You wake up and America is invading your country. How do locals

I'd be very confused over why we're invading ourselves.

>>67677352
We clap, obviously.

>what would be your plan to save your country?

fuck that, kill them all america pls

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hide in the local McDonald's knowing it won't be attacked

>burgers in charge of jungle warfare
We're fine.

>>67677352
South Mex here, very confused, would not know what to do.

>>67677479
>lazy ass hues actually giving a shit enough for a full blown insurgency
Hope you like napalm.

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>murricans trying to invade
Let them come

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>>67677395
This motherfucker gets his flayed cartel style first of all.

>>67677352
We go underground and into the sierras to fight guerrilla style, turn the Aemrican southwest into fucking Vietnam.

>>67677555
KEKEKEKEKEK

Fuck it, just annex us already

>>67677352
since i'm vietnamese-canadian my instinct is to pull out an ak and shoot/set up booby traps but logic would tell me they only want to bring freedom to alberta and its oil so i'll support them removing lesser provinces.

They're still here.

>>67677566
>implying mexifats can survive that long without coca cola
Your mountain gorrilas would surrender in less than a month.

>>67677479
You faggots ran like hell during the Falkland Island War.

>>67677594
Ans you're welcome.

You guys really should thank us more often. It's polite.

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Accept your new leaders! America isn't so bad! You already adopted alot of our culture and buy alot of our products

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>>67677615

>>67677624
Thanks. Without American troops, NK would stir up a lot more shit. I doubt they'd full on invade but who knows.

Trump is the worst possible president for us

>>67677631
He was close enough

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>>67677555
Isn't that Canadian though?

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>>67677661

>>67677680
A wild ditto appears.

>>67677680
Ok that one is American.

>>67677352
It's 90% wasteland here. I suppose protecting the good 10% part would Be the plan

Nothing changes anyway, we're already a vassal

>>67677745
I don't think we'd invade you guys anyway, you're too useful for propaganda when we have some muds or slopes to remove.

We have a population that's about half as large as the population of New York's urban area. I think it'd be a pretty peaceful annexation, honestly. Not sure why it would even happen.

>>67677779
Russian butthurt of course.

>>67677566
you're problems would be solved if you've ethnically cleansed your indios. learn from your neighbors nigga

>>67677680

How the fuck do you manage to get that fat?

Those poor kids will be influenced by this type of shit.

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>>67677555
Your army is going to have to get out of bed to fight us.

>>67677823
fuck russia

>>67677352
>How fucked up are you?
What matter is that your country is going to get fucked up so badly.

No, the whole world will be.

Pls do this planet a favor and attack us, humanity needs to go.

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seduce a soldier so he protects my family like in my 3d american cartoons

>>67677661
absolutely not. these people would get shunned and stigmatized so they would avoid going into public.
>>67677680
the painful part is these people are everywhere in shit-hole touristy areas like las vegas.

avoid generic america and go to offbrand hipster/nature/urban areas and you'll never see these people.

Meeting liberators with flowers and a bottle of vodka.

>>67677878
why

why bother keeping people like this alive?

basically just wait for like 15-20 years as the emu insurgency slowly drains american blood and treasure to the point where the US population no longer supports another endless, pointless war

>>67677907
>we are supah powah and shiet.
north and sudamerica will kick your ass.

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>>67677931
The US military is filled with redneck shit bags and ghetto inner city criminals.

>>67677990
>north
Perhaps
>sudamerica
AXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAA))))

>>67678031
we are tired of socialist faggots.

>>67677907
No one believes you faggots have the balls anymore Ivan, you've cried wolf too many times.

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>>67677631
>>67677653
Brazil sent troop to man anti-aircraft weapons bu they ran away like bitches under UK fire. The CIA never released any supporting documents so as to not embarrass the Brazilian government.

>You wake up and America is invading your country.
Noice.
>How do locals react?
Get drafted and go to war.
>How do you react?
Get drafted and go to war.
>How fucked up are you?
Jungle war isn't americas specialty
Theyre the onr whos fucked
>What would be your plan to save your country?
Shoot and scoot
Kill as many murifats as i can before get killed

>>67677994
yes, some make good lives for themselves. Instead of remaining in those high-rise shitholes.

>>67678149
Nigga we already conquered you twice.

>pick up my AK and vodka
>go innawoods
>camp and hunt for fatty democrators

>>67678190
There are no democrats in the military, sorry to break it to you.

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>>67678190
kill as many inbreds pig farmers as you want
no one cares

>>67678181
>just won revolution from Spain
>1896-1898
>year later
>america suddenly invades
>1899

>>67678270
What's your point?

>>67678190
UAV with a thermal imager to find the camp in the forest and a couple of missiles Hellfire hung intestine rebels in the trees.

>>67677352
Call the NATO so the US can kick some American ass.

>>67677352
>What would be your plan to save your country?
Let it happen.

It already happened. I was not born jet, but my father experienced it.

>>67678749
it was a prank bro.

>>67677352
>America invading itself
10/10 BEST DAY OF MY LIFE GOD BLESS AMERICA
>>67677555
>Canadian in pic
Next time post a real AMERICAN on a scooter.

>>67678749
We invented your country so it doesn't count.

>>67677352
>how do I react
wtf I hate America now
>how fucked up are you
I'm not white
>what would your plan be to save your country
Erase cookies/history/bookmarks

>>67678905
Not really. We(panamanians) should really thank our separation to the ineptitude of the Colombian officials of that time. If it was not for theme how manage to truncate the aspirations of both; the panamenians whish wanted free trade and a certain degree of autonomy ,and the US canal project; Panamá would still be part of Colombia.