy new Pokémon game for a million dollars
>go home
>fuck my sheep
>play Pokémon until I fall asleep
>New Zealand greatest country

>>67715603
>Be Argentina
>Wake up
>Take prescribed medicine as i an abomination created by Mengele and need it to live.

>wake up in nice air-conditioned house
>make some breakfast
>sit down in front of desktop with food
>eat and open up 4chan
>ROOS SPOIDAHS BAD INTERNET SKIN CANCER ABOS VEGEMITE BE KILLED BY EVERYTHING
>close 4chan
>go to bed

>be Russian
>drink
>die

>>67713978
I've seen this screenshot before and it had an American flag

>>67716446
>Get up under bed
>Head hurts
>Rub various scalp scars
>Look outside
>Can almost see the sky today
>Beautiful
>Have my breakfast of bread and toast
>Grab '80s Juke box and go outside with some vodka to meet with friends
>Rest is blur
>Repeat next day

>>67716293
How did I do?

god i love stereotypes