>Hello anon..... i live near you and i think you are very cute... also... my dad said that i should be married and i think you are my future husband, but... you need to convert to the islam to marry me!, no alcohol, no anime, no porn!
what do you do
>>67661737
Fuck it, i'm tired of being alone. I would jihad my way to a qt.
>>67661737
>no anime
why?
'no'
>>67661737
No hablo Ingles
>no anime
Dropped
>>67661737
yeah nah fuck off cunt
>>67661737
Considering that is she uglier than my ass I would just say "Idi nakhuy churka chernozhopaya" and walk away.
i have spent the entire afternoon blasting shitty christianity-themed songs of sabaton and saxon so i'd be closer to killing her and pillaging her corpse than to saying yes
i'd tell her that deus definitely NOT vult
>>67661828
cause no music, poetry, theatre, literature outside of the Quran and hadith, tv and film either
You ISIS now son
>>67661737
Honey, I'm Jewish - we don't read your bibles, we write them.
>>67661737
I will treat you the true muslim way
>marrying a non-Christian
Nope.
She isn't even attractive.
>>67661737
You're a 6/10 at best and probably a 4/10 with no makeup on, I'm not converting to a death cult political ideology for a typical generic woman who probably lacks personality depth, especially not when I could get the same cookie cutter girlfriend in a non-islamic package.
>>67661737
>no alcohol
Fine
>no an*me
Good I'm not rasing any subhuman weebs
>no pork
No deal hun
>>67661737
jokes on you no girl would ever say this to me
>>67661737
>check flag
>Andalus
EVERYTIME
>>67661737
> no anime
I wish we could have started some anime-jihad death cult, but you ruined it.
>>67661737
You presume to tell me how to live my life?
I have no interest in you whatsoever, nor do I care what your father wishes.
I hereby release you from your obligation.
You are free to go somewhere else.
Do not come back.
>>67661737
rape her and blame it on her
>>67661737
Fuck off ugly fat-faced bitch, you're really nowhere fucking attractive or rich or appealing enough to make such fucking requests. get lost lmao