>his country's fiercest wild animal is >A FUCKING

>not murdering all of your dangerous animals so that you can go on nice country walks without fear of being eaten
Typical lazy continentals.

>>67699878
>not having a country so big that you can leave plenty of them around in the wilderness for your future generations to hunt down and show their strength
Typical lazy britbongs.

>>67700042
>>not having a country so big
Well we did until some TRAITOROUS COLONISTS decided that they didn't like paying tax.

>>67699718
>mainlanders see it as a bad thing that a country's environment isn't trying to kill them
lmao

>>67699718

You ever fought a badger you stupid finn? No?

Yeah, that's what I fucking thought. Don't talk shit about something you know nothing about.

FACT: You wouldn't stand a chance against a badger.

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>bongs are so scared of their """dangerous""" fauna that they haven't got heating in their houses during winters in case it would attract mice indoors

absolutely pissing myself

>>67700226
It was just a little banter.

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>>67699878
>>67700226
>>67700381
>>67700390
*dashes towards (You)*

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>>67700599

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>67699718
BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

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>>67700599
W-what do I do, lads?

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>>67700414
>Brits are too scared of cats to get them to eat the mice

>>67700599
don't fucking scare me like that

>>67700390
t. Elliot Badger
>Raccoon dogs may extensively use badger setts for shelter. There are many known cases of badgers and raccoon dogs wintering in the same hole, possibly because badgers enter hibernation two weeks earlier than the latter, and leave two weeks later. In exceptional cases, badger and raccoon dog cubs may coexist in the same burrow.
>be dumbass badger
>finally get your own home
>go to sleep
>get cucked by a bunch of fucking coons shitting up your place

>>67700858
Run if you can :^)

>>67701866
*starts to run away but trips over and falls down*

No... NOOOO

badgers are vicious cunts mind. sketchy as fuck walking down country lanes at night and you see these eyes glowing in the dark looking up at you like youd make a tasty snack, bastards will hiss and go for you swear down they dont fuck about