>wake up one morning
>see this out the window
>current year is 1775
Who do you fight for?
GOD SAVE THE KING! LONG LIVE KING GEORGE!
>>67672727
jajajjaajajaj
>>67672727
I put on my robe and wizard hat...
>>67672727
The civilised side of course.
Stay a noncombatant because I'm too afraid to fight
fuck the tea-sipping, limey, pirate cunts
I'd fight on based George Washingtons side
>>67672727
I am very very very surprised. Fucking surprised. In English there is no such swear words to Express the extent of my astonishment. Damn the English language. Because I live on the sixth floor and in 1775 on the location of my house was a river! In any case, these soldiers will either be robbed or arrested. Because they are in the center of Russia.
>>67672727
Tell them this land belongs to the King of France
RULLLLEEEEEEE BRITTTTTINNNAAYAAAATAGAGAGAHAAHAHAAAAAAA BRITIAJANAYAGGG IS OUR QUEEN AHHHH
*stabs yank with the sword thing on the end of my noise maker*
>>67672727
Join the local Patriot militia and help suppress the Loyalist Fifth Column
>>67674019
oh shit does this mean I'm a loyalist