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>be australian
>housing bubble
>games are good $50 more expensive
>tramp stamp on flag
>everything is venomous, from dogs to sisters
>mommy has a belly pouch
>ping 400+ with data cap to slow down on that supersonic 1.5 Mb/s """"Internet""""
>struggle to load up about:blank
>smear vegemite on your wooden cables to boost the signal as petrol shaman instructed
>have a Gaytime that is hard to have on your own
>celebrate National Sorry Day
>go to Canada as a girl, get drunk and frostbitten during a nap outdoors in February
>go to Bali and get burned
>be tasmanian, be inbred
>get cancer due to the lack of ozone layer
>get glassed
>get fucked by Wei Long
>get shot by Muhammad the Pinoy
>get stomped by emus
>get kicked by cassowaries
>get stung by platypus and live in horrible world of pain for months
>get bitten by spiders in your closet
>get in the water and step on a venomous sea urchin
>get stung by a 4mm jelly fish
>get curb stomped in kings cross
>get privilege checked in lelbourne
>get chlamydia from koala
>get anthrax from wombat
>get fucked by kangaroo
>get rused by NBN Co. site
>get invaded by chinks
>get bit by snake in shower
>get kids stolen by dingos
>get laughed at by two Polacks on /int/
>get nuked by fucking Brits of all people
>get mocked by New Zealanders
>get outside and fall into the pit because the world literally hasn't rendered yet
>lose all wars, even against allegedly lesser beings
>huff petrol, bubble and drink cow piss from a goon sack
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Oh look how cute, a pole thinking it has what it takes to shit-talk other countries.
I have a question, how many independence days does your filthy piece of shit eastern European country have? You have been conquered and humiliated so many times through history only to be conquered and humiliated again and again its honestly sad if it wasn't so pitifully hilarious.
Your modern day country is a meme carved out by the soviets, before then it was a meme carved out of Versailies, and before then you were in your natural state of non existence which you should really reconsider going back to (not that your opinion matters anyway).
Finally, shut your damn slav mouth and go back to cleaning Germany's toilet, that muslim had a bigger shit than usual, just how you poles like it
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>>67591067
>ww2 france
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>>67591080
ww2 Poland
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>>67591092
ww2... italy?
Let's find something both of us can laff at...
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>>67591121
You're neither funny nor clever. And in fact it actually pisses me off that a fucking pole, of all people, laughs at a real first world country (Considering their roots), especially when talking about infrastrusture. You whole fucking population leaves as soon as they possibly can and your entire claim to fame is that you can act like your country is full of edgy racists on 4chan.
Please fuck back off to shoveling snow or whatever the fuck it is you do in your shithole and leave the real world alone. Thanks.
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>>67591194
Of course we laugh at first world countries. I have a job here with salary I'm happy with, it's incredibly safe, it's quiet, no homosexuals or promiscuity, it's a nation state.
I love it in here.
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>>67591053
you forgot
>get mugged by abos
>be denied every help scheme because not black enough
But mate, as long as I can still kick me feet up and sink piss, it's worth it
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>>67591292
>I love it in here.
And i'm sure a pig loves rolling in squalor
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>>67591401
Of course it does, silly
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>>67591053
Besides the dangerous wildlife everywhere meme this is almost all true
fuck
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>>67591053
>>ping 400+ with data cap to slow down on that supersonic 1.5 Mb/s """"Internet""""
Sometimes it's even slower than that
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>>67591053
>struggle to load up about:blank
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