How do Slovenians feel about having the First Lady of the United

>>67599306
Yes. Statues are being erected as we speak. Brb - not attending the ceremony is a death sentence.

Gob bless America.

Why would she be a hero? She hasn't even done anything of note yet.

She's actually a Russian spy

>>67599629
she is the concubine of God Emperor Trump
she is gonna secure safe future for your tribe

>>67599642
She looks too good to be Russian desu. Those Finnish genes get everywhere and spoil everything.

>>67599705
>Those Finnish genes
ayyyyyy

How the fuck is her English still so shit after all this time

>>67599684
Slovenians are factitious people. We are divided into two ideological parties, seven dialect groups and about as many regions. 'Let my cow so long as it takes the neighbour's cow with it' is a stereotypical Slovenian saying.

>>67599733
You can't practice English when you're too busy sucking your husband's dick.

>>67599733
how long has she been in the US?

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back when she still looked like a human being

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I like how women feel an urge to say Trump is a womanizer who married a pretty, young face with no brains, but at the same time that would be mysoginistic, so they brains have a meltdown.

I've read she speaks 5 languages, though, impressive and not that much of an air-head after all, huh?

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>>67599705

Delete this, we have no any f*nnish genes.

>>67599763
We have like Czechs and some meme Moravians who are just Czechs with wine and then Silesians
who are just Czechs with mines.

How come Slovenia which has about 1 mil. people has so many factions?

>>67599784
More than a decade

>>67599799
She isn't a retard, but she isn't an intellectual either. She is just a woman.

>>67599733
There's a big language barrier between English and Slavic, and she speaks five other languages besides it from what I've heard.

>>67599763
*let my cow die

>>67599826
mountain autism

when you visit your neighbours only once a year because there's no point to make such an impractical journey more often you tend to get a shitload of enclaves (inbred at that)

>>67599799
>I've read she speaks 5 languages
wat

>>67599851
I don't care, I looked it up and she's been in America for 20 years. It's more than enough time. She must be brain retarded in some way

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>>67599684
Your concubine was rejected
this will surely be the end of the Czech people

>Barron is fluent in Slovene and English at age 10

I wonder if he has some weird accent

>>67599929
just call them checkers like the game

>>67599881
She speaks six languages fluently: Serbo-Croatian, English, French, Italian, German, and her native Slovene.[17]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melania_Trump#Early_life

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>>67599865
yeah i guess who doesnt live in plain lives autist life.

There is a swear word "Skopčáci" among Sudeten-czechs which used to mean "German" nowdays
it is more of an equivalent to "nazi twat".

And it originates in Germans settling in the "mountains" and hills all around the Bohemian borders
the word meaning literally "z kopce" -> "zkopčáci" (but in pre 60's or so Czech, the "s" was used much
more than "z" (fysika -> fyzika etc.))

Which makes all Sudetengermans moutain people as well, Slovaks too are kinda autistic.

>>67599929
she was not rejected, she outlived her usefulness

>>67599826
I'm Moravian and I have no wine. Czechm8

Am I the only one who thinks she is fucking ugly? Not even just her current self but back in the days when she was a pornstar or something, she looked fucking awful in those nude pictures. Bad taste Donald.

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>>67600199
>Czechm8

>>67599306
A victory for the International Slovenery

>>67600255

shut the fuck up achmed

>>67600255
fag

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>>67599306
Disshh isshh very bad

>>67600255
nah you're just gay.

she's hot.
sure, plastic as fuck and whatnot, wouldn't marry, but she's hot.

>>67599798
She's 7/10 AT BEST for slav standards

I'm sure that you can find the exact same looking girl but without a masculine cube head if you spent a mere day walking through the streets of a populated slav town

>>67599949
She doesn't even speak english well and you believe that bullshit?

She was an illegal at first, so Trump had to buy her citizenship.

Now she's just a gold digging slovenian whore.

>>67601861
like all Slovenian women then

>>67601903
[citation needed]

>>67601903
>be Britbong
>talk shit about other cunt's women
Does NOT compute

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>>67601771
>having an accent means bad English
Not everyone is desperate to fit in, Marco Antonio.

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>>67600496
>>67600511
>>67600677
> Trump marries an obvious tranny, and everyone defends it
The man really knows his audience

>>67600159
She is going to become the next US ambassador in Prague.

Zeman is as irrelevant as it goes, but Ovčáček has been running his mouth about it in media so loud, that anybody else would be a slap in the face now.

>>67602581
this

>>67599705
1. She looks terrible
2.Russian girls are qt
3. Most people wouldn't even see the difference between you and a Russian

>>67599826
we have lot of those too

>>67602313
>he thinks the problem is the accent
Her english is shit.

>>67608499
Well, to be fair I've only seen her public speech on Trump's victory - probably read from a teleprompter, but nevertheless pretty smooth.

English might also not be her forte; as an Italian, have you gone after her Italian skills to confirm them?

>>67599765
You would know faggot.

>>67610872
I still haven't found any interview of her in Italian ( or in any language but slovenian and english), this is also one of the reasons why i don't believe that "fluent in 5 languages" bullshit.

>>67599705
>She looks too good to be Russian desu
lowhat? she looks like shit

>>67600255
agreed

>>67599851
>5 other languages
and can't speak the easiest language in the world
year right

>>67610872
no skills to confirm. there is no evidence of her speaking any other language than broken english.

>>67611950
>speaking Toki Pona
Get a load of this faggot.

>>67611672
Not only she looks like shit, but Russians are god tier. As expected, wrong Slovakia got it all wrong.

>>67612112
>>67611489
There is a common practice in Brazil (not sure how it is in other ESL countries) of putting any language you barely know as "advanced" in your portfolio, I am always very concerned employers will consider my "fluent" status listed in English as some kind of exaggeration (since everyone does that) and throw my application in the trash as a big sheet of lies.

So yeah, it might be the case she just spent a few months on each country, was able to pidgin here and there and now claims to speak those languages.

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>>67599798
Lol we have an actor who's her twin.

>>67599798
>>67599306
I wonder how much plastic surgery went into this transformation.

>being proud over a mail order bride coming from your country
It's proof your country is a shithole, basically.

I personally couldn't care less, but the media is shilling how great it is for all of us even tho they were taking a piss all over her before elections.

>>67617665
Nah it's just a manlet complex, Slovenia has it big time.

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>>67600199
>Czechm8

>>67599896
Learning another language as a child is one thing, you can speak it flawlessly. As an adult however, it is much more difficult.

>>67599306
Muh Slovene heritage family isn't happy about it. Also, Slovene-Americans have historically been overrepresented in government. There's only like 800,000 of us, and that's counting down to 1/8.

>>67618019
Povej nekaj v slovenščini, karkoli. Malo za hec. Slovenski potomec kot praviš da si je redkost. Sploh tukaj.

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>>67616093
What? Not only it doesn't look like her, it actually looks like a man, Justin Bieber tier or something.

>>67599765
Does she ever even talk to her husband or is she actually only sucking Donald's cock when they are together?

>>67618108
Dober dan. Kako si ti?

Ehh, I don't know any Slovene. My great-grandfather pushed English as the dominant language in his house, because his daughters were getting teased at school.
I just like polka music and eat potica on Easter. It's hard to say what things in my life might be related to traditions brought here (northeast Ohio) from Slovenia. I like that part of being American tbqh

>>67618548
>Claims Slovenian heritage
>Lives in Ohio (Cleveland is the place with the highest number of Slovenian immigrants in US)
>Eats potica

Checks out, I believe you.

>>67599799
Remember how all those dyke feminists were forced to sit there and say nothing as Bill Clinton was abusing women left and right, and they also had to pretend he was a hunk?

>>67618875
My great grandparents were born in Prekmurje. They apparently did move to Ohio at first but for whatever reason went to Pennsylvania instead and settled in Bethlehem.

>>67617665
Slovenia is basically South Germany. It's not anything like Moldavia or some other craphole like that.

>>67619116
Cool. If you have got any more stories to share I will be pleased to hear them.

>tfw no qt Slovenian gf

My city has the national czech and slovak museum at least. Haven't seen any grils in traditional dress during festivals or anything though, which is a disappointment.

>>67619426
My great grandfather worked at Bethlehem Steel but retired early after burning himself in an accident. He was more than capable of still working, but he was just lazy. He eventually lived to be 88 and was still able to read the newspaper in his 80s without any reading glasses. Lazy people who never worry about anything have low stress levels and age really well.

>>67599306
>Slovenian wife as the first lady and Russian agent as the president.
I predict increasing amount of new commiblocks in this country.

>>67619605
>Grandfather was a Slovenian
>Claims he was lazy
DOES NOT, I REPEAT, DOES NOT CHECK OUT!

>>67619605
>He was more than capable of still working, but he was just lazy
typical slovene

>>67619814
Count on a Croat to be waiting in the bush to stab you when the opportunity presents itself.

>>67619870
just a joke :)
a typical slovene would be an alcoholic as well

>>67619970
My great grandfather apparently did run a moonshine still out of his basement during the Prohibition era.

>>67618992
Not really, care to elaborate? Is this from his presidency times? Didn't really follow the SJW scenario before the Internet was flooded left and right with it.

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>>67618875
Pueblo, Colorado of all places also has a bit of Slovenian influence, thanks to a small but enthusiastic community.
>>67619116
Funny, mine ended up in Ohio via Bethlehem, PA.

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>>67619426
Interested in mine?
>>67621396
Also, see
>pic

>>67621599
Yes, I am interested.
Saved it, thanks.

https://twitter.com/foxandfriends/status/796689638895161344

HAHAHAHAHAHA

SLOVENIANS LITERALLY WORSHIP HER

>>67622361
>even named this year's capital christmas tree after her...

just bomb this pathetic country already

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>>67622568

>>67620157
I think our great-grandfathers were brothers. That story matches what I know about my great-grandfather's brother. There was a third brother who went back to yurp, too.
>>67621982
That was OC from when I lived there for a couple years.

My great-grandfather first came to Pennsylvania as a miner and steel worker, but eventually bought land and settled in eastern Ohio. He then married a Slovenian woman 16 years his younger, and they had 5 kids. He was a fairly successful farmer during the Great Depression (also had some Italian business associates in nice suits during Prohibition...), helped build the town's Catholic church, and was a pillar of the community. Almost every one of his descendents is a successful professional, but most of them are still rural and engaged in some kind of agriculture or craft work. By all accounts, he was a personification of the American dream. He passed on to his descendents a love for God, community, learning, and nature. He had a single shot of whiskey every day because it was good for the blood. He was a cool guy.

>>67621246

Bill Clinton was accused of sexual assault and/or rape many more times than Trump. Caught on video groping women, hot mic talking about groping women, seen with women, not to mention all the consensual affairs.

But he supports abortion rights so the feminists pretend he's their champion.

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>>67621396
That church looks sort of like an Anglo (the nave) cum Mexican (the spire) mix, I guess? It certainly doesn't have that typical Baroque look of Slovenian churches, but a prominent catholic community in the American west must be an achievement in itself.

>>67599306
Why does she look like a trap?

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>>67623734
Not really. Much of the American west's original European settlers were Spanish and French. I mean, the name of the town is Pueblo. That church building is almost totally southwestern American, Spanish-influenced. The Slovenian genealogy and library building next door (former school, I think) looks less like that.

>>67622973
I see, didn't know this was a recurring event.
>he supports abortion
Heh, you wouldn't want an accidental child if you raped so many women, either. Gotta give them the choice!

>>67622361
Slovenia is just thrilled to be noticed.

>>67608300
Not surprised that someone with that flag would say this since most of you are of Russian origin.

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There are more beutiful slovenian women out there, but Mr. Trump chose her because she had a selective ovulus to produce his exact genetic clone aka Barron.

>>67625367
>implying not every single gene of Trump is dominant
He could have impregnated Michelle Obama and we would still have the exact same Barron.

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>czech me out ;)