> Be me > Be Icelandic > Wake up > Have fish oil

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Excuse me where is the posting of animes?

Is Iceland even a real country?
Sounds fishy to me

Do you eat arctic char?

>>67604715
Don't think so

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>>67604883
STOP THINKING AND ANSWER THE FUCKIN QUESTION!

>>67604883
What's your favourite fish recipe? Do you have any other seafood such as crabs, mussels, lobsters etc. ?

>>67604591
Buy other food? Or too expensive?

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>>67605190
>Other food

What do you mean?

>>67605275
German wurst
Swiss cheese
Italian mozarella
French wine

>>67605091
Loads of variety

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>>67605003
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW

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>>67605317
>German wurst
>Swiss cheese
>Italian mozarella
>French wine

Hahah, nice try, those aren't real species of fish

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>>67604591
>Be Icelandic female
>See one of the ever increasing amount of negroes on our island
>This is perfect chance to virtue signal and show the other girls how progressive I am
>Fuck negro
>AIDS

http://icelandmonitor.mbl.is/news/news/2015/07/23/man_arrested_for_hiv_infections/

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>>67605372
HOW CAN HE NOT KNOW?

>>67605656
THERE IS SO MUCH FUCKING FISH

what's fish?

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>>67605718
HOW MUCH IS THE FISH?

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>>67605756
Our source of food

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>>67605828
VERY MUCH

>>67604703

Underrated

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>>67604591
So you eat fish everyday every time every lunch?

What do you guys do about mercury poisoning?
Or did you all evolved so you are now immune to it?

>>67605329
Please, I ask for a school project.

>>67606659
We hang the shark by a rope for a good while. Basically until it's rotten. Then it is ready to eat.

>>67604715
yes

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>>67606659
I have never heard about the levels of mercury in fish being dangerous

>>67604591
>no powerlifting

never gonna make it, senpæur

and fish is based

>>67604591
Your life is pretty comfy, tbRh

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Guess how many crewmembers this ship has

>>67609733
15

>>67609818
w r o n g

>>67609733
3 if you don't count the captain

>>67609733
is this a fish travler?

>>67609935
wrong again

if it's within 1 or 2 of the right answer it's close enough

>>67610029
Yes

>>67610049
How long is the average shift?

Have you seen any elves lately?

>>67610167
12 hours

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>>67604591
>> Have skyr for dessert
Pls send some to me

All we have is pic related, it doesn't do Skyr justice.

>>67610029
>fish travler
*trawler
>>67610049
wtf machines are taking over

>>67610305
>doesn't do Skyr justice.
True

>>67610357
It's 8
1 chef
1 captain
2 deck hands
2 engineers
2 mates

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>>67610371
What's the best commercially available Skyr in Iceland? I imagine the homemade stuff is top tier but your average visitor can't get that really.

I tried most flavors of pic related, it was pretty good. My favorite were plain vanilla and wildberries. I also tried the 'Kea' (?) brand and it wasn't quite as good.

>>67604591
I like your greentext anon.

>>67610557
Skyr.is and kea are the biggest brands afaik

ask me questions about iceland
Get real with them I dont want some generic "how is life in iceland" shittee

>>67604591
>Iceland
>cold
KEK

>>67610814
1) How much does a packet of pasta cost in Iceland?
2) Do your country have dogs?
3) Are you happy?

>>67610814
Have you ever had to run away from an exploding volcano?

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>>67611002
probably about 400kr
>2) Do your country have dogs?
YESSSS
I have a labrador retriever
>3) Are you happy?
Yes

>>67610814
Are young adults (in their ~20s) becoming very right wing (especially on things such as immigration) like much of the rest of the West?

Where do you live? If you don't want to say the city/town name, describe it. (In rvk, in the outskirts, in a smallish city on the coast, tiny village, etc)

How many immigrants do you know/interact with your daily life (and how)?

Where are they from/what do you think of them?

Have you considered emigrating? If you had to, to where?

Why is The Grapevine so leftist it's disgusting?

>>67611060
Yes sort of
I was visiting family and we had stay inside because of poisonous gasses

>>67611095
/pol/ pls go

>>67611095
No one outside of your echochambers is becoming more right wing

>>67611095
>Are young adults (in their ~20s) becoming very right wing (especially on things such as immigration) like much of the rest of the West?
I would say yes, but the people I know go mostly to my school. And my school attracts a lot of the "redneck type" so it's a bit biased tbqh

>Where do you live? If you don't want to say the city/town name, describe it. (In rvk, in the outskirts, in a smallish city on the coast, tiny village, etc)
Akureyri

>How many immigrants do you know/interact with your daily life (and how)?
1-2, at work usually

>Where are they from/what do you think of them?
Polska, I think they are dumb asf.

>Have you considered emigrating? If you had to, to where?
Norway or USA

>Why is The Grapevine so leftist it's disgusting?
It's mostly foreigners

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>>67611265
>>67611138

>>67610305
>rennet
Why is there cheese in my Icelandic yogurt?

>>67610814
How many Eskimos/Greenlanders do you get there? They look pretty close by on a map, but I've never been to either island.

>>67611265
This is denial.
Look at growing popularity of it, the us goverment majority right wing, "alt right" meme group, front national has cutie Marion le Pen, and brexit and farrage.

Not even the /pol/ guy.

>>67611513
I've only once met a greenlander

>>67605190
Whale is pretty expensive

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>>67611643
>tfw bought 40kg of minke whale steaks for 15k isk

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>>67604591
> Be me
> Be Belarusian
> Wake up
> Have potato breakfast
> Walk to school
> dampness as fuck
> Looks like nighttime
> Get to school
> FF to lunch
> Eat potato for lunch
> FF to end of day
> Go home
> Do homework
> Eat potato balls for dinner
> Have tvorog for dessert
> Go to sleep
> Dream about potato
> Repeat

do you drink anything not related to fish?
fish vodka?

>>67612314
landi

>>67611542
The alt right meme group is who I was referencing when I said echochambers
The right wing populism in the west is driven by old + middle aged people, not the youth

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>>67612120
Do potatoes Belorussians dream about potatoes?

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>>67612516
yes

>>67612503
When it comes to "driving" things in politics it's always going to be old and middle aged people, but that was not the discussion, it was that the right wing was growing amongst the youth.

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>>67604591
Klukkan er lumma

sounds like you probably eat a lot of pussy there

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>page 10

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dumb bully posters

>tfw no icelandic buddy to spend a winter's week or two with in the countryside and/or highlands to go snowmobiling, riding big trucks, and relaxing in hot pools with

>>67620409
wut? not a single bullying post.

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>>67621000

>>67611406
>ᛏ
Noice.

>>67604591
Seems like a paradise to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F_INMLk_lE

>>67624224
>look mom I posted it again

>>67624224
>Provided sound - almost in butt
Google Translate may have failed me.

>>67624435
i wasnt even being sarcastic friend kek, im serious
i wish our girls were so open minded and slutty like yours
here the ugliest thinks shes cleopatra

>>67604591
Do you even get real cold weather with all the Atlantic influence?

>>67625120
coldest I remember last winter was -21

PRINS PÓLÓ

trust a paprikanigger this time: try to make deepfried fish, with a little twist: mix the flour with paprika.

>>67604591
wtf? I like Iceland now!

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post fishing ships

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>>67626078

>>67604591
All true desu.
Við erum skárri á sumrin

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This ship is built in China

I haven't eaten fish for years, the only fish I like is fish sticks and that's because they don't taste like fish at all.

>>67604591
>being a high school kiddo

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>>67628448
All of these too

>>67628584
Yeah got a probelm with that?

I don't like fish could I survive in iceland?

>>67630538
yes

Is Iceland 100% white?

>>67631003
pretty much

>>67605756
an exotic type of potato.

coming next year to work for six months and live exclusively on hot dogs

>>67632498
nice
Reykjavík?

>>67632541
ye, most likely by Harpa. How's the bus system during rush hour?

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>>67604591
Tell me what correct answer is

Whats Icelanders opinion of Swedes? I've been considering moving there since its easier for us. Job oppurtunities? What is recommended?

>>67632815
icelanders-lite
>Job oppurtunities?
What can you do?

>>67632755
No idea have never lived in that shithole

>>67632884
well where do you live then

>>67604591
How many inhabitants of the city do you live in? Are people friendly?

>>67604591
>be icelandic
>don't really ever see much ice

>>67632901
akureyri

>>67632943
17k
define friendly

>>67632972
oh neat. never been up north

post hot icelandics

>>67632960
>look out window
>everything is buried in snow

>>67605756
Imagine choosing to be agricultural when you have the bestest spot in the whole north Atlantic for fishing.
Actually, lets fix that little bear bro. We could be good again. Promise we won't mess you about this time.

>>67633077
it was gay tier

>>67633105
I think at the time, it was the only option.
It's not right. Lets fix things.

>>67610453
What do the brits do?

>>67610814
What happens when the banks collapse again?>>67610834

>>67611068
>trees

Wtf!

>>67633314
I keep living my normal life since I dont havea loan or anything like
Do you think im some expert on this

>>67632856
And norwegians?

>>67628448
>>67628600
Impressive outsourcing

>>67633409
>Do you think im some expert on this

Well, you are on 4chan?
Aren't we all cultural and political experts who perfectly represent the culture and tendencies of our respective nations?

>>67632992
With regard to girls, are they social?

>>67633530
Yes, very
But lmao if you think they want to fuck you

Thoughts on eating raw fish?

>>67633830
Come back here in 2017 and I'll prove it wrong, i am extremely attractive, a true social chameleon.

>>67604591
Not real, you didn't fuck any ice.

>>67633888
Lmfao you are competing with icelandic guys

>>67633429
Same
Icelanders-lite

> Be me
> Be English
> Wake up
> Have cod liver oil with breakfast
> Walk to school
> Miserable as fuck
> Looks like nighttime
> Get to school
> FF to lunch
> Eat fisherman's pie for lunch
> FF to end of day
> Go home
> Do homework
> Eat fish & chips for dinner
> Hope it's cod
> It's not
> Go to sleep
> Dream about cod
> Repeat

GIVE BACK OUR COD

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icelan respon to me pls

Are whales fish?

>>67637187
(You)

>>67638968
no

t. whale pro

>>67605563
You shouldn't make fun of them, or they'll wreck your navy again like in '58

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Do you eat anything else than fish?
What alcohol drinks you mostly drink?
Do u liek nordic countries?

>>67612503
If that were true I don't think a candidate that's barely republican would be nominated like trump was. It shows there are young conservatives that dont care about the retardery of the religious right

>>67604591
You guys are like, what? 300.000 people? The city where I live has more inhabitants than that. I personaly know two Icelandics and it kindda feels like I am friends with mythical creatures.

How are foreingners seen in your country? Do you get immigrants like the other Nordic countries?