>you probably have some form of cancer RIGHT NOW but you won't

>>67684056

Hope I find it out soon. Wife and life are sucking the joy out of existence.

>kek

I stick a finger up me bum on the reg to check

>be Australian
>die of skin cancer

>>67684056
mind cancer for you

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>tfw live in right to die state
>was hoping that a mole on my back would become cancerous so i can check out of life
>go to doctor for dry skin, he spots it and cuts it off for testing
>"gee anon that was close! That mole could have flipped any day! "
>mfw

years of surfing this cancerous shit hole Im positive I do, more than once actually

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>>67684056
cancer cells are always is growing in you, but 99.999% of the time your immune system catches it and stops it from becoming a problem

>>67684150
Florida?

>tfw too intelligent to get cancer

>>67684290
WA

>>67684304
ah yes, a fellow western australian

>>67684294
cancer is not cannibalistic

at avoid the cancer you must become the cancer

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>>67684318

>>67684304
I thought DC was safe and all