> you're cunt > how many times have your cunt invaded

1. flag.
2. We have successfully invaded them twice. In the first we got beaten back by their armed forced in the end and in the second we beat them and left to go handle Russia. No idea what the Poles thought in the second time as they seriously believed Sweden was obligated to stay out of Poland despite Poland's king being at war with Sweden and using Poland as a base for Aggression against Sweden.
It doesn't count but we once gave Poland a really shitty king that made sure to destroy them from the inside.

>>67658243
>we once gave Poland a really shitty king that made sure to destroy them from the inside

kek, frogs did the same with us and of course it worked

at least 2

What I remember
1. During "Deluge" with Sweden
2. Soviet-Polish war
3. WWII

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Such is life on the north european plain.

>>67662101
>implying you didn't have it comming for claiming our throne all those years

>>67662271
Such petty things are just excuses for invasions and during deluge even higher percentage of poles died and more infrastructure was destroyed then during WW2. But anyway everything is defined by geography and poland has very shitty geography, it's amazing that we even have country today.

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>>67662747
>It's amazing that we even are a country today
I have unironically started to believe in pic related.

>>67662880
i know an anecdone:

- John, how we destroy the soviet airforce?
- We will wait

>>67662880
And what is so surprising again? We are between two fairly hostile neighbors on a very easy terrain to invade, it's virtually impossible to defend Poland, at least with regular army and only thing holding us together are strong american influences in europe.

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Even turks successfully invaded poland

>>67663249
We should let ottoman empire spread over europe back then.

>>67663435
You should have turned Proddie and invaded the HRE during the thirty years war just like we did.

>>67659275
>Implying the partitions weren't invasions

>>67658529
>frogs did the same with us and of course it worked

and us.

>Swedish kings are an unbroken line of warriors that'd personally fight on the battlefields
>suddenly no heir
>get frog king because diplomacy
>one of Napoleon's marshals, supposed strategist
>turns out to be giant pacifist cuck

and the rest is history

I invite everyone not to invade us.

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Poland invaded Russia for one time.
Also, how many times your country invaded Russia?

Poor Poland

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updated map. since italy is to faggy to invade anything, i painted them pink even though they haven't replied ITT

>>67664621
This map does not include Israel though. They invaded us at least 3 times now and the current war has not ended yet.

>>67657127
No but a portuguese prince almost became king of Poland

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>>67657127
1. flag
2. never, we are nice like that

>>67658243

>left to go handle Russia

geez, how did that worked...?

>>67668857
Better than your alliance with Russia?
I mean, we didn't have our main ally annex us not so long afterwards.

>>67663647
>turns out to be giant pacifist cuck
He invaded Norway and forced them into a union that lasted almost 100 years.

>>67663647
>>Swedish kings are an unbroken line of warriors that'd personally fight on the battlefields
Pretty sure that ended with Karl XII.

>>67664621
>ukraine
lol what?

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>>67657127
Too soon.

>>67669008

74 years

>not so long

eww

>>67669008

>main army lost
>king runs away only to get a dane bullet in the head at the end
>swedish dreams about empire goes *poof* forever


>oh, we were just fuckin' dandy

XD

>>67672173
I were thinking relatively compared to centuries, suppose I shouldn't have done that.

>>67672311
>Implying losing your empire isn't preferable to losing your independence

1. Free, Independent, and Strictly Neutral City of Kraków
2. Twice

>>67672615
Ayyy, you're that Cracovian independence supporter, aren't you?
I'm the butthurt Israeli from a few days ago. How are you doing?

>>67673156
Yes. Still fighting for my city-state on an anonymous potato sharing imageboard.

>>67672615
>>67673216
Ever play as it in Victoria 2?

>>67673377
Of course. I conquered whole world with Kraków.

>>67657127
Sweden invaded you though...

>>67664621
When did Ukraine invide us?

>>67673535
We invaded all countries bordering the Baltic sea at least once. My favorite was the invasion of Denmark.

>>67673535
Maybe Cossacks or Crimean Tatars?

>>67673650 for >>67673597

>>67673650
Yeah, Sweden was pretty bad ass in 17'th century. I wonder how the history of both of our nations would look like without That war.

>>67672546

>losing your independence

who's independence?

those 10% nobility at charge at the time?

sure we didn't have our own french revolution to swipe the old filth away but our neighbours did it for us...

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>she will never be your gf
Would drink her piss if she asked me to, how can she be so perfect, lads?

>>67673650
I think maybe it is about Ukrainian-Polish conflict of 1918. I wouldn't call it an invasion though.

>>67673892
she isnt cute at all and look like an alien

you have been brainwashed, wake up

>>67671842
He probably meant 'that' incident

>>67673945
pls

>>67673971
WAKE UP
you have been brainwashed by western media

germanic-slavic females arent cute or pretty at all

>>67674027
I can see now, thank you dominican internet user

>>67673971
she looks like a guy from my HS class, he had ukrainian surname so not far from pooland

>>67674079
this retard dominican shitposter spams hate on white people in every thread, biggest inferiority complex i have seen in long time

>>67674092
Not polish, finnish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELVYfLLH-Hc

>A FUCKING GUY

>>67674129
>biggest inferiority complex i have seen in long time
fuck you, you told me yesterday you arent even germanic or slavic

why you are complaining then?


you are telling me i should find germanic females attractive?

fuck no

>>67674169
ah youre talking about another whore.... i meant the polish bitch in the OP

nevermind

>>67673892
Who dis

>>67674202
You'd think a russian would know how to tell whores apart

>>67674183
Im telling you to seek help. Random guy posts girl he finds pretty and you chimp out because she is white.

>>67663647
Tbh you're not really European if your country wasn't destabilized by a French cuck king. It's their secret weapon.

>>67673650
It was an uprising, not an invasion.

>>67674376
>seek help
nah, you do it

you want to be brainwashed and like those pigs

>>67674359
you didn't specify of which one you were talking

>>67673899
>>67674441
Can't be Kievan Rus?

>>67674449
Im not brainwashed, i dont give a fuck about ethnicity

kys

>>67674592
i mean me, you want me to be brainwashed

kys lad cheeky f4m comrade

>>67657127
1. Poland
2. Also none

>>67669269
that post gave me feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHeRnaWMtDk

>>67674626
hating on group of people because of their ethnicity is being brainwashed

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>>67674763
>Implying

>>67674883
he doesn't look like a support of stanislaw to me t b h

We didn't invade them, we liberated them

>>67657127
not enough

Freedom
Twice. By Bongs/Canadians and Mexicans

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>>67657127
We tried but got stopped at Vienna.

>>67658243
Was it true that Sweden was the only country to successfully defeat and invade Russia?