I'm an "illegal alien" living in the united states.

>>67616459
We're not the people in charge of immigration. You're going to have to go through the appropriate legal channels.

>>67616459
>I'm Pashtun.
How did you get here illegally?

How did you work for 2 years without a SSN?

How could you think any other country would want a criminal from the US?

Another englishmen in new york

>>67616579
Obama's DACA lets me work. My parents overstayed their visa. It's not like I don't pay 35% of my paycheck in taxes or anything, I contribute to society.

Sue your parents for putting you in this position.

>>67616459
If you've been here most of your life with no incidents, there's no reason why you shouldn't be granted citizenship
>I have a BS degree
In what?

>>67616907
computer science

>>67616907
>there's no reason why you shouldn't be granted citizenship
Sure there is, he's breaking the law.

GTFO OP

>>67616459
>Also I'm not Mexican
Then you have nothing to worry about, friend.

>>67616579
Around half of all the illegal immigrants in your country entered with a visa.

>>67616459
>If I get deported will your country take a skilled worker?
Sorry, we only take parasites.

>>67618061
But op is from Pakistan, sure seems like he would fit the bill.

>>67616459

>admitting to being illegal on the Internet.

Youre lucking this 4chan where everything is fiction.

>>67616459
>I'm Pashtun.
Like it isn't BIGLY worse than being a Mexican.

>>67618654
It's easier to deport someone to Mexico than it is to fucking Afghanistan or wherever the fuck he's from.

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>>67616459
We're Trump's ally. So no.

>>67616459
You have to go back

dude they never find you

don't worry

>>67616459
Don't worry, western countries always welcome shitskins like you.

>>67618782
i can't imagine an American being sent to Afghanistan and living very long.

>>67619365
I remember him posting that he was half black too. He will stick out like a sore thumb and will be killed immediately lmao.

I forgot where his mum was from. Maybe she is from a safe country.

I don't care if you are a fucking cancer research scientist.

If you aren't a legal immigrant you can go fuck yourself

>>67616459
scruffy paki fuck
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iipzYyva1G

>>67619430
Hispanic. I'm half Pashtun, 1/6 white, 1/6 native american, 1/6 black. I'm also attractive as fuck. Or at least my mom says I'm handsome :3

>>67616863
Doesn't matter, you're there illegally

>>67616459
If you're there illegally get the fuck out you fucking parasite

>>67620718
That's a unique as fuck combo.

Can't you simply marry an American citizen?

>>67621033
That's my last resort. I'm not fond of commitment but I may not have a choice.

>>67621099
Post pics I'll tell you your odds

>>67621099
I don't know how close your dad is to his Pashtun culture, but can't he arrange a marriage for you? In Muslim cultures, arranged marriages are the most normal thing in the world and if your dad knows any fellow Pashtuns in America he could easily arrange a marriage for you.

>>67621231
I'm an atheist. My father is a christian convert. I've rejected my culture for American culture.

>>67621363
You dun goofed. Well, at least your dad did. Then I guess it's up to your own charms. Be quick lad.

>>67616459
Why won't your country take a skilled worker?

I'm sure they need you better than we do

I'm really pissed there are actual racists in this thread.
I thought it was a fucking joke.

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>>67621976

>>67616459
bump

You can go to work to any spic country, don't believe the memes at least half of the countries in this continent are not that bad specially if you're a computer scientist.

If you have any close friends(REALLY close), ask them if you can marry them to avoid deportation. I'm not sure how fucktarded America's immigration process is, but I wouldn't be surprised if you were denied a visa for something stupid.

>>67617540
They give immigrants coming from certain countries a hard time. I can only imagine how bad it would be for someone coming from Pakistan or Afghanistan.

Source: my father's Jordanian

>>67616459
Apply for citizenship you stupid idiot

>>67626082
Especially compared to Pakistan. If you can't get into the first-world country, I recommend looking into Mexico and Chile.

>>67626321
this

you have to go back pedro

>>67626676
Its impossible to get citizenship unless you're married or the child of a citizen

>>67619496
Illegal immigration is shitty but c'mon don't compare an oncologist to a gardener. One is infinitely more useful to society regardless of their legal status.

Or do you want to die from cancer? That's always an option.

>>67621976
Half of country is like that. The other half is a bizarre polar opposite of it.

>>67627108
half the country has never seen the ocean in their lifetimes

>>67626560
I'm looking into Chile and Canada as last resorts. If all else fails there's always the high bridge.