>traveling abroad >put canadian flags on everything I own

>be American
>traveling abroad for the past four months
>try and socialize with people
>"Where are you from, mate?"
>USA
>"How about those elections, eh? Whaddaya think about Trump?"

Fucking nonstop. Sick of this shit.

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>traveling abroad
>suck dicks and take dicks in my ass daily
>act like a complete cum dump
>tip the staff
where are you from?
>...
>stockholm, eh

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>>67637528

>>67637454
>Travel across India
>Start fights with fellow Hindus
>Act like a complete dickhead
Where are you from facker of bich?
>Pakistan

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>traveling abroad
>stay in hotel room the entire time
>don't talk to anyone but the hotel maid
>don't make any impression at all

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>traveling abroad
>put English flags on everything I own
>act like a complete cunt
>don't tip the staff
where are you from?
>...
>fuck off you foreign cunt

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>traveling abroad
>confused about why everything is closed and everyone is eating chocolate eggs
>tell them they will choke on toys inside the eggs
>say they should be illegal
where are you from?
>...
>Milwaukee, eh

What a madman

>>67637454
>>67637528
>>67637581
>>67637622
>>67637666
Good lad

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>Travel abroad
>Sperg out at every opportunity
>Knock things over
>Yell into mobile phone
>Take pictures of people before I start talking to them
>Try to haggle EVERYTHING
>Some sod asks me after I salivate on the floor:
"Say, where you from, anyhow?"
>...
>"From da China yes"

>>67637454

>America comes from abroad asking for directions
>Give him the directions

>Briton comes from abroad asking for directions
>Give him the directions

>French comes from abroad asking for directions
>Give him the directions

>Argentine comes from abroad asking for directions
>Send him through the favelas.

>>67641054
Doing God's work.