>go on a trip to japan "haha silly gaijin, go eat a burger"

>>67635281
Say you're Canadian
They'll commit seppuku on the spot so that they won.

>>67635281
They could tell from your large frame, smell and the shart-marks in your pants

>>67635281
You can just tell

Everyone can always just tell

>>67635359
>>67635423
It's not like I'm morbidly obese or anything. I didn't even say anything too out of the ordinary and they still called me a dumb American.

>>67635484
It's your accent, your attitude, the general aua of smugness. And finally it's the clothes you wear.

You can always tell

>>67635484
Because you have an american accent you dumb shit

If you heard a bong talking you'd probably assume they're from britain

>>67635423
Not true. I was in Spain once and people assumed I was English.

>>67635541
Now you are just lying you fat lying piece of shit.

>>67635551
wow rude

>>67635551
This thread is a safe space, please no rudeness.

>>67635567
Shut up Chilo

>>67635573
Why is this martsharter telling me what to do? Lose some weight lardboy

>>67635599
This is a no bully zone
Pls be more respectful to your fellow anons

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You probably wore one of those.

>>67635636
what the fuck

>>67635634
I didnt know this was no bully zone. Im sorry :(

>>67635646
Thank pal you were p rude

>>67635636
R u from moon?

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>>67635636
>Democratic Republic of Timor-Leste

>>67635640
Or just somethig that reads "Texas" or "California" on it. Puzzle solved.

>>67635646
>>67635653
Finns don't apologise. This is a ruse so he can stab you

>>67635679
>>67635679
I've yet to meet anyone in America who actually wears those shirts on a regular basis, much less to a foreign country.

>>67635698
>can't even do a relatively simplesupply run to the ISS without the first 3 rockets exploding
>implying you ever went to the moon

>>67635706

It's pretty easy to sport tourists desu.

>>67635636
Fuck off Timor Leste

Don't you think you could fool me with the ((((((Unknow))))))

>>67635315

Best thing that has ever been produced by Maccas. Almost makes up for your absolutely tiny portion sizes

>>67635281
maybe you smelled like a burger

>>67635281
americans smell like shart

>>67636101
Sorry I didn't mean to.

>>67635636
GIB BACK TIMOR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SANTA CRUZ IS A LIE MADE BY AUSSIE

Japan is xenophobic assholes you dumb idiot weeb.

Do you love Japan?

>>67637468

zitto animale

>>67635281

American people wear rather casual outfits such as T-shirt and a jean, on the other hand, European people wear more decent /normal outfits, such as a shirt and a chino pants.

By the way, Japanese people never ask to eat a hamberger to a total stranger.
We only recommend what to eat when friends ask us.

>>67635281
English speaker = Americans

this is common sense in Japan

>>67638020

No! only a country man like you think like that.

>>67635281
You can recognise burgers from 10 miles away, you're just not self aware of it.

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>>67635281
>Go to a bar in Italy
>Filled with Americans
>Order a beer
>Reaching my wallet
>Sir, we don't accept dollars as payment
Guessing something like that

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>>67635541

>I was in Spain once and people assumed I was English

Spain is one of the most popular destinations for British

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>>67635281
>japs can make fun of others without keyboard

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>>67635281
well ....