You wake up in 17th century Spain, this fine gentleman approaches

>>67666644
Hey, want to make me your successor to the Spanish Empire? I'll be muuuuuuuch much better than a useless Frenchie King. In Spanish, of course.

>>67666644
Grrrrrr, urgh huh huh huh, muerte a los franceses, aaaaargh

>>67666644
Punch him in the nose (his chin is invincible, an his throat is covered behind it).

Portugal is independent again, but now with 500% more Brazil.

>>67666644
Merci mon brave.

READY THE CANNONS!

>>67666644
"There are other options Charles, don't chose a fucking gabacho."

do a 360 and walk forward

>>67667283
>Charles
Don't you mean Carlos?

Grrrrrr, urgh huh huh huh, muerte a los gabachos, aaaaargh

>>67667326
The fucking same thing.

>>67667293
pirate detected

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>>67666644

*walk toward him*
accept my sword and vassalage my lord

>>67667485
Rude, m8. Don't swear in prescence of it's majesty.

>>67666644
Yeah i know France is still kicking your country ass

>>67667562
>Arrgggeughhgehhhh

>>67666644
Dude must be a fucking master at folding towels.

>>67666644
Put my small cock in his nosehole