Why is Portugal so fucking germanic?Seriously,our language evolved

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>>67690393
SUEBI GENES

Northwestern Iberian master race

>>67690498
fuck yeah

HOL UP
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SO YOU WUZ SAYIN


WE WUZ GERMANS AND SHIEEEEEET?!!?

>Our people have german blood in the veins

No more than the south of Brazil

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somos Arianos Ibéricos psh

>>67691335
SHIEEET, MAH, LOOK AT THEM!!!
YU TEELING ME WE WUZ NO GERMAN N SHIETT???!!!!!

>>67690393
t. Alberto Barbosa

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Funny how being in the mediterranean(albeit western/atlantic spectrum) makes people think we're like spaniards,greeks,italians.
kek,we're germanic

>>67690393

A better question is, why are there so many Germanics?

>>67690393
>things no one ever thought

>>67691764
Freedom and disregard for vice

>>67691764
they wanted to go on summer vacation, crushed the Roman empire on the way and stayed

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>>67690393
>""""""germanic""""""

>>67690393
>>67690498
>>67691460
>>67691750
You're Slavic.

Proto-Poles went to Iberia, that's why you sound so slavshit.

>>67692006
Actually,visigoths were from ukraine but not suebis

>>67692336
>ukraine
no such thing

>>67691750
But, wasn't portugal part of spain in a while?

>>67692400
No,we were ruled by the same king tho

>>67693401
You are Spanish though you stupid spic.

>>67691355
ohh you again I FUCKING HATE YOU

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If Suebians are modern day Portugese, who the hell are these guys then?

If Portugal is Germanic, explain the following:

>Why is Portugal so fucking poor?
>Why are the Portuguese so fucking brown?
>Why is Portugal's average IQ so low?

>>67696188
>Why is Portugal so fucking poor?
Late industrialization, shitty dictatorship, shitty current government, EU not letting us produce stuff, no more empirez n shiet

>Why are the Portuguese so fucking brown?
That's subjective, but we have a lot of sun so it's normal for people to be darker

>Why is Portugal's average IQ so low?
Brain drain

>>67696136
Fun fact, the nephew of the last king of the Lombards lived in Galicia.

>>67696136
Which vidya is that?

>>67697035
total war : attila

>>67697035

Seems to be Total War: Atilla.

>>67690393
>we're the calmest people in south europe including franc
We're way more calm than Portugal (for natives at least) because we're depressed. And we're not in south Europe.

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>>67696136

>>67699659
All Europeans are calm, only nigger spawn occupying southern europe are loud niggers, same as niggers in US.

>>67691750
>makes people think we're like spaniards,greeks,italians.

no, we think you're blacks